Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Whoever wrote the headline here is definitely a salty Leafs fan 💀 021
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Currently on a Coen brothers kick and just watched Big Lebowski for the first time (batshit insane movie) Was wondering where I recognized Sam Elliott’s voice from, and it’s the funniest possible answer: 070
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Is Ed gonna just perform with no opening acts now? Maybe they'll rush to get Temper City or Netta 000
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Genuinely a perfect song www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSjg...youtube.comDeftones – Teenager (Official Visualizer)YouTube video by Deftones 000
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“Sex Crime Solidarity” is a real thing sadly The Trump administration leads the way in this department In the film & tv world you’ve got Brett Ratner, Bryan Singer and Max Landis all suddenly reappearing. Plus the Daily Wire keeping Jonathan Majors’ career alive 150
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Coyote v Acme has one of the funniest needle drops everstatic.klipy.comRoad Runner's Iconic BEEP BEEPALT: Road Runner's Iconic BEEP BEEP 040
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 02/09/2026wtf are they doing to these monsters to sell them for so cheap 100
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 15/08/2026tim hortons x harry potter collab... get your TERF Island brainrot away from my WOKE Canadian culture 090
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Having nothing to do is a lot less depressing when you have a little buddy to do nothing with 040
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Spider-Man is pretty good but I had a lot of complaints and I don’t want to yuck anyone’s yum so I’m doing this 040
Reposted by MaudeRollerBirdy @mirthfulowl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026The new Spider-Man movie is about taking HRT or something 121
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I'm surprised they actually rolled this back because it seems that tech companies WANT to increase confusion, misinformation, and to make people dumber/less-informed Expecting it to be quietly added back at some point 030
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Finished my rewatch of Better Call Saul and cried at the ending AGAINstatic.klipy.comDog Crying Meme: Doggo CrysALT: Dog Crying Meme: Doggo Crys 010
Reposted by MaudeFrank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 28/07/2026"Actually the Odyssey movie should have been a more literal and academic retelling of the source material that would fail to recoup its $250 million budget but successfully satisfy a very specific and annoying niche of people" 3274
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I pray he never learns how to open these door handles… he could definitely reach if he tried 030
Reposted by Maudeex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I think it's fine that a director made a movie about the parts of The Odyssey that spoke to him in 2026 America and in that adaptation left out some of the things that were more relevant to 600 BC Greece. 820226
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The Odyssey, more like... you oughtta see deez nutsstatic.klipy.comComedian's Classic 'Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week'ALT: Comedian's Classic 'Thank You, I'll Be Here All Week' 130
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I may have to hang my keyboard halfway off the desk and use the mouse in the most awkward position ever, but he’s helping me work ❤️ 1110
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This ref is a bum, just dealing yellow cards like he’s addicted to itstatic.klipy.comपत्तेबाटना UtkarshALT: पत्तेबाटना Utkarsh 030
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Brady will forever live in his brother's shadow lol. Loser 070
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 21/06/2026A post so evil that even the Nazi app is like yeah.... we're gonna put a warning on this one. Horrifying stuff 051
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Read a comment from someone who didn’t know the word “Canadian” and referred to our players as “Canadese” CANADESE NUTS 🔥🔥🔥 1170
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Decent result. Beat Qatar and things will be looking good 040
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 12/06/2026my brain trying to focus on reading a script when there's a Canada World Cup game in 3 hours: 160
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Brett Howden is about to be both the worst player to win the Conn Smythe and possibly the most despicable person to do it 040
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Was looking back in my camera roll and found my favorite YouTube thumbnail 130
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I’m the backrooms man, the backrooms man I can walk the backrooms fast as you can 020
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Hydro Ottawa texting me that my power is out (it's not) and then telling me they fixed it 260
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Is there a more dystopian brick to be hit with than calling a company's help line and being greeted with "I am not a human" ? 041
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 30/05/2026As biased as I am, that’s actually a horrendous call and I’d be pissed if that went against my team 140
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Only meant to sit on the bed for like 30 seconds, but how can I move when he cozies up to me like this? I am now five minutes deep into sitting here 240
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 27/05/2026I also think Jelly Roll should change his name. That man has no more jelly. It’s like when I ordered Boston Crème donuts from Tim Hortons and they had no filling 270
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Absolutely hilarious game. If the Habs were able to manage a shot on goal in overtime it was guaranteed to go in 0140
Maude @maudescho.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Montreal's first period goals brought to you by Satan, Moloch, Baal, and Abaddon 1183
