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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 02/10/2026

Plz clap 🥰 this is after having the flu for the first week of the month. & yeah unsurprising that I missed the 91 miles in the quarter, bc I ALSO had strep in July 😑

Color icon bc I finished it!
September Walking
[green bar!]
Completed • Ended Wednesday

Color icon bc I finished it!
Active September
[green bar!]
Completed • Ended Wednesday

Grayscale icon bc I did not finish it
September Step Month
[gray partial bar]
200,277 of 300,000 steps • Gathering Results

Grayscale icon bc I did not finish it
2026 Walking - Stage 3
[gray partial bar]
64.1 of 91.0 mi • Gathering Results

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 25/09/2026

My 9 Games 1. Yoshi's Island 2. The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain 3. Myst 4. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 5. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker 6. Battlefield 1942 7. Fable: The Lost Chapters 8. Left 4 Dead 9. Halo: Combat Evolved #My9Games my9games.com/en/s/85018b1...

1. Yoshi's Island
2. The Lost Mind of Dr. Brain
3. Myst
4. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
5. The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
6. Battlefield 1942
7. Fable: The Lost Chapters
8. Left 4 Dead
9. Halo: Combat Evolved

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 25/09/2026

I am so sad that these absolutely incredible shoes are impossible to walk in — that is the tiniest heel point I have ever seen in my life!!!

Black high heels. They have sharply pointy toes, covered in black acrylic rhinestones, reminiscent of spikes. There are two black patent leather buckle straps crossed over the enclosed front, and two more that go from the inside arch to the outside of the foot. A single black strap goes around the ankle. Back of shoe is open. The stiletto heel is 3.5" tall and VERY SKINNY. The insole is a light beige w/ a black label “NINE WEST”

Text: Nine West Pertee Strappy Embellished Pumps, $76.30 early fall sale, 30% off as marked

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 19/09/2026

Omg these are so fucking bad, I cannot believe how bad these are - Red Vines Twisted Vines watermelon

Red Vines Twisted Vines - watermelon candy package. Unravel the fun! …no. Please don’t.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/09/2026

lol I actually have 2 of them, this is the alt one, the ties are long enough to go all the way across the back. I don’t care about preserving the ”tie” feature, but I do need to get in and out of the top of the dress lol like it zips at lower part at center back, but like… ties are top closure

The back of a red & orange dress w/ butterflies on it, showing the length of the back ties. It’s… busy.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/09/2026

sewing friends! @uppityokie.bsky.social @sinycalbytch.bsky.social I have this style tie-back dress (diff pattern). I used to just not-wear a bra with it, but lmao those days are past. plz give me ideas on how I can mod the back of the dress to just like… go straight across? the ties are wide

Pink and green and white paisley & daisy tie-back strapless sheath dress, as worn by a tan blonde lady, front view on left, back view on right showing the back ties in a knot

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 12/09/2026

took my probiotic with a Cherry Coke Zero & the snack-size mini packs of granola bites I ate for lunch at my desk

Helth stonks meme - generic white-coat clad doctor figure with a poorly 3D-rendered mannequin head in foreground, beepy heart machine lines in green in the background

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 07/09/2026

WTF?! I have to reinstall the app to create my art account?

Go to the Instagram app to
create an account

In response to a new law in your area, an account can't be created here. You can create your account by going to the Instagram app. If you already have an account, you can log in.

[Go to the Instagram app]
[Close]

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 05/09/2026

Re: LRT: my votes! you’re welcome / I’m sorry

VOTES
MY BALLOT
38 MOST INFLUENTIAL BLUESKY
POSTERS OF 2026

amy brown
@amybrown.xyz
cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.soc...
U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission
@cpsc.gov
darth™
@darthbluesk...
derek guy
@dieworkwear...
Faine Greenwood
@faineg.bsky.s...
Kevin M. Kruse
@kevinmkruse...
Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas....
Mayor Zohran Mamdani
@mayor.nyc.gov
Michael Hobbes
@michaelhobbes

Ballot complete • 10 votes • listed alphabetically • votes are not ranked

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 30/08/2026

Update, over a year later. I did one today!

Paint arranged to look like a round, green spiral cactus in a big blue pot with handles. Little purple-pink flowers are on top of the cactus.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 22/08/2026

Meanwhile I’m over here w/ an iPod Shuffle with a cursed connector 😹😹😹 tho much less fragile than micro USB!!

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 21/08/2026

Shut up, Starbucks, no one cares, where’s the pumpkin spice

Notification Center
Starbucks:
Summer still in sesh
Seasonal faves to savor while you can.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 17/08/2026

lol since i'm on desktop, i can send u guys this image with a 2011 timestamp

"Rosenplantz and Guildenfern are dead", and there's two dried out, brown plants on top of a light beige filing cabinet

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 14/08/2026

My lil work buddy 💚 (yes, I pulled the “silicone” rings off the headphones)

Green iPod Shuffle shimmering in the light, w/ white wired Apple headphones plugged into it, wires kinda messy underneath it, on a brown walnut desk w a glass panel over it. The white ring of controls is cracked at each button from decades of wear.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 14/08/2026

This Crumbl store closed, and the sign continues to deteriorate. Art. Cc: @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com

THIS LOCATION IS CLOSED
& the pink background is water damaged

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 10/08/2026

Apple interfering with my ADA accommodations (listening to pop punk on the only acceptable volume: loud afffff)

Spotify now-playing: “Fake As Hell” by All Time Low & Avril Lavigne

Notification Center

Volume Should Be Turned Down - 2h ago

Based on your headphone usage over the last seven days, you've exceeded the recommended limit for audio exposure.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 05/08/2026

How I Got Work Done Today: (1) iced coffee (2) double espresso (3) Avril Lavigne on repeat

Top Tracks
Last 30 days:

1 - “Fake As Hell (with Avril Lavigne)” - All Time Low - 133 scrobbles

2 - “Moonlight Cats” - Black Cat Radio - 13 scrobbles

3 - “Bancha” - Kaya Takahara - 10 scrobbles

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 02/08/2026

My crown jewel of this strategy. Line breaks (lots of spaces) preserved on main list, but they fall apart on the single-task view

4 / 8 PAINT!!!
1 pick pics;
2 print template;
3 carbon on print back;
4 trace on canvas paper;
5 set up work area;
6 select & mix colors;
7 get water & brushes;
8 PAINT
Self-kindness

(Event view)
4 / 8 PAINT!!! 1 pick pics; 2 print template; 3 carbon on print back; 4 trace on canvas paper; 5 set up work area; 6 select & mix colors; 7 get water & brushes; 8 #PAINT

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 02/08/2026

It’s a hack… I made the event multi-completable and put the “subtasks” in the body of the task w/ emoji numbers. Getting the right line breaks is a lot of trial & error. Pro tip: no space between the emoji number & first word (keeps on same line)

9:00 AM
2 / 3 Publix: 1 Menu;
2 List; 3 Shop
House Care

ANYTIME
3 / 4 Laundry
1 Washer.
2 Dryer. 3 HangDry.
4 Hang, fold, stuff
House Care

0 / 4 Laundry
DARKS & JEANS:
1 Washer.
2 Dryer. 3 HangDry.
4 Hang,fold, stuff
House Care

Laundry:
1 Washer. 2 Dryer.
3 HangDry. 4 Hang, fold, stuff
…
Times per day (-) 4 (+)
…

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 27/07/2026

OH MY GDDDDD. And I will not be visiting your website this evening, I will just not schedule a blood draw at all. It’s fucking lunch hour on a Monday, you couldn’t do your update 12 hours ago?

Quest® We are currently upgrading our
system to provide better service.
We are sorry for the
inconvenience, please visit again
this evening.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 26/07/2026

This is what they’re using their ad revenue for: just AI articles. ”Ads and subscriptions allow us to keep publishing articles just like this one.” Gross, @miamiherald.com

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 25/07/2026

This brat eviscerating my childhood 😑

This is too sweet for me, cheep! Maybe flamingos have more of a sweet beak than me...

Lil bird dressed as a kokiri child

New Discovery
Dislikes Strawberry Ice Cream

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 23/07/2026

Never mind, I have to put my birb in time out again for bad opinions

I like the message but this song has been stuck in my head too long, cheep.

Cartoon of a little bird wearing a black dress with white polka dots & green eyeglasses & a big white floppy hat, holding an ice cream sundae, w/ a little green 5-legged blob on the left

New Discovery
Dislikes Born This Way, Lady Gaga

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 23/07/2026

Why is my laptop suddenly not coming back from standby?! What the fuck?! This thing is barely 7 mo old… oh.

You're 7% there.
Please keep your computer on.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 15/07/2026

yes I got 2 of these, one for me, 1 for Smöl Boy, bc I grew up with graph paper pads w/ a corporate logo on them, & every smöl child in my family needs these. $1 at Target “dollar spot” & bonus magnet on the back!!!

Graph paper pad w/ “NOTES” printed on top, sitting on a walnut desk w/ glass pane

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 09/07/2026

A+ review tbh. concise, informative.

WARRIOR Titanium Hex Shank Drill Bit Set, 13-Piece
It makes holes
I bought them... put them in my dril... turned the drill on and it made a hole in the wood...
VERIFIED BUYER
Dumb luck
July 1, 2026

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 01/07/2026

YESSSSSSSS. 286,182 steps is my new record for a month.

June Time to Walk
(Incomplete/gray progress bar)
9h11m of 15h • Ended Tuesday

June Step Month
(Incomplete gray progress bar)
286,182 of 300,000 steps • Ended Tuesday

Active June
(Big green complete progress bar)
Completed • Ended Tuesday

2026 Walking - Stage 2
(Big green complete progress bar)
Completed • Ended Tuesday

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 28/06/2026

YESSSSSSSS. Another month of competing the Garmin activity challenge.

Active June 2026 badge on Garmin Connect app, it’s a big hexagon (points north/south), w/ a stopwatch clip art

Active June
2 pts • Join this challenge and record 20 activities of at least 20 minutes each in June.
LIMITED TIME / CHALLENGE

20 of 20 activities

You earned this badge on June 26, 2026

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 26/06/2026

iOS found my screenshot. I guess it, too, needed some coffee. Again, idk what any of it means, but that’s bc my political science BA is old enough to have a political science BA

Your Results
70% Woke / 30% Chud

34% Techbro / 66% Neo-Luddite

61% Hopepilled / 39% Doomer

77% Davos / 23% Dubai

YOUR CLOSEST MATCH:
Pope Leo XIV
Head of the Catholic Church (2025-present)

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 25/06/2026

Doing it right / my brand is strong 💅

Today at 1:43 PM @schizanon.bsky.social has added
you to the "Hates People Who Use
VR Al Crypto Smart-glasses NFTs
Bitcoin" moderation list

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 23/06/2026

Fuck. This. Thing. This is my fav part of the new kitchen but jfccc this thing was a fucking shitshow to build and took both me AND husband, plus a tiny plastic chair, towels, and a ton of drawer panels

Panda USA
ASSEMBLY INSTRUCTION
style C70 / BLS33 / BLS36

Line drawings of cabinet build instructions. They are technically correct but independently impossible

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 22/06/2026

Ok I have to disown my Finch birb for real. This bitch doesn’t like empanadas???

Betty
Nope, they're just folded differently, cheep! This one has edges that look like
ropes. I picked it because it looked pretty!
But not so much the taste…

New Discovery
Dislikes Empanadas

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 22/06/2026

Lil app: relax 😌🩷 Me, w/ a double espresso, listening to a DJ remix of early Gwen Stefani, about to sit in a chair for 3 hours & thinking about the cabinets I’m going to build after: FORK YOU, NO

A new week is starting!
(Fire emoji 103)

My daily classes - 0/3
Today's challenge: Relax
2 min

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 21/06/2026

my mom may be a boomer, but she’s also an artist. so proud of her here 🩷

MOM:
I did the flyer from online templates from the website "poster my Wall"
Me:
Oh fun!
Thank you for NOT using Al

MOM:
Absolutely not! This also provides me with creative outlet. I also of course, as head of the social committee…

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/06/2026

Lilly Pulitzer patterns. So, I already have a Charleston print dress (“Toile Me About It,” a blue toile showing the cute little alleyways), and I have a citrus/Florida dress (”guava green twist”), so it’s about time they released an Ohio print: SWEET CORN. www.lillypulitzer.com/prints/sweet...

1970s corn painting, blue background, two diff shades of green leaves for corn ears, yellow corn kernels. Lilly Pulitzer vintage print re-released 2026

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/06/2026

A good day for this meme 🥰🌴🪾

Avoid using anti-wetland language

Instead of ___ —> Say this ___

You're getting bogged down in the details. —> You're frolicking in nutrient-dense mud.

Let's not muck about. —> Let's not disturb the marshland.

They're dragging my name through mud! —> I'm journeying through soggy terrain.

I'm swamped. —>I'm immersed in nature.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/06/2026

iOS pulling some Samsung-style bullshit. I manually went into Settings yesterday morning and selected “update tonight.” The update is already downloaded. so instead of updating, it decided to ask me??? At 2 AM???

Software Update Available
2:08 AM
iOS 26.5 is available. You can update now or schedule the update for later.

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 18/06/2026

I HAVE CHECKED ALL CABINET BOXES and made sure they’re in acceptable condition & have all their parts. I have to check the trim boxes now. Will continue building & panicking tomorrow.

Check all boxes - 16 cabinets
Completed Today, Jun 17

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 15/06/2026

Publix skimping on the black beans in water (it’s labeled “in seasoned sauce” but this shit is neither seasoned nor sauce). That’s the water that was in there! 1/3 the can! there is noticeably less beans bc I usually cannot fit whole can in a 2-cup glass Pyrex, and these beans only filled 2/3 😑

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 14/06/2026

My mistake, it’s actually chambray shorts

A small child hoisting a small log amongst tree stumps and other logs, in a yard of wood chips, with breakthrough grass tufts here and there, surrounded by a natural-wood fence. The child is dressed in a yellow collared shirt w/ blue sailboats printed on it, chambray quick dry shorts, and boat shoes and would look right at home at a yacht club

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Lawyer in Beta dot com @lawyerinbeta.com · 09/06/2026

I already have OoT on handheld. WindWaker, too.

Ocarina of Time being played on emulator on an Android phone with a snap-on gamepad/controller surround. there is a small dog's furry back foot coming up from the bottom of the photo.

WindWaker on emulator on an Android phone snapped into a gamepad/controller surround/ hand on the left holding it, w/ aqua nail polish. it sits on a yellow-white grid-pattern pillow.

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