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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's been a while, here's some loud bebby goats mostly for @kimrhodes.bsky.social
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social I recall you saying Taby likes Winnie the Pooh. I don't know if she's a gamer of any sort, but if so, she might like Dreamlight Valley. It's made me cry several times 🥹
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sat here in tears about Hayden Panettiere. I don't have the words.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social since you no longer have clock app, and this was sent my way, I figured I'd pass it on 🧀
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Went on a 1am mental health walk the other night, because I am rather unwell right now & it felt like my only sensible option. I went by the river, since moving water calms me. Emergency services were there in full, rescuing someone who'd jumped in. I'm just now mentally processing that trauma 🫠
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Had a gummy in the hopes it distracts me and takes my brain away from the bullshit it keeps conjuring. I'm tired and sad and fucking struggling.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Interview With The Vampire TV show fans, there's an opportunity for you to own cool props from the show! Friend is selling off extras from the lot we won that we don't wish to keep. You could have Louis pillow from Paris!!! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/hay17379...
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Follow hay1737971 on eBay. Buying, Selling, Collecting on eBay has never been more exciting!
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social miss you billions. Would saw off a toe for a good Mama Kim hug right about now. Hope Wales treated you very well 💜💜
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm fuckin miserable in a way I don't know how to address or fix.
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Interview With The Vampire Fanpage @iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sam Reid discusses #TheVampireLestat with Autumn Brown. 🔗: youtu.be/lIFklnwU6xc
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The Final Encore with Sam Reid
YouTube video by Autumn Brown
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social last night I had some kind of dream inception situation in which you were giving me single tarot cards as some kind of reading and I don't know what it means but it feels Important. One of the cards was something to do with romantic love ???? Confused.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I need to get my ass out on dates with more people and pray that I'll click better with them cos the guy I keep hooking up with is....not ideal. But unfortunately my touch and attention starved ass is willing to accept scraps and I need to do better
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Perfume enjoyers in the IWTV fandom, try to get yourself some of the Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab official perfumes. They are STRONG, delicious, and long lasting. My personal favourite of the trio I got is Armand, because it's strong on the incense and I've been SEARCHING for one like that for ages 😍
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Posting here because if I don't share tmi I'll explode but I can't share it other places because people will JUDGE ME (probably rightfully so) but I'm inebriated out my gourd and so is hookup except he's passed tf out on my sofa and I need to PEE
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Has this been shared here yet? I feel like probably. But I don't imagine this was deliberate, and they probably want it back. @kimrhodes.bsky.social any ideas?
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Assad Zaman Updates @azamanupdates.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
adorableness from Eric's insta #sdcc2026 #assadzaman #ericbogosian #jacobanderson www.instagram.com/p/DbMSTqmSJ07/
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The Vampire Lestat @annerice.amc.com · 24/07/2026
SHE. IS. THE. ANSWER. #QueenOfTheDamned
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I'm so bad at posting here.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's Sunday 19th now and I'm reporting live from my besties house in Northern Ireland to announce it's both The Vampire Lestat finale day, AND Wayward Couch Con day. I don't know what I'm gonna need aside from snacks and tissues. I am; scared.
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Today's the Daaay! Starfish Meme
ALT: Today's the Daaay! Starfish Meme
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm here with a furry, stinky, cutie.
A selfie of me and my nieces dog, Willow. Willow is a terrier mix, dark grey in colour with brown tinting around her snout. Her hair is around 2 inches long on her head, shorter elsewhere. She is sat in front of me, my arm outstretched on the left of the photo, tattoo visible on my arm. My face is out of focus. I am smiling, wearing gold rimmed glasses, and my hair is tied in a bun.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Seeing Assad Zaman flash his bare knee had me feeling like a conservative Victorian man seeing a pretty woman flash her ankle in public.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
oshidorifuufu - showing visible symptoms oh my god i need help desperately

symptoms go away for one day what if im just faking it
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bro that's a Disney Prince look at him 😍
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
meme featuring two comic illustrations side-by-side on a white background with a faint pinkish floor.

Large black text at the top reads: "My brain said go. My body said LMAO no."

Panel 1 (Left): A person wearing a green t-shirt and blue jeans is sitting on the floor, slumped backwards with their head tilted up toward the ceiling. A speech bubble above them reads, "CRAP."

Panel 2 (Right): The person has collapsed completely forward, face-down on the floor with their arms spread out and legs folded awkwardly underneath them. A speech bubble above them reads, "JESUS CHRIST."

MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As if my periods were difficult enough, they like to trigger migraines in me 😒
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Karima Deneche @karimadeneche.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
“Find a husband who looks at you the way my husband looks at a @tunnocks” 😂😂😂 Great post and quote from Georgia 😂😂
A post from Georgia Tennant on Instagram stories including the text “Find a husband who looks at you the way my husband looks at a @tunnocks.”
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Calamity Caitlin @squeevening.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm just having a yard sale on depop now. 🤣🤣🤣 Oh and I'm putting pride stickers over there - could never figure out how to get those right on Etsy bc of the shipping algorithm not giving me more than one choice. depop.com/waywardplaids/
Castiel sigil stickerHolographic rainbow pride sigil stickerThree pairs of tiny #Supernatural socksCastiel socks
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
My favourite saga right now is people discovering this post and these photos and asking who she is, thirsting over her, admiring her physique. Only to be told actually that's a buff man vampire 😭 Sam Reid, you are magnificent.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
To anyone who hasn't seen TVL ep3 but plans to, HEED THOSE FUCKIN WARNINGS. the episode is done spectacularly, it's heartbreaking and beautiful, but holy shit. I'm sat here with a cup of tea, in quiet, feeling the PTSD coming alive in my bones.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social have some joy!
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
AND IN FUN NEWS DANIEL HART SAID THEYRE WORKING ON VINYLS FOR TVL MUSIC ‼️‼️‼️
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
HEY GUESS WHAT ARRIVED TODAY ‼️
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Aguss ✨ TVL / IWTV SPOILERS @realaguss.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Poor Mand ☹️
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
To be honest, I need to see a doctor, but I'm not in the mood to see a doctor.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/06/2026
This is Cluck. She has severe demodex mange, causing significant hair loss and discomfort, along with a heart murmur and irritation in her left eye. She needs medicated baths, antibiotics and ongoing exams to monitor her heart and eye health. You can help her below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/cluck-bsd
cluck, a 1-year old terrier mix, sits on a pink towel in a vet office. patches of pink skin inflamed with mange show through her black and white fur. her face is roughly matted. she looks at the camera.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Happy pride I guess? 😂 @kimrhodes.bsky.social
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I've seen The Vampire Lestat ep1 twice now and it doesn't officially air in the USA for like, 20 hours or something 😂 I love the internet.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social hello! It's the 7th here in the land of unicorns, which means it's your birthday!! Yay!! Happy birthday, you glorious, magical, complex beauty of a human. I hope your day is as wonderful as you are, you deserve nothing less. 💜
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Episode 1 of The Vampire Lestat....oh my GOODDDDDDDDUUUUHHHHHH
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@kimrhodes.bsky.social 😂😂
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The last few days have been bananas in the iwtv fandom I feel overwhelmed. Assad looking at several of my IG stories, the concert, the interviews, the photoshoots, the random crazy moments like The Bite. I feel manic.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Reminder to fill up your water bottles, wash your towels, stock up on lube/tissues, charge your vibrators/have plenty spare batteries, check you've got a therapist on speed dial. Gotta be prepared for whatever The Vampire Lestat is about to bring us.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh btw. Guess what. IWTV auction 2; Electric Boogaloo, was a success
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This podcast chat with Sam Reid was a nice watch earlier. Nice to know he's just a funky little guy with a heap of talent. youtu.be/IWDyk2nJhZY?...
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Sam Reid on INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE, THE VAMPIRE LESTAT, singing, Jacob Anderson, & more!
YouTube video by Josh Horowitz
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I don't love that I'm apparently entering another mental health crisis but it's my most trusted persons birthday so I cannot burden them with shit but I also am like who tf else do I turn to who might get it because unfortunately I'm a loser that nobody likes to keep close
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Friends birthday tomorrow and I feel like a shit friend because mentally I am not doing well and I am pushing myself to my limit but it feels like not enough and I know they are also unhappy about their circumstances of birthday and I feel like I'm making it worse but that might be just guilt?
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Interview With The Vampire Fanpage @iwtvupdates.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Sam Reid, Jacob Anderson, Eric Bogosian, Assad Zaman, Hannah Moscovitch, Jennifer Ehle and Mark Johnson offer a breakdown of the season ahead in this exclusive peek behind the curtain of #TheVampireLestat! 🔗: youtu.be/GfOwVbBZvSI?... #InterviewWithTheVampire #iwtv #iwtvsky
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An Inside Look at The Vampire Lestat | Debuts June 7 | AMC+
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Lidi 🥀 @heylidi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
If you don’t use twitter, the podcast is on IG as neversaidthisbefore and they have a story post up right now with a question prompt to submit your questions for Jacob
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Heard the new Lestat song. Devastating isn't the word. And Sam Reid? You deserve all the awards I'm not even exaggerating.
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Lauren; @laurenmaria.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Called to make an appointment for STD testing because I am a responsible adult, and the woman spent half the call lecturing me on my periods as if that was of any concern and as if I am not fully educated and informed 😭 but she wouldn't let me get a damn word in
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