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Let me just steal from artists to make my point about how people don't get paid enough to live. That will surely not make me look like an enormous hypocrite.

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He has his suspicions, though.

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I like to do nice things for my dog because, if he could, he would do nice things for me. This is largely predicated on the fact that he has no comprehension of me having his balls chopped off.

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The script has a Rene Goode analog who is described as "the fat blue hair"

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

I just used my laptop as a coaster...what on earth are my priorities?!

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Old movies greatly exaggerated the number of beds that fold up into the wall I would encounter as an adult. Which i guess is good considering how easy it seems to be to get trapped inside of one. Still kinda disappointed, not gonna lie

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Every bone in my body and neuron in my brain (all both of them) Wants to give Danny Trejo the benefit of the doubt when it comes to being in that Ben Shapiro, pro-ICE movie. But...Come on. Not a single employee of the Daily Wire is capable of subtle writing. You had to see this coming.

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Lol, as if anyone even reads these XD

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If there was ever a review I SHOULD have just deleted for quality, it would be this one. However, I refuse to feel shame and you all must suffer for it.

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A ★★★ review of Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Videogame chuds hated this movie so much that they got the entire series canceled. It was actually reasonably good! Downright ok! Spectacularly acceptable. Turns out the people who demanded a "faithful" Resident Evil adaptation are kind of just internet babies who won't be pleased. boxd.it/gL60VJ

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After seeing the Zach Cregger adaptation, I knew that nothing Resident Evil related would ever live up to that. And this sure didn't. But given how notoriously this movie flopped, my hopes were about ...

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Why would I use chatgpt? I have something that's much more accurate

It's a cootie catcher. If you don't know what that is, ask that co worker who you jokingly refer to as "grandpa"

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Why would I ask chatgpt when I have access to something much cheaper and more accurate?

It's a magic 8 ball, baby! And if you don't know what that is, congratulations on being young. Enjoy waking up with no lower back pain

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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

We brought back curling the sides of our mustaches because it's the most nefarious style of facial hair

A man with a curled handlebar mustache, the most evil form of facial grooming

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People will say not to fall for generation grievances, but we say that because millennials are the villain generation, and your silence allows us to continue our evil work.

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

The most reliable source of information possible: a screenshot of a social media post talking about information they heard from an unnamed "friend". I should definitely let this influence my actions.

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

No one is madder about the 30 foot tall floating red eye that has taken over midtown Sacramento than the Coptic Orthodox Church. They, of course, keep mistakenly getting mail ment for the Eye's worshippers over at the Optic Orthodox Church.

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

They really don't like when you kill a member of the ruling class

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LaughsLast @laughslast.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I this point, I feel like I am probably the biggest fan the Milla Jovavich Resident Evil movies will ever have. But who knows. Maybe some day an even bigger nerd will be born and they'll see these movies and dethrone me. boxd.it/gH51Y7

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A ★★½ review of Resident Evil: The Final Chapter (2016)

Some part of me was surprised then I came to write my review and saw that other people had even seen this movie. As I watched my way through this series, I felt more and more as if I was part of an ev...

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As our society collapses, I can't help but think we are not doing enough to confuse and terrify future archeologists.

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He's doing great when you consider how hungover he is

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Remember how that guy got fed up with his warehouse job underpaying him, so he burned the palce down and everyone was like "good!" Then like 50 more warehouses burned down, and then the news very abruptly STOPPED reporting warehouse fires. Are we going to stop hearing about data center suddenly?

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

So this account just spams AI slop now?

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the real resentment for me is that you can say "we should get rid of billionaires" to an audience of millions & that counts for less than saying "we should make billionaires kings" to an audience of 3 billionaires

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The depths of depravity that I would stoop to right now for a Costco hotdog...it's a low. Even for me, it's a low.

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After what she did to that little orphan girl in the bayou, I can't believe Trump would associate with her.

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Why is no one acknowledging the haunted victorian doll that somehow got into the whitehouse?

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I never got how the whole lore of the show was supposed be that 2 countries, the US and China, made it to space and dominated 100% of human culture to the point where basically 100% speak English and Chines fluently...but there are ZERO Chines main character.

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Every art form needs its Tommy Wiseau.

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I am running for president in 2028. Once I am elected, I plan on returning the US under the full control of the British. Then, I plan on leading the US on a second Revolutionary war for independence. Once and for all I will prove that we do not need the French's help beating the British.

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