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Laura Lorenzo

@lauralgm.bsky.social
302 followers 59 following 360 posts

married to maga

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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I guess I haven't used this since I had long hair and a smoother neck.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We went from Jackie O to Jackie Blow.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Anecdotally in New Jersey we are hearing this sort of thing a lot.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do love that the party of Donald Trump is stuck tut tutting over Jay Jones or Zohran or whatever. Yes, it's all very scandalous. Snort.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not for me, of course. I love Cheney.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Probably the worst thing Trump ever did was make Cheney look good.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Kill none, and let Trump sort it out.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Minus total obeisance, you're not even safe in the bubble.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
The father of all evil.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Oh, I know the actor. The character is a little sketch.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
No idea what the context is, but I'm concerned.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
No tommyguns?
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
I wonder if anyone uses that anymore.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
WSJ EDITORIAL BOARD: “.. Trump thinks he can bully everyone into submission, but he can’t bully Adam Smith, who deals in reality. Markets know tariffs are taxes, and taxes are anti-growth. The Trump tariffs are the biggest economic policy mistake in decades ..” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/opinion/dona...
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
All of you folks who equivocated between Harris and Trump must really be proud right now.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
It doesn't mention that he has 58 of them.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I think it will be oddly perfect, decline-wise.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What Krugman said
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Where?
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 10/03/2025
Coming soon to the Social Security payment system.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trump Casino didn't fail. It went through a "period of transition" in which it is now owned by someone else. I'm guessing the same is about to happen to our country.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I, officially, no longer wish to hear about Joe Biden. Donald Trump just, willfully, provoked a stock market crash and potential recession. Joe Biden, napping on his couch, doesn't do any of this. Certainly not Kamala Harris, the actual nominee.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I always get my Bernie's confused.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just to be clear, Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing any of this. She was the alternative. America chose wrong.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
He slip slided away.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
When Iraq invaded Kuwait, the US was on Kuwait's side. Bush 41 didn't encourage "negotiation" with Hussein. He didn't demand fealty from Kuwait's leaders. We are not that country anymore. We are not anywhere close.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/02/2025
I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Bribery out in the open. It's almost refreshing.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
JC
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
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A purge at the Kennedy Center
Trump is "elected" chairman after firing existing board members
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Ya think?
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is what you voted for. This is what you wanted.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 12/02/2025
at home and abroad, their whole plan is for everyone to be poorer, sicker, or just plain dead
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As much as I would love to have grandchildren, I'll be happy to leave no one behind in the world we're creating.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is literally the entire budget for Medicaid btw. this is a literal death sentence for millions of people
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James Miller (Millermena) @jamesmiller.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Concise news summary:
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Here comes Summers. “.. economy being mismanaged .. “.. expect rates to rise significantly.”
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
BUT I WAS TOLD THEY CARE DEEPLY ABOUT FEMALE ATHLETES HAVE I BEEN MISINFORMED
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This is bad. But not as bad as Hegseth saying that America is no longer the guarantor of European security.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Opposing bribery is a woke plot, as we all know.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
He flooded the basement, but he's going to siphon out a cup of water. @therickwilson.bsky.social
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Thomas Long @rayosunlong.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Who could have predicted this? Any sentient being.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Snort
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Tough to find a cable to upload. @joshmankiewicz.bsky.social
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
President Xi didn’t even bother to fake giving him something. Trump just quietly surrendered in the dead of night. #FakeTariffs
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