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Lawn Lamb

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Sweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
National Opossum Day is on the 17th and the 18th of October (yes, we're so cool, we get two whole days)! Mama has an Amazon wishlist, in case anyone wants to send presents! If not, just remember to leave special treats out for your outdoor opossums this weekend! 💖🍬💖 www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched family guy high last night as the lord intended
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Didn't realize that their birthday was this soon💀💀💀
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't worry! They got laid off recently! They act like our mother, they need to do self reflection because they are literally kim😭
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pending.swag (penny) @michaelwaveswag.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
HAPPY KIRKIVERSARY EVERYONE!!!!!! I HOPE U ALL HAVE A BLESSED DAY ON THIS MOST SACRED OF HOLIDAYS!
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like please, I don't wanna be hearing about insurance during work 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you play music at work for everyone, please have ad free music 😭
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Baddtraxx @baddtraxx.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is seriously the funniest shit I saw today
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I haven't seen you in awhile, but yeahhh, I can definitely see that 😭
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
god please stop giving me your toughest battles i am not your strongest soldier (tummy hurts at 8am)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My idiot son has a cold 😭
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Gas prices are up 24.6% from a year ago and still significantly higher than they were before the Iran War. Meanwhile, the world's 8 biggest oil companies have made a $93B profit windfall in just the last three months. Big Oil is raking it in as the world burns — and we're paying for it.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This idiot fell asleep watching my little pony. I've raised him wrong 😞
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's so baby 😭 I love him so much, he went to the pet store today in Kirby's old bag and did really good 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
He's so clingy, if I leave my room (he's trapped in my room for now) he starts crying and screaming because he's alone 😭 he's just a baby 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
MY SON, EVERYONE MEET WALNUT
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
IM ABOUT TO DRIVE TO MY PARENTS HOUSE TO GET MY SON. WE HAD TO PAY $455 FOR HIM JUST TO LIVE HERE. (I hate that so much, $400 for a deposit, $55 monthly pet rent) I can't wait for my son
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I assumed 💀 I just fear them finding me complaining about them (even though they've done the same, but it's bad if I do it)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And then they YELL at me when I used she/they for their wife (she/her) sorry I was still getting used to different pronouns?😭 It's like they only care about themselves! Whoa! Who would've guessed 😭 (they can't see these posts right?😭😭😭)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I use all pronouns, I'm genderfluid, I was called a cis woman by some of my friends. I wanted to explode them. My sibling almost always uses she/her for me. To them I am only a sister.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Watching MLP right now
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Enjoy my son getting his rabies shot (his name is Walnut and he has a cold right now)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I still have that song on my playlist, it goes so hard 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
God please 😭 they keep asking when I'm available for an interview, and I respond after a few hours, and they just ghost me 😭😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HELL YEAH!!!!! I am unemployed. And applying to jobs and it gets me nothing 😭 jobs are literally ghosting me 😭😭😭
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 06/08/2026
thanks Nymphia🌈🩷 お友達と追いかけごっこしましたっ 楽しんでもらえて嬉しいですっ
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Anything for Miku. Rip bank account 😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Goddamn 😭 people are saying it's gonna sell out fast and be scalped 😭😭😭😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There were 3 different Garfield sets, I kept seeing them on Instagram 💀 I'm pretty sure there are Miku ones coming out soon
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I saw those! They were so cute 😭😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I wanna get into magic so bad, I have one of the Garfield sets so I just need to get more cards and figure out how to play (and find people to play with 😭)
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I would be too😭 I hate being around them 😭 I saw them yesterday but only for free food, prescriptions, and kitties 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
BRO 😭😭😭😭 WILD Like y'all haven't talked to them in MONTHS, they don't like you, why are you there? Free food? How did you figure out where it was? I do NOT like my parents 😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
OMG 😭😭 they got so many cards, I can't even imagine who it could've been 😭😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The only help I can send is my parents, and NO ONE wants that 😭😭
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I got 2 emails about it 😭 I don't even live there anymore 😭
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leah ✧₊⁺ @lavender-pages.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
don’t shitpost. explosive diarrheapost instead
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I had a few berries, ive been shitting multiple times a day 😭😭
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
stick it to your boss. piss on the floor. what are they gonna do about it? they can’t stop you. go piss girl.
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
i originally pulled off antidepressants January 1st this year but I’m back on them. i feel infinitely better. they really saved me. if you ever need help do not be afraid to ask! ❤️
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
4 games of Sorry
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sylvie - remade! @rosyfae.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
friendly reminder that lgbtq infighting is exactly what our oppressors want in order to weaken us as a community. stop wasting your time fighting fellow lgbtq people and instead use that energy and time to build up the community and your peers. we're all in the same boat, please don't forget that.
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
AAA moved my roommate into our apartment yesterday!! I move in on Saturday!! I'm so excited!!!
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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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amélie ♡ ‧₊˚ @sappho-in-jorts.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
i don’t need ai when i can just see things with my brain. i wanna look at girls kissing? boom. it’s in my brain now. there’s girls kissing up there. it’s really cool.
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guys. Heads up. Let’s talk about Hantavirus. There have been SEVERAL bad takes and BLATANT misinformation circulating regarding this outbreak so I figured it was a good idea to make a thread about it. Stay calm. Stay vigilant. Know your facts. Here’s ALL you need to know. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Dairy Queen cheesecake blizzard
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Sweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
RIP WAFFLES. He passed away last night at 12:15 am CDT. It was fast. No suffering. Here are some of his final pictures. I'll probably keep his page up for memories. We'll miss you, sweet baby boy. 💔 I probably won't respond, but I'll read everything. I'm crumbling. We love you all. 💙, Mama
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Lawn Lamb @lawn-lamb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
WHO is this!?!?! (Dusty has 1 kitten yesterday)
A gray and white cat named Dusty, with her newborn kitten who is also gray and white.
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Sweet Tart the Virginia (O)possum 💙RIP Waffles💙 @wafflesopossum.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hi! I know, Mama is horrible about helping me post. I'm doing great! We had a tornado warning scare last night, but nothing happened and we are all good! I decided to stay in my den most of today, after all of that crazy stuff. Anyway, Mama asked me to post this important info, so here you go! 💙💙💙💙💙
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