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Mrs Jones

@lavenderwitch444.bsky.social
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Witch. Feral Wife. Mom x 3. Awkward in public. Plant Serial Killer.

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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Found some new friends behind the barn 💜
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh myyy
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The Pitt so so fucking good!!! It's been a minute since I've been invested in a new show. Every character, every episode... amazing! @hbomax.bsky.social
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Koa gives zero fucks. When it's time to cuddle, it's time to cuddle.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Working on AUS time again tonight (basically graveyard because Im PST) and looking for some new true crime documentary suggestions so I don't fall asleep... this shit is killing me!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Does the Sovereign Citizen shit ever actually work?
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Holy shit. Did you see the letter Olivia Troye’s attorney sent to Kash Patel after he threatened to sue her for defamation? Troye, a former Homeland Security advisor, had the BEST response.
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
When you know the day is going to be a shitshow, but you still have to show up and login to Zoom 💜🧙‍♀️✌🏻🤪
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Andy 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🧶 @microknitter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I saw this pop up today and remember seeing it when it was posted and was so embarrassed that I never thought about this. Immediately started stocking these in the first aid kits at work.
A Black man's hand with a color-matched band aid.
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Riff Raff Rackus @basuradeldesierto.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dude is unqualified to run the seasonal department at a Dollar General
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
After about 100 years of my husband telling me I need to give Breaking Bad a 2nd chance, I finally dove back in. I'm midway through Season 4. Just like SOA, there are relatable and loveable characters, but everyone is a bad guy and EGO will be the end all.
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a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My heart leaped out of my chest and I may have peed a little out of excitement because I got a notification that @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social followed me.....then I realized they were imposter accounts 😭😭😭 @bsky.app can we get some sort of verification set up?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
See now, this is the problem with finding a “Joe Rogan” of the left.
Post remarking how Joe Rogan is currently feuding with the View ladies over the existence of dragons. I don't think you can just make a liberal version of this.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My dad died June 30th. He moved in with us about 5 or 6 years ago because he was about to be homeless. I've been on the struggle bus of reminding myself that he died vs moving back to Vegas and he's just not in our lives again. Both scenarios break my heart. It's a weird place to be in mentally
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My dad passed away on June 30th. I received a breakdown of what the hospital billed his insurance for his knee replacement 6 days before he left us... almost $500k for the knee mechanism. He didn't get a fucking robot knee... total bill for 6 days in the hospital was almost $900k.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Few things are better than the smell of rain and a stormy night. 💜🧙‍♀️
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dr Oz?! Dr. Fucking Oz? 🤣🤣🤣 the circus lineup continues...
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In my business I work with a very broad spectrum of businesses/people in the health and beauty sector. My clients range from small fitness studios to fancy shmancy plastic surgeons. You know who the ABSOLUTE WORST busineses/people to work with are?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
💜💜💜
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Ed Butt @edb1947.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
people of bluesky! quote a favourite film using gifs only
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a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with the words this aggression will not stand man
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The Bobs from Office Space, sitting at a table
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Working on Australia and Hong Kong time is wearing me down... but it's really given me some time to figure out my new bangs. Win?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Anyoke remember Orkut? I made my 1st internet friend there, who's still a friend today.... many many moons ago
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Current and future mental state... we will get through the shitshow... I hope.
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a man in a tie is standing in front of a sign that says `` what is going on ? ''
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Finding @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social and @dammitbits.bsky.social here makes it feel like a nice new home! Still trying to get my bearings, but this place feels like a good place to be!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I work virtually full time, which I absolutely love. The biggest down fall is when I go in public I forget that people can see my facial expressions when their talking to me...
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Found this little dude stuck in a tree... it would be nice if I could unsubscribe from the Cat Distribution System for a while. 2nd kitten in as many weeks and we've been trying to recommend my dad's cat since he passed in June. 🐈‍⬛️💜
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