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Laura Lorenzo

@lauralgm.bsky.social
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I guess I haven't used this since I had long hair and a smoother neck.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
We went from Jackie O to Jackie Blow.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Anecdotally in New Jersey we are hearing this sort of thing a lot.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I do love that the party of Donald Trump is stuck tut tutting over Jay Jones or Zohran or whatever. Yes, it's all very scandalous. Snort.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Not for me, of course. I love Cheney.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Probably the worst thing Trump ever did was make Cheney look good.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
WSJ EDITORIAL BOARD: “.. Trump thinks he can bully everyone into submission, but he can’t bully Adam Smith, who deals in reality. Markets know tariffs are taxes, and taxes are anti-growth. The Trump tariffs are the biggest economic policy mistake in decades ..” @wsj.com www.wsj.com/opinion/dona...
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
All of you folks who equivocated between Harris and Trump must really be proud right now.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
The geniuses at DOGE are bringing us insights like "I'm not really sure why the tax agency for a country of 330 million people has a larger staff than a midsize bank"
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
What Krugman said
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 10/03/2025
Coming soon to the Social Security payment system.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Trump Casino didn't fail. It went through a "period of transition" in which it is now owned by someone else. I'm guessing the same is about to happen to our country.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I, officially, no longer wish to hear about Joe Biden. Donald Trump just, willfully, provoked a stock market crash and potential recession. Joe Biden, napping on his couch, doesn't do any of this. Certainly not Kamala Harris, the actual nominee.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Just to be clear, Kamala Harris wouldn't be doing any of this. She was the alternative. America chose wrong.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
When Iraq invaded Kuwait, the US was on Kuwait's side. Bush 41 didn't encourage "negotiation" with Hussein. He didn't demand fealty from Kuwait's leaders. We are not that country anymore. We are not anywhere close.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 12/02/2025
I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Bribery out in the open. It's almost refreshing.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
JC
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
anntelnaes.substack.com/p/a-purge-at...
anntelnaes.substack.com
A purge at the Kennedy Center
Trump is "elected" chairman after firing existing board members
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
This is what you voted for. This is what you wanted.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 12/02/2025
at home and abroad, their whole plan is for everyone to be poorer, sicker, or just plain dead
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
As much as I would love to have grandchildren, I'll be happy to leave no one behind in the world we're creating.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
this is literally the entire budget for Medicaid btw. this is a literal death sentence for millions of people
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James Miller (Millermena) @jamesmiller.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Concise news summary:
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Here comes Summers. “.. economy being mismanaged .. “.. expect rates to rise significantly.”
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
BUT I WAS TOLD THEY CARE DEEPLY ABOUT FEMALE ATHLETES HAVE I BEEN MISINFORMED
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
This is bad. But not as bad as Hegseth saying that America is no longer the guarantor of European security.
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Thomas Long @rayosunlong.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Who could have predicted this? Any sentient being.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Snort
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
President Xi didn’t even bother to fake giving him something. Trump just quietly surrendered in the dead of night. #FakeTariffs
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
News flash: not calling them Nazis is not going to stop them from acting like Nazis.
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Mike Nellis @mikenellis.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They are who we think they are
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Owen From Ohio @owenfromohio.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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David Frum @davidfrum.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
To call RFK Jr "the Bernie Madoff of healthcare" is a monstrous injustice to Bernie Madoff. Madoff's victims recovered 94% of their money.
bbc.com
Madoff fraud victims get $4.3bn as fund completes payouts
Victims of one of the biggest frauds in US history set to recover more than 90% of proven losses.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 03/02/2025
As President Trump opened what could become a global trade war, a growing number of countries, including America’s closest allies, are forging their own economic partnerships without the U.S.
nytimes.com
One Response to Trump’s Tariffs: Trade That Excludes the U.S.
A growing number of countries, including American allies, are striking trade deals as the Trump administration erects a higher fence around its global commerce.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The best thing with Joe Biden is that you could go for days and not even think about him.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The best thing with Joe Biden is that you could go for days and not even think about him.
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Canadians are polite but they are not nice. They drink. And they will cut your throat. My God, how do you think they survive on the prairie?
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I miss George HW Bush. Try to imagine the world if he'd been reelected.
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Laura Lorenzo @lauralgm.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Are we greatened yet?
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I’m going to put my rich guy hat on and say I hope that Mexico and Canada issue equal, retaliatory tariffs and stick to them for an extended period. I apologize to all the people it will cost money and the businesses it will hurt. But it’s the only way for tariffs to be seen for what they are
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
No one's blaming Democrats for causing this crisis, but yes, many of them are failing to meet this moment. One Democratic senator could bring the chamber to a halt. House Dems can go to fed agencies being gutted by Musk with cameras in tow. Governors can push back. State AGs can bring lawsuits.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Your daughter has died serving her country, and now you have to hide her identity because the President and his supporters will predictably scapegoat her for the accident.
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Jonathan V. Last @jvl.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Touch the stove, America.
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