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Laura Floradora

@laustan.bsky.social
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Retired Chef. GenJones. Pinko. Wyrdo. Heathen and Happy. Vermonster. DMs get you blocked. No dating. No $ anything. Pay attention. Go read something. BB & 93

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 18h
Absolutely 👇 This.......
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/10/2026
If your election-security plan begins by removing independent observers, the optics department has already called in sick.
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bluemanii.bsky.social @bluemanii.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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please, please...🙏
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Bob @psychobob4q2.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The MAGA regime recently killed the largest ancient 250 year old “Grandmother” Cottonwood tree in Arizona’s indigenous territory just to expand the orange felon’s fucking wall. I’ll never forgive anyone who chose this evil.
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Jonathan McDowell @planet4589.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Apparently the commander of the International Space Station brought her dancing pants to space with her
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And they voted for him anyway 😕
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't think we'll ever be done with the "I fucking told you so's." The Food Research & Action Center reported that these changes would weaken safety nets and worsen food insecurity for low-income families: frac.org/blog/project...
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RESIST @resist4unow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just so you know what TREASON looks like. THIS NOVEMBER VOTE. MAGA. OUT. ALL OF THEM.
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biologist077.bsky.social @biologist077.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm genuinely surprised by this. Scientists used CRISPR to reprogram immune cells *inside* the body to become CAR-T cells that fight cancer. In preclinical trials, a single injection cleared all detectable cancer in almost all mice within two weeks.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hegseth also removed the olive branches, a traditional symbol of wishing peace, from the Department of Defense seal. This, in addition to changing the name to "The Department of War," shows the dangerous belligerency that comes from appointing a frat bro who values testosterone over statesmanship.
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News to Remember @moments2remember.link · 06/10/2026
Thousands are now marching at Cornell University campus, standing in solidarity with Jane Doe. “Tear down the fucking frats. No Justice, No Peace” Thank you to everyone who is protesting. Jane Doe, you are not alone. We are all with you. Justice for Jane Doe.
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Satan’s Niece @krissychula.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
This is high art
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The alarmists have yet to be wrong 😕🇺🇸
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously 👇
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me and 1,200 of my friends in St. Clair County. This movement will win on November 3rd.
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump = Treason.......
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Thom Hartmann @hartmannreport.com · 06/10/2026
A worldwide backlash against oligarchy is gathering force, while America’s richest pour fortunes into keeping voters angry at everyone but them… hartmannreport.com/p/the-billio...
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The Billionaires See the Revolt Coming. Can They Buy Their Way Out Again?
A worldwide backlash against oligarchy is gathering force, while America’s richest pour fortunes into keeping voters angry at everyone but them…
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thestuffedalligator: 

The best part of getting older is aging out of the demographic that gets killed in horror movies. I am now the age of the kooky local at the gas station who warns the band of college kids not to go to Camp Murderblood
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I admire the commitment.
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Lori @tygergyrl17.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From Blue Warriors For Change
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Chasbell 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇮🇹🇨🇦 @chasbell.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Boredwalk   
@boredwalktees   

Be patient. The grim reaper will get them eventually.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
screenshot of a social media exchange.

The top post from The White House (@WhiteHouse) features a video thumbnail of Donald Trump sitting at a desk with his hands folded, accompanied by the text: "The days of fraudsters stealing from the American people are over."

Below it, a quote tweet from Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) reads: "The biggest fucking fraudster in American history who's pardoned hundreds of fraudsters and appoints fraudsters to run the government, says what??"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel
@neurodivergentrebel.substack.com

This one nearly made me spit out my drink. 😆

Stephen Miller
@StephenM

Why do you think they posted this?

    Governor Newsom Press Office
    STEPHEN MILLER IS A FASCIST!

Governor Newsom Press Office
because you're a fascist

September 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Found a costume for my hoe ass dog"

Below are two side-by-side photos of a packaged Halloween costume for pets. The product label reads "Avenue Dog Costume" and "School Puppy Costume, Includes: Tie, Shirt, Skirt". The packaging photo shows a small tan Chihuahua wearing a white collared shirt with a red plaid tie and a short, pleated red plaid skirt. The second image zooms in closely on the Chihuahua wearing the revealing plaid skirt outfit.
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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I'm literally begging you to stop using therapy-speak
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Mila ........ Flip The United States Senate Blue 💯💙🇺🇸💙 I’m Blue @iwantmycountry26.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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JewelzinAZ @jewelzinaz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥 @katiephang.bsky.social (With Deniro behind her): “I’m suing A.G. Todd Blanche — Trump’s cosplaying personal lawyer — for the unredacted Epstein files… as an independent journo 🗣️ I don’t have a corporate oligarch telling me what to say… Trump has been violating federal law every day.”
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Uneducated cousin fucker" was the perfect start to my day. 🤣🤣🤣 They're too stupid to argue with, so mocking is the only solution.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The richest man owns X. The second richest man owns The Washington Post. The third and fifth richest men control Google. The sixth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And the eighth richest man now owns both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?
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Paramount takes over Warner Bros in $110bn Hollywood merger
The merger of two of Hollywood's biggest movie studios comes after months of legal disputes and concern over competition
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gibbs Moryss @gibbsmoryss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A few banned books and what I think about the practice. Found the bottom title at a library sale. #BookSky #Library #Libraries
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Banned Books Week @bannedbooksweek.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's finally here! Are you ready to join us in kicking off #BannedBooksWeek?! This year's event is too big for just one piece of art, so we have THREE! #LetBooksBe bannedbooksweek.org
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Pissedoffpundit @pissedoffpundant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Laura Floradora @laustan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm glad they listened.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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