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@laurentousignant.bsky.social
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Last name pronounced Two-sig-naut, One-sig-naut was taken :( Signal: @laurentousignant.22 lauren.tousignant@gmail.com

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Garrett Martin @garrettmartin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
hey. thanks! thanks to everybody who wrote for us, thanks to Eli, Moises, Holly, Jenn, Gita, and Maddy for helping edit it, thanks to Kirk for passing the baton, thanks to Chris for starting it up, and thanks to everybody who ever read it. see ya around.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
After 4 years at Jezebel & 2 1/2 as EIC, I'm signing off. This was the dream job of all dream jobs. Working at Jez—let alone leading it—never stopped feeling surreal. I'm so proud of the work we've done, & so grateful to everyone who made my time here what it was. More soon 💚🏄‍♀️
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Using my, on average, three Bluesky posts a month, to ask, Why is The Pitt SO cheesy and terrible this season?!
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I am in TEARS www.jezebel.com/alysa-liu-br...
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Alysa Liu Breaks Women's Figure Skating's 20-Year Olympic Drought With GOLD
The most mentally healthy athlete of possibly all time capped off her unbelievable two-year comeback with Olympic gold.
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 19/02/2026
My kingdom for a US women’s hockey gold and they refuse to go to the White House
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Nora Biette-Timmons @biettetimmons.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
can @laurentousignant.bsky.social and I just say: Jacob Elordi. (we also say many many other things) www.jezebel.com/jezebel-deba...
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Lazy? Ridiculous? Choke-on-Your-Tongue Hot? Jezebel Debates 'Wuthering Heights'
But really, can we just say, Jacob Elordi.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
please excuse my earnestness, I am mesmerized by her www.jezebel.com/alysa-lius-s...
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Alysa Liu's Sparkling Mental Health Deserves Its Own Olympic Gold
She retired from figure skating at 16, returned at 19, and now skates like she's already won.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
**taps mic** Surya Bonaly has the much cooler Olympic backflip story. ALSO, Ilia Malinin's backflips are great, but if he attempts (AND LANDS) a quadruple axel today, THAT will be his history-making moment. jezebel.com/we-love-ilia...
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We Love Ilia Malinin, But Surya Bonaly Landed a Backflip at the Olympics When It Was Banned
This is the first Olympics in 50 years where the move hasn't been illegal—and Malinin’s backflip has long been known as the “Bonaly flip.”
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Despite being raised in New England, I am rooting for the Seahawks because I love lime green more than anything
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Susan Rinkunas @susanrinkunas.com · 01/02/2026
This man simply doesn’t need any more money and certainly not from a company trafficking in NIGHTSHADES @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social
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Should Tom Brady Be Barred from Pizza Commercials? Jezebel Discusses
Tell us who's right, who's wrong, and why Greg Olson should maybe be the Pizza Hut spokesperson instead.
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.” www.jezebel.com/trump-admin-...
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Trump Admin Suddenly Wants Louisiana to Drop Abortion Pill Lawsuit. I Wonder Why...
Hint: The answer starts with “mid” and ends with “terms.”
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Murjani Rawls @murjanirawls.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
@laurentousignant.bsky.social from the top rope
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Nice to know someone at the New York Times reads Jezebel @biettetimmons.bsky.social www.jezebel.com/after-ice-ki...
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I’m Going to Host a Livestream Where I Just Slowly Rip My Hair Out www.jezebel.com/im-going-to-...
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
all I want for Christmas is one single silent night www.jezebel.com/my-christmas...
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My Christmas Wish Is for Men to Stop Talking for 24 Hours
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman telling Jimmy Fallon that he "can't imagine" raising a baby without ChatGPT nearly had me chewing a string of plugged-in Christmas lights.
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Nora Biette-Timmons @biettetimmons.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
this is among the great tragedies of the media industry falling apart; journalists whose failures used to be smoothed out by editors and balanced out by colleagues with more integrity are now forced to do weird stunts like this to get more eyeballs
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This actually made me sick to my stomach
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
taylor is dick drunk and i hate it www.jezebel.com/the-life-of-...
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‘The Life of a Showgirl’ Has Plenty of Sparkle, Not a Ton of Spark
This is not the Max Martin magnum opus of Swedish-synth bangers that Taylor Swift teased.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
guys, there's a video of a woman saying goodbye to her toddler, telling her it was "such an honor to be your mommy," and another woman who bought bibles from the dollar store to leave on her counter for those who get left behind www.jezebel.com/tiktok-says-...
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TikTok Says the Rapture Is Tomorrow, So Prepare Accordingly
One woman said she believes "with all my heart" that everyone will be raptured this week, but that she'll make an apology video if not.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
What are we doing ?
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Never skip a @mldavies.bsky.social essay www.jezebel.com/women-seated...
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‘Women, Seated’ Shows How Precarity, Wealth, and ‘Having It All’ Are Not Just American Problems
Zhang Yueran’s new novel is part of a wave of Asian authors breaking the dominance of Europe in translated literature in the U.S., while dissecting gender and class in their respective societies.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
FP people can't spellcheck one of the biggest pop stars
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger. www.jezebel.com/afp-says-its...
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AFP Says Its Journalists in Gaza Are Starving to Death
As Israel continues to block food from entering Gaza, AFP journalists wrote that in the agency’s 81-year history, they have never had to watch their colleagues die of hunger.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Ending this gorgeous news week with a delightful trip down memory lane @susanrinkunas.com
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
i absolutely do not agree with recording strangers in public and allowing the internet to doxx them and ruin their lives. that being said, i do find the CEO/HR lady cheating drama very funny, because i am a bad person. two things can be true
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night. www.jezebel.com/bad-host-gre...
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Bad Host, Great Show: Our Fave (and Least Fave) Moments of the 2025 ESPYs
From Ilona Maher to Lee Corso to Simone Biles, the ESPYs stage delivered some incredible moments Wednesday night.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
it's only Wednesday, but confident in declaring this the most infuriating story of Trump's 26th week in office www.theatlantic.com/health/archi...
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The Trump Administration Is About to Incinerate 500 Tons of Emergency Food
Federal workers warned for months that the high-energy biscuits would go to waste.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
i love when women work together www.jezebel.com/how-swedish-...
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How Swedish Soccer Fans Are Changing the Face of Hooliganism
At the UEFA Women's Euros, Sweden's Soft Hooligans are marching, drumming, and cheering their way through Switzerland to ensure the energy is up and the vibes stay high.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I really am happy here, but…its still not delivering the same type of scroll as the other place
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My favorite part of this interview was when Varney asks Dr. Oz if 11 million people will lose their health insurance, and Oz says no, because "the numbers are often offered by economists who look at numbers." He then adds, "This is really a psychology question." OK! www.jezebel.com/dr-oz-brings...
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Dr. Oz Brings Carrot Cake to Fox Business… to Tell Medicaid Recipients Not to Eat Carrot Cake??
“I was jokingly calling this the MAHA Medi-cake,” Dr. Oz said. “I couldn’t find a healthy cake, so I brought the closest thing.” What?
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Not to critique an already-stunning piece of art, but I think the Eagle's talons should have been painted red, white, and blue
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
What if we all just...didn't go on AI dates???????????????? www.npr.org/2025/07/14/n...
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I went on a date with my AI dream guy. Then I cried over shrimp
It started as a one-off dinner with a chatbot — a night of shrimp, sarcasm — then veered into something unsettlingly human.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Anyone inside DHS who feels like chatting about Kristi Noem (or who previously worked for her in South Dakota), my signal is @laurentousignant.22 (you can remain anonymous) Can also contact tips@jezebel.com
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
About to face another egg shortage www.jezebel.com/elon-musks-a...
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Elon Musk's AI Chatbot Turned Into a Nazi After Getting Anti-Woke Update
Egg prices finally dropped below $300 a carton, and here we are, facing another egg shortage thanks to all the yolks currently dripping off Musk's stupid mug.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
In these dark times, I'm proud to say that Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social does not recognize Twitter as "X," or even "X, formerly known as Twitter." We only call Twitter Twitter.
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Rainesford Stauffer @rainesford.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
For the past year, I've been talking to dancers fighting for better workplace protections for pregnancy and parenting. It's a fight experts say is "unprecedented" due to long-standing cultural and structural challenges within ballet. And it's being led by artists themselves. Out now for ELLE:
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How Ballet Is Fighting for Dancer Pregnancy Rights
“We’re told we should do it ‘for the love of the art form,’ but we still have bills to pay and families to raise.”
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Currently watching The Bear finale. I hated this season?
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Also in this lil blog: Gutting the NOAA was part of Project 2025 (shocker) because Russell Vought said the agency is responsible for "climate alarmism." www.jezebel.com/kristi-noem-...
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Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas Flooding
While insisting this wasn't Trump’s fault, Noem blamed previous administrations for failing to update NOAA’s “ancient” systems—which would include Trump’s first term, no?
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Wrote this last year, so the Caesar Salad is now turning 101, but feels like an evergreen post at this point www.jezebel.com/auto-draft-21
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Happy 100th Birthday to the Caesar Salad, the Best Thing to Ever Be Born on July 4
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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Jezebel @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Before the House passed the "big, beautiful bill," there were whispers of multiple GOP holdouts. But according to the New York Times, those holdouts left the Oval Office on Wednesday with photos, autographs, and a sudden change of heart. www.jezebel.com/house-gop-se...
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House GOP Sells Out the Most Vulnerable Americans for Trump Merch
Before the House passed the "big, beautiful bill," there were whispers of multiple GOP holdouts. But according to the New York Times, those holdouts left the Oval Office on Wednesday with photos, auto...
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M.K. @mkcarr.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Lorde’s Virgin struck me right in the heart! Wrote about it for @avclub.com ! www.avclub.com/lorde-virgin...
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On Virgin, Lorde has never been less certain or more alive
On Virgin, Lorde has never been less certain or more alive
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Ripped the last chunks of my hair out today www.jezebel.com/so-this-is-w...
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So, This Is What an Aneurysm Feels Like
"We need to get the politics out of women's healthcare," said Rep. Kat Cammack (R-Fla.), whose party is the one that made women's healthcare political in the fucking first place.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
"How her recent flight to space shaped her bridal look" did she leave the good dress on the rocket?
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
If I’m George Washington, I’m not just rolling over in my grave, I’m rolling into a new one so my corpse can rest without having “George Washington: the guy who started the nation that eventually became the laughingstock of the world” above my head for all eternity. www.jezebel.com/i-didnt-thin...
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I Didn't Think Authoritarian Rule Came With This Much Secondhand Embarrassment
If North Korea's military parades are, let's say, the Rolls-Royce of a dictator's flex of unchecked power, then Trump's attempt on Saturday was more like a kid's tricycle from Shein.
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Nora Biette-Timmons @biettetimmons.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I'm running @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social this week while the EIC takes a much-deserved vacation, and you know what I could use? your spicy takes, your mad-as-hell blogs. pitch me here: nbiette-timmons@jezebel.com, check out guidance here: www.jezebel.com/how-to-pitch...
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How to Pitch Jezebel
Since 2007, Jezebel has been the Internet's most treasured source for everything celebrities, sex, and politics...with teeth.
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I bet my future self $1,000 that we hit a new record high next year. thehill.com/policy/healt...
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Gender gap on abortion rights hit record high: Gallup
The gender gap between men and women who identify as pro-choice has widened to its largest point on record, according to a new Gallup poll. Sixty-one percent of women view themselves as pro-choice …
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
After nearly two decades of almost exclusively drinking my coffee black, and yeah, feeling the tiniest bit of superiority for refusing to add milk and sugar…I have just added a little bit of milk and sugar to my coffee, and it’s like the world is in technicolor now
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LT @laurentousignant.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
this is my favorite face
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 05/06/2025
22-year-old Māori lawmaker Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke was just suspended for 7 days over the haka she initiated in New Zealand’s Parliament last year. “The rules of Parliament don't really see or fit Māori people,” she told @teenvogue.com, in the profile we ran just last week.
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Meet Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke, the 22-Year-Old Lawmaker Behind that Viral Haka Protest
The young lawmaker is leading the fight to preserve Māori rights.
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