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Mrs Jones

@lavenderwitch444.bsky.social
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Witch. Feral Wife. Mom x 3. Awkward in public. Plant Serial Killer.

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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Found some new friends behind the barn 💜
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Oh myyy
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
The Pitt so so fucking good!!! It's been a minute since I've been invested in a new show. Every character, every episode... amazing! @hbomax.bsky.social
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Holy shit...
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Also... how is she in physical therapy so quickly after her "assualt"? My teenage son, who had a near devastating tear to his meniscus had to wait 9 months to get into therapy after his surgery.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
She's a shitbag.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Koa gives zero fucks. When it's time to cuddle, it's time to cuddle.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Working on AUS time again tonight (basically graveyard because Im PST) and looking for some new true crime documentary suggestions so I don't fall asleep... this shit is killing me!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Does the Sovereign Citizen shit ever actually work?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Smells like old ketchup and diapers.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Holy shit. Did you see the letter Olivia Troye’s attorney sent to Kash Patel after he threatened to sue her for defamation? Troye, a former Homeland Security advisor, had the BEST response.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
💀🤣
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
that sounds AMAZING!
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
pete hegseth doesn't want women to serve in combat roles yet he has his mother out here fighting his battles....
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
When you know the day is going to be a shitshow, but you still have to show up and login to Zoom 💜🧙‍♀️✌🏻🤪
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Andy 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🧶 @microknitter.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I saw this pop up today and remember seeing it when it was posted and was so embarrassed that I never thought about this. Immediately started stocking these in the first aid kits at work.
A Black man's hand with a color-matched band aid.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Credit applied
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Riff Raff Rackus @basuradeldesierto.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Dude is unqualified to run the seasonal department at a Dollar General
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm so happy I found you and @mzsgtpepper.bsky.social in the good place!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
This. 💯💯💯💯
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
After about 100 years of my husband telling me I need to give Breaking Bad a 2nd chance, I finally dove back in. I'm midway through Season 4. Just like SOA, there are relatable and loveable characters, but everyone is a bad guy and EGO will be the end all.
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a man wearing a beanie says " yeah science "
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I'm so happy I found you here in the Good Place!!!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Apparently they are taking the Scenic Route which will divert them to arrival in 2029
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cheers Millie!!!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Thoughts and Prayers?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My heart leaped out of my chest and I may have peed a little out of excitement because I got a notification that @hwinkler4real.bsky.social and @markhamillofficial.bsky.social followed me.....then I realized they were imposter accounts 😭😭😭 @bsky.app can we get some sort of verification set up?
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
See now, this is the problem with finding a “Joe Rogan” of the left.
Post remarking how Joe Rogan is currently feuding with the View ladies over the existence of dragons. I don't think you can just make a liberal version of this.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
"Real" she can f allll the way off.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My dad died June 30th. He moved in with us about 5 or 6 years ago because he was about to be homeless. I've been on the struggle bus of reminding myself that he died vs moving back to Vegas and he's just not in our lives again. Both scenarios break my heart. It's a weird place to be in mentally
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
💯 I called his insurance to investigate the hospital. There's no way this bill is legitimate.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My dad passed away on June 30th. I received a breakdown of what the hospital billed his insurance for his knee replacement 6 days before he left us... almost $500k for the knee mechanism. He didn't get a fucking robot knee... total bill for 6 days in the hospital was almost $900k.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Some animal shelters, here in California, offer a "dog's day out" where you can go pick up a pup and take them for a walk or a full day of fun and then take them back. Maybe check your local shelter programs?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Yesss!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Are you a hooves or nose key booper when you type?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Few things are better than the smell of rain and a stormy night. 💜🧙‍♀️
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Someone really needs to d something about Russian windows...
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Dr Oz?! Dr. Fucking Oz? 🤣🤣🤣 the circus lineup continues...
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
💜💜💜
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yoga..Yoga people are the most insane and ridiculous group I've ever had to deal with. Ever. 15 years in and I finally fired my last yiga client. Never...ever...again...ever.
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In my business I work with a very broad spectrum of businesses/people in the health and beauty sector. My clients range from small fitness studios to fancy shmancy plastic surgeons. You know who the ABSOLUTE WORST busineses/people to work with are?
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yessss!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
💜💜💜
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Ed Butt @edb1947.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
This!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
people of bluesky! quote a favourite film using gifs only
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Im so happy you're here!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thank you!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yes! Let's gooooo!
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Mrs Jones @lavenderwitch444.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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