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Lawn Lamb

@lawn-lamb.bsky.social
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched family guy high last night as the lord intended
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pending.swag (penny) @michaelwaveswag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HAPPY KIRKIVERSARY EVERYONE!!!!!! I HOPE U ALL HAVE A BLESSED DAY ON THIS MOST SACRED OF HOLIDAYS!
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you play music at work for everyone, please have ad free music 😭
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
god please stop giving me your toughest battles i am not your strongest soldier (tummy hurts at 8am)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My idiot son has a cold 😭
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gas prices are up 24.6% from a year ago and still significantly higher than they were before the Iran War. Meanwhile, the world's 8 biggest oil companies have made a $93B profit windfall in just the last three months. Big Oil is raking it in as the world burns — and we're paying for it.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This idiot fell asleep watching my little pony. I've raised him wrong 😞
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
MY SON, EVERYONE MEET WALNUT
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
IM ABOUT TO DRIVE TO MY PARENTS HOUSE TO GET MY SON. WE HAD TO PAY $455 FOR HIM JUST TO LIVE HERE. (I hate that so much, $400 for a deposit, $55 monthly pet rent) I can't wait for my son
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Enjoy my son getting his rabies shot (his name is Walnut and he has a cold right now)
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 06/08/2026
thanks Nymphia🌈🩷 お友達と追いかけごっこしましたっ 楽しんでもらえて嬉しいですっ
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leah ✧₊⁺ @lavender-pages.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
don’t shitpost. explosive diarrheapost instead
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
stick it to your boss. piss on the floor. what are they gonna do about it? they can’t stop you. go piss girl.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i originally pulled off antidepressants January 1st this year but I’m back on them. i feel infinitely better. they really saved me. if you ever need help do not be afraid to ask! ❤️
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sylvie - remade! @rosyfae.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
friendly reminder that lgbtq infighting is exactly what our oppressors want in order to weaken us as a community. stop wasting your time fighting fellow lgbtq people and instead use that energy and time to build up the community and your peers. we're all in the same boat, please don't forget that.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
AAA moved my roommate into our apartment yesterday!! I move in on Saturday!! I'm so excited!!!
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i don’t need ai when i can just see things with my brain. i wanna look at girls kissing? boom. it’s in my brain now. there’s girls kissing up there. it’s really cool.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Sweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
RIP WAFFLES. He passed away last night at 12:15 am CDT. It was fast. No suffering. Here are some of his final pictures. I'll probably keep his page up for memories. We'll miss you, sweet baby boy. 💔 I probably won't respond, but I'll read everything. I'm crumbling. We love you all. 💙, Mama
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
WHO is this!?!?! (Dusty has 1 kitten yesterday)
A gray and white cat named Dusty, with her newborn kitten who is also gray and white.
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Sweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hi! I know, Mama is horrible about helping me post. I'm doing great! We had a tornado warning scare last night, but nothing happened and we are all good! I decided to stay in my den most of today, after all of that crazy stuff. Anyway, Mama asked me to post this important info, so here you go! 💙💙💙💙💙
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Sauna time, I can't breathe
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
holy shit…. it’s been 20 years since neil banged out the tunes
image of a hairless rat in front of a colorful toy piano. the text at the bottom reads “neil banging out the tunes april 13th 2006”
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dev @legenddev.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
goodnight & remember you can rearrange the letters of subtext so it becomes buttsex
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How are you catholic, a catboy, AND getting back with your ex?? Choose a struggle
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Out of the house for 14 hours... Awake for longer, I'm so sleepy 😭😞
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Happy Wednesday!
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Jfk John F Kennedy GIF
ALT: Jfk John F Kennedy GIF
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
happy trans visibility day 🩵🩷
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pending.swag (penny) @michaelwaveswag.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
hello and happy trans day of visibility to all my trans oomfs! theres been so much hardship thrown our way, both online and in legislation, and i want this day to be a reminder of our community. we are stronger and happier together. though the world is our enemy, we must fight as we always have <3
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Starite 🌟 @starite.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️‍⚧️ #art #tdov #transart
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Friday night you know what that means... card shop!!!
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Someone just followed me, so I looked at their posts and they had a fucking ai meme. Fuck ai, get blocked.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My nephew (Mr. Mouse) watching me leave, heartbreaking, I miss him so much already 😭💔
Black cat named Mouse looking out a window
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy women's day, who's your favorite woman?
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I love these guys
One blue shrimp on a plant in an aquarium
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
yall agree?
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sweaty men 😁🤤
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I miss my pookie princess 😔
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pending.swag (penny) @michaelwaveswag.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
happy dont kill yourself thursday repost if youre not killing yourself (you can also repost if youre transgender for transgender thursday)
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estelle labelle. ☄️ @witchlet.gay · 17/02/2026
i love u lesbians. all lesbians. no matter how u present or what words or pronouns u wanna be used to refer to u. regardless of relationship dynamics, or how u dress. we are all in this together. i love u
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I'm unsure. I mean, I've never been good at this sorta decision. I was never even able to pick my favorite Ninja Turtle. While on one hand I like that Donatello was really intelligent, but the bow staff? That's kind of a weak weapon.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
My nutrition app suggested I eat more pussy.
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Foltey!!! @swamptrogg.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I have a date tomorrow. Nervous
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Whoever made Pink Whitney deserves a Noble Peace Prize
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
A little drinkie is fine, you deserve it. Get yourself taco bell and a drink and have a night in. Take a bath, you deserve it. Use your fancy bath bomb and soap. Treat yourself
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violet @poptartprime.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
yeah sometimes i'm needy and sometimes i don't want to be spoken to there is never any middle ground please go fuck yourself i love you have a good day
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johnny✪ @jwebbthethird.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
humans weren’t meant to work 40 hours a week they’re supposed to be reading yuri and playing video games that piss them off but in hindsight was an enjoyable experience
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