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Johnnycola

@laydownthelaw.bsky.social
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I like to point out annoying tropes in hockey coverage. Habs fan. Blue Jays, begrudgingly. A mix of analytical acumen and passionate rants.

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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 22h
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Trolls Band Together: Branch
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NGL, thats impressive for a season opener.
Scoresheet showing Shesterkin with his second goal of the year
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Between laughing at a joke making fun of the women's team, and being a dick to a woman reporter, Jack Hughes is really showing who he is...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Leafs open the scoring at home! *15sec later* Deafening silence.
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Brian Wilde @bwildemtl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasn’t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/1207663...
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Call of the Wilde: Montreal Canadiens start the season with a tight victory over the Maple Leafs in Toronto - Montreal | Globalnews.ca
The Montreal Canadiens drew the Maple Leafs in Toronto and it was a match-up that Montreal has struggled with, but not this time. The Canadiens posted a tight 3-2 win.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tom Hanks creating fire in Cast Away
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I wouldn't fight a guy based "Samson". At least not until he cut his hair short...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
O/U how long for the first "Its pre-season for us/the refs too lololol"
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you think player salaries are out of hand, think about the fact that Bettman kept the ceiling artificially low these last few years, and how much revenues the league is actually making. The owners are swimming in money and we're shocked that their employees are finally somewhat catching up...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not bloody Likely!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🎶WAITIN ALL DAY FOR SUNDAY NIGHT🎶 Dude, you realize there was like 10 games today? You mean you've been waiting since, like, 7:30pm?
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible And you'll know us by the trail of crumbs
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bateman!
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Man on Tower: What A Beauty How Ridiculous
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Helluva Boss Barbie Wire: Get a Load of This Guy!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can we be done with Johnny Depp now? Guy needs to take, like, 5 years off and come back in a regular role or something. Like a romantic comedy or action thriller. Very straightforward, no "artsy" acting.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Earned"
Google AI saying Belthazar Getty "earned" his fortune through acting and music. Oh, and also, the heritage he got from "the once richest man in the world"
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I think I see now how the Red Sox won all these games...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Normal people: "Stop siding with the fascists!" Gaslighters: "The far-left calls everyone that disagrees with them fascists!" Fascists:
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I think by now its pretty obvious that the Jays sold their soul to get a World Series last year, still failed in the most heartbreaking way because Lucifer is nothing if not consistent, and are now paying the price.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spiderman meme with Montréal vs Carolina pointing at Argentina vs Spain
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Big "Montreal vs Carolina" vibe to this game...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#mauditsoccerplate
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
@wilnerness.bsky.social someone stole your bit 🤣
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Bang harder fellow Mexicans! Jude cant hear it!
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Kobe Bryant Nba Player
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Bob Parr saying "You keep trying to call Canada boring/lucky, but I'm just happy to be here!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Stop the count!
Graphic showing Canada alone in the round of 16
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
MFer is already demanding a trade lol
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
And yet, when Bettman says "Toronto, you're on the clock!", he'll still sit there for the whole 3min with a goofy grin on his face, making sure to waste everyone's time as much as possible.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Beating the Swiss without Koné/Eust/Davies would've been a heck if an achievement! But no dice.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The refs are being awfully kind to Canada this World Cup...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
World Cup refs honoring their NA hosts with a "Let them play!" attitude. Bettman and Parros would be proud!
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Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
He’s mogging me
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Not a gambling guy, but it would be pretty tempting to bet on the 2 moron-bros dropping the mitts on the initial faceoff of the season.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Posting AI slop on Bluesky is not how you make friends...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Great open-ice hit by Mexico there lol
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We Want The Extra Point!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Thinking of Renaud Lavoie who spent all year snickering at Carolina for their use of advanced stats. More pie on that loser's face, very satisfying!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
We've been warned.
Bluesky calling Pierre LeBron a Bot
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Résumé court de la 1ere demie: Déchets Techniques.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Bosnia should have taken at least 3 goals by now. We're watching two drunken beer leagues teams...
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
When youre worried that saying "ass" will get you banned by the algorithm:
Soccer player with the name "Sithole"
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Nathan Sager @n8sager.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hey, it's two guys who have played defence for the Predators. #CanadianSky #CielCanadien
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
These NBA refs do a lot of explaining after a video review. Very transparent.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So why do movie directors still attach their movies to Jared Leto? Why would you hamper your product like that?
Norm Macdonald saying "Box office poison" on the set of Conan
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Glass half-full: Renaud Lavoie looks like an idiot (again), after making fun of Carolina all year for their love of analytics, and basically saying the nerds didn't know shit about building a hockey team.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
So, at some point, a team who's aiming for the Cup will have to make some tough decisions. One of those will be Matheson. He can't be your 26+min guy in such a run, as good as his skating and cardio are.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If there's a sliver lining, its that Carolina doing well probably has Renaud Lavoie seething to all hell. How dare the "soft" "nerds" get anything right!
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The whole sequence I was hoping they'd get out of the zone. It was pretty obvious that it was offside from the moment it happened.
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Cale Makar tomorrow at 8pm
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Aragorn's Dramatic Entrance
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Johnnycola @laydownthelaw.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I, 4-1, am happy with the way this game is going!
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