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| packet shepherd | #cybersecurity intel idiot among geniuses | senior architect & SME @ $vendor screams into the void about #DNS, #AI, and #governance and follows every Williams I can find darknetian.com/about @layer8-flash.bsky.social for flashes ⚡

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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
XFinity has by far the shittiest customer experience of all time on their login pages to get a dang receipt. Not even worth my time to expense how long this shit spins for
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I never tire of seeing our countryside from the skies Bumpy on the climb out, thanks #COWX. Probably will be on the descent to TUS as well Few thousand feet below us watched a Southwest flight cross under
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching fool time and the history of the internet. a fun tidbit / short would be Mitchell’s Point in Alaska, the northern-most cable line in the world at one point. they domesticated moose in Eagle, Alaska, to run the cable as horses. Desertion / suicide rates were up to 33%
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I don’t think the kids are alright I was at rugby training last night and some incoming college freshmen were complaining about a university that results in burns (insinuating STIs from sleeping with the women there)
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
it finally happened United needed to boot 7 folks from the flight (weight restrictions leaving LAS from heat) and immediately offered $2500 in flight credits next flight was 3 hours later, EASY pick did need to update the wife I wouldn’t be back for dinner but… what a steal?
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In June, Commerce ordered Anthropic to take Fable 5 offline. 18 days. Global — not just restricted countries, *everyone*, because real-time nationality filtering across AWS Bedrock and a dozen cloud providers isn't a thing you can do. That was a model. What happens when it's your agent registry?
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
sitting in a taxi in Rome, man has 3 phones (1 on a call in left hand), blaring radio, open laptop in passenger seat sometimes using his right hand to type, no seatbelt, and drove like a total madman to the airport 10/10, i get why the italians are passionate about everything but also F1
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
every time I sigh I’m reminded of the albino nevrons in Expedition 33 I murdered and their whimsical and goofy sounds I am a bad person, the XP wasn’t worth it
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
QS with your fav pokemon (wrong answers only!)
static.klipy.com
Epstein Laser
Alt: Epstein with Laser eyes
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
welp the local AI lab is getting shipped to my house this week, w00t!
Micro tower with a blackwell GPU inside
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Standards live forever. The SLS rocket booster's diameter is constrained by the back end of two horses, four thousand years ago. My first keynote: what that has to do with AI agents. www.darknetian.com/posts/2026-06-18… #DNS #IETF #standards
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The Human Foundation of Open Protocols — Notes From the Domain Summit Keynote
My first keynote, in Berlin: why standards outlive the people who write them, the three schools of thought forming around agentic identity, where domains actually fit, and why the question of who mediates the agentic web is being answered right now.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
feature request: permaban accounts requesting edit perms
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Special treat today, riding up top #AVSky #TravelSky
A Lufthansa Boeing 747-8
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
selling Yankees hats in the Berlin airport? Disgust
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
anyone happen to know the folks at EA who did the soundtrack selection for SSX On Tour or FIFA 14? You the real MVP 🫶🏻
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
About to present at #IXDS26 😎
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
*8*kgs for a max carry on weight?! Lufthansa, is this a joke 🤣
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So Infoblox's UDDI DNS product just announced full #DNS-AID record support. So you know what this means!! Love the concept of XaaS handling the DR portion of the management plane of critical DNS data, but, the tenant I got didn't have all the VPC peering bells and whistles. Hmm. Ok...
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
my nit for goodwill hunting is Robin Williams’ character mentions the unabomber to protect Matt Damon’s character’s mental state but doesn’t mention MKUltra thank you for coming to my TED talk
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
At ICANN87 I got sold on Universal Acceptance — your name in your own script working everywhere. So I tested it: registered 3 internationalized domains, tried to serve sites + receive mail on a free stack. Every failure landed above DNS. darknetian.com → даркнетиан.com
darknetian.com
darknetian
High-information, low-trust notes from the edge.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#ICANN86 policy forum in #Seville kicks off today! Looking forward mostly to the discussion of the future of the .agent gTLD and if domains *should* be a piece of agentic identity without capture or consolidation Interesting tidbits will thread here
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Something very beautiful about driving through the Spanish countryside to get to a port to sail to Tangier while listening to Stonewall Jackson. Feelsgoodman.jpg
Picture of a church through a dashboard
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
feel like Deutsche Telekom has the best roaming experience out there second I flip on my eSIM it connects in seconds and activates some countries it takes multiple reboots and airplane mode on / off to register with the carrier wonder if they publish their interoperability stack artifacts
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Went looking for a standards-track DNS hook for agent identity in OpenDID's verifier code, expecting nothing. The answer was three letters: SAN. OID4VP's x509_san_dns binds the verifier to a DNS name in the cert SAN. ROK and France ship it. So might agents.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
#HackerFit with a view! Cheeky 10K getting adjusted to GMT+1, prepped to deliver briefing to UN ITU-T, let’s get this bread folks #AI #governance wont solve itself 🤖
Photo of CERN science gateway
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
read a bunch of travel blogger posts about the state of United club / lounge options at #LHR many regard this as the best club in the system. I assume none of them actually travel though because for me it's still #NRT hands down, and it's not close folks
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I’ve wondered how crucial medicine disruptions might be tolerated by patients I know someone on the ARB/CCB duo and someone on the ABR/beta too. Good to know they have an OK shot when the bunker fuels run out 🥹
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
baby’s first CVE! (not) internal vuln team gave CVSS of 7.2, but since it’s internally sourced, no disclosure. Depression
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Six days after publishing five fake DNS-AID records, the first one resolved to something real. bookings.darknetian.com now answers /ask, /mcp, /a2a — Claude underneath, ICS invites in my inbox. www.darknetian.com/posts/2026-05-20… #DNS-AID #AI #MCP #A2A
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Bookings Goes Real — Cloudflare Workers, Claude Managed Agents, and DNS-AID Glue
The first of the five fake agents now answers real requests. Three protocol surfaces, one Anthropic-managed Claude underneath, and DNS-AID + ANS attesting to all of it end-to-end.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
My blank cname and proxy short to canonical helpers apparently still break my website on here. Hmm.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
More than a year deep into the agent-discovery substrate problem. One lesson keeps coming back: discovery is *always* where centralization sneaks in. Publishing is easy. Resolution is easy. But whoever owns the directory in the middle owns whether you exist.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
texting slang is so funny taking everything in me to not reply “a BBL event, where at 😍”
a discord message that says “I’ve gtg for an event tonight, bbl”
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
investment portfolio: ❌ IRA ❌ 401K ✅ RAM
A tray of RAM, 24 count
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
trying to learn this whole diplomacy thing
A picture of the book arms and influence by Thomas C Schelling
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
boy I hope the internet doesn’t find my agent and start spamming it with weird shit
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
it BOTHERS me how good some of the Apple products are just got a gifted pair of the airpod pro max 2’s which are an upgrade from my ~2020 Bose QC35II’s have a lot of FLAC music locally, so using the cable for lossless, ah, it’s nice sucks to need to buy USB-C to headphone jack for flights but…
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Can’t describe how much @theonion.com in print form does to bring a laugh to the household. ❤️🫡
The onion in print with an article headlined “tearful mark zuckerberg smothers metaverse avatar with digital pillow”
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone.
A screenshot of Napoleon dynamite
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
More #BirdSky
stork?
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
hungry birbs #NestingSeason
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
im so backlogged on these blog posts man
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
DNS-AID names three discovery states. The second — known domain, unknown agent — has the leaf in DNS but leaves the registry behind it out of scope. I wanted to see if ANS, the registration authority + transparency log I've been building, could be the thing the leaf points to.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
got some blisters from rugby tonight
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Spent way too long on this one and loved every minute. Iterating on the draft in conjunction with launching demo records for agentic discovery is getting me hyped for #IETF126
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Every time I drive my Mach E I am in awe that it’s even a discussion. I paid $24 for a month of driving 🫪🫪🫪
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
AI agents finding each other on the internet — should that route through a trusted third party enforcing KYC and capability gates, or be federated and operator-sovereign? DNS-AID is the federated answer. We've been working on it for a while.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
OpenSearch silently dropped 188K of my VMware messages because of a default nobody told me about: a 1000-field cap per index. Wrote up the fix — per-source index sets — plus the NIOS WAPI quirks and MAC→DHCP-hostname enrichment that came out of the same week.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Palo Alto retired Expedition. I wanted to see if we could build an agentic complement. REEF: an LLM agent that reads, reasons, and (with permission) edits Infoblox Threat Defense policy. Runs on any model — even a 4GB GPU. Self-corrects when tools push back.
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
happiness
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chronic sudo abuser @layer8.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What might possess someone to put tile on top of an area nobody sees, walks on?
Picture of an entryway with tile on to
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