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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apple be like "remember your ex's dead dog? well here's a pic of her!"
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Check for the shareholders (gay oomfs) as we approach the end of Q3
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
goddammit, you've done it again, Carly Rae, you talented minx
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
really happy I've managed so far to avoid the pup play midlife crisis
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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DareBear @derekbgayle.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Hey did you finish your rendition of the Grafton Monster cryptid from West Virginia?" "Yeah boss real sexy just like you asked"
The Grafton Monster cryptid with a suspiciously nice ass
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what do you mean Don Bluth AND Ralph Bakshi are still alive? I mean, that's cool, but is that allowed?
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Denver is so lame, what do you mean yall didn't sell out the Kelela show?
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 12/09/2026
The Halo Graphic Novel (2006): « Second Sunrise over New Mombasa », art by Jean "Moebius" Giraud Story written by Brett Lewis. I love the fact that the extraordinary Moebius (1938-2012) crossed paths with Halo.
The Halo Graphic Novel
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"We just want you to know that we certainly do remember all the activities and what went on that day" literal verbatim what the flight attendant just said on this 9/11 flight???
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CJ 🚀 🪐 @cmannyjr.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hi guys, just leaving this here. No pressure. Luis is going to have to go home with a sort of BiPap machine on steroids and we’re going to have to make a lot of changes at the house. Any help is appreciated 🫶🏻🩷🫶🏻
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Support Luis Miguel
Hello family and friends!This year has been one of the hardest we’ve ever faced. Month after month, Luis has spent more time in the hospital than at home as complications from his spinal muscular atro...
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it's wild to me how sex appears to be so normal and easy for most of you
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ok, so I'm watching New Girl and it has a ton of fun guest stars. So just like I did during an extended depressive episode a couple years ago, I'm going to do my best to catalogue them here in the order they appear!
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Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Final Fantasy VI @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
wait, what do you mean Charles Bronson auditioned to play Superman?
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🩸𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐 𝕿𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖚🩸 @darktarou.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A small tribute to the one and only Dolly Parton! 💕
Dolly Parton playing a guitar with roses around her turning from wilted to fully blooming
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
psycho killer, cat cafe
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I just don't know what to say
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
ok, so I did break my "no new movies this month" pledge, however, I was out of town and these are all thrift finds that meet the delicious garbage criteria
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
peggy in the zordon tube from power rangers
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
every time I tell people about pizza beans they ask if I'm ok
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
old man yaoi? in my rudimentary Spanish Duolingo lesson? it's more likely than you think.
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my heart aches
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't wanna see any native Coloradans making fun of how transplants drive slow in the snow, bc I've seen how yall handle rain
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what stage of depression is getting really into Zooey Deschanel again?
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
very tickled by Keri Hilson's brief role in Riddick 3
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Able to listen to Kylie Minogue again. I guess the mourning period for a show being canceled last minute in favor of a sporting event is 1.5 years.
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot @bluetomorrows.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
it's really cute that they let one of the Australian gay boys from Leviticus attempt a southern accent in this Netflix Shark movie. Like, aww, you really tried.
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I despise Colorado. Never move anywhere for a man!
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm not allowing myself to buy any more movies for a month, so if you see me buying any before Sept 8 you're legally allowed to shoot me in the head
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
how is James Remar not in Escape From LA?
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm watching Escape From LA for the first time and I'm very amused by the detail that the US capital was moved to Lynchburg, VA. Carpenter wanted to make sure we knew he was making fun of Jerry Falwell.
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bartender: are you going to that ML Buch show? What do they sound like? Me: uhhhh...I guess
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
a vanity plate on a cybertruck? how could you possibly need more attention?
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm definitely sensitive to my data being harvested, but the amount of tampon commercials I'm served suggests that the algorithm isn't quite all knowing
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
not to sounds gay (gag), but I love Kim Cattrall so much
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I was gonna say that "I'm at a gays and girls only matinee of Hadestown," but that's probably just every Hadestown screening
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lord, the men you put on this earth to thirst trap are now posting AI generated lyrics on their Instagram stories
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
guy who bought Body Double a couple years ago bc Slayyyter recommended it
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I know few people buy expensive Blu-ray releases of indie films, and even fewer read the booklet inserts...but I just read one that was missing several periods and that also credited the director as their last name twice in a row
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
omfg is it bear month? go to work!
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SQUIDDY-DOG @bigsquidman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Rocketship!
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Is your favorite part of tabletop games reading the rules? Do you wish those rules were written by a crass middle school boy? Then Dungeon Crawler Carl is for you!
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I didn't realize there were drafts on here
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
idk how to feel about orzo, it gives me mixed vibes
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the furtive pick me @lauradernit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
wasn't able to get out as much as I wanted to due to the extreme heat and pet sitting duties, but I did manage to get some cool shinies
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