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Laughing Rat

@laughing-rat.bsky.social
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May or may not be a rat. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🩵🤍🩷

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My phone is screaming for mercy, which means I have to do the hardest thing in the world: delete old rat videos, like this very important clip of Jellybean in full fleshy pulsating orb mode from 2023.
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Vera @veravulture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine thinking rats are gross and he’s literally just in his apple juice house
Photo of a pet rat
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not sure what to call this shape.
Ajax the agouti and white rat is lying on his human's lap getting skritches and has abandoned the form supported by his skeletal structure, having instead melted into some kind of soft, deflated potato shape.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Poopy man sleeping in his poopy box.
Magellan the black rat curled up in his pink potty pan having a peaceful and relaxing nap. In his defense, the contents of the pan show he clearly uses one half for potty and the other half for sleeping, but ultimately it's the principle of the thing.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is @ratsack.bsky.social coded.
Image of a grey rat on a light blue background with the text "AFAB? AMAB? What about assigned cursed at birth?" In sparkly pink, purple, and blue font.
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Hearth Rat's Cozy Rat Posting @wigglesandpeets.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nyan nyan nyan nya nyan nyaaan #ratposting #nyanrat youtu.be/Op6xy-2Djwo
youtu.be
Nyan Rat
YouTube video by Simon Mitchell
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bertram got to the fresh, warm out of the dryer laundry before I did. Cozy naps were had. Clean sheets were peed on.
Bertram the beige and white rat snuggled up in a pile of laundry like a kid in a blanket fort. The ironing will just have to wait until he moves.
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, of course we want a tiny, little mouse blowing out a cand- !
A medieval marginalia of a vase and then a mouse blowing out a candle flame.
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Rat derangement syndrome: see rat and have to shout "Rat!"
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Underrated Rat Thing that I can't ever properly explain to other people: when they're Looking at something and you can see them Looking.
Close up of Leopold the black and white rat staring intently at something in the distance. His whiskers are alert, his eyes are wide, and his blue rat sclera are visible. He's very focused on whatever it is.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you want to fight your brother but you're both tired so you just lie down and have a pathetic little slap fight. (Linus does have a little skin inflammation on his shoulder, he's getting antibiotics for it.)
Oberon the Himalayan rat and Linus the blue rat lying on their sides facing one another with their feet kicked out at one another and their paws raised ready to slap. They want to fight, but they're too comfortable lying around to really put any effort in.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My co-worker has been hovering over my shoulder and chattering in my ear for ten minutes now. He also keeps popping his eyeballs out of their sockets at me. Going to call HR, can't get any work done under these conditions.
Wolfgang the beige rat sitting on the back of a couch just above his human's shoulder. Just out of frame, the human is wearing a computer headset and trying to earn enough money to buy rat kibble. The Wolfman is contributing to an adorable but unmanageable work environment.
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Order Rodentia @orodentia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Your regular reminder not to call bad people "rats." Rats deserve better.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fear not, citizen, The Masked Snoofer is here to sneef you.
The snoot and pink nose of Wolfgang the beige rat poking out of a hole in a blue blanket.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Compilation of rats helping me with sewing projects, because they're all artists at heart.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Abandon feet, return to slug.
Selkie the odd eyed rat lying on a black tv stand. She is in a classic loaf pose with no feet visible and her tail trailing out long behind her. She looks like she carries the weight of the world on her shoulders, however it's doubtful that a rat knows enough about the world to experience that kind of depression.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The stink inspector has completed her investigation and determined me to be... Stinky.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have these same dishes and I use them to give the rats their portion of my dinner.
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Shy🐶Berry @shyberry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
99% percentile of rattus'
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shape of a man.
Wolfgang the beige rat sitting upright and rolled onto his rump so that his back feet are in the air, kind of like if he were sitting in a lounge chair. His body is soft and squishy, and the distinctly bottom heavy pull of gravity on his fat rolls is reminiscent of half melted ice cream. His facial expression is that of a rat trying to remember what he was just doing.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Good shape indeed
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm not going to tell you what you need right now, but I do think seeing Oberon getting some belly rubs will do you good.
Oberon the Himalayan rat lying on his back in his human's lap getting belly rubs. His eyes are closed with contentment and his back legs are stretched out for maximum belly exposure.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
News Update: Local Man Enjoys Steamed Broccoli
Bertram the beige and white rat sitting on a couch eating a piece of broccoli with evident gusto.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Face of a woman who blames me for her decision to lick the perfume on my wrist. I'm sorry 20Mars2022 only smells like a musty abandoned Catholic church and doesn't also taste like one, Selkie.
A grumpy looking odd-eyed rat with her ears askew and her cheeks sucked in because she, herself, independently and with full disregard of warnings against the action, decided to lick the spot on her human's wrist where said human was wearing perfume.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ideal rat handling positions for handling your rat this Rat Meme Monday.
Four panel comic of pencil sketches showing a rat being held like a hamburger, a hot dog, an ice cream cone, and on its back with tail flailing wildly like a helicopter propeller.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Woke up at 4 a.m., couldn't go back to sleep, went to kiss some rats good morning, all I got was a view of Bertram's butthole and Magellan looking at me like I was crazy.
Three rats stuffed into an overturned corner potty pan that they prefer to use as a house. On the right, the rump and tail of an agouti rat is poking out, in the center, the testicles and back right foot of a white rat are flopping out, and nestled on top of both of them is a drowsy looking black rat who is asking the human what she's doing awake at the ungodly hour of 4 a.m. Turns out that when it's that early in the morning, even rats can't be bothered to get out of bed for a treat.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
On the case #critterposting
Crude drawing of a rat inside a cabin of colourful shredded bedding. Shaped like shapes.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"I see you looking at my tail."
Himalayan rat Oberon sitting in profile on his human's lap getting a butt scratch. His face is turned to face the camera and one eye is half closed in a seductive wink.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you.
Distorted, goofy looking image of Gaston from Beauty And The Beast singing the "roughly the size of a barge" line with the text "EGGS".
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The lace I am hand painting for a cosplay I'm building is of course the objectively correct place for Linus to park his ass for a bath.
Linus the blue rat sitting on a strip of willow leaf patterned lace trim. To the left of his butt, the lace has been painted with a pale pink gradient. To the right, it is still white. He has placed himself exactly in the spot his human was painting, because the best way for a rat to help is to be as inconvenient as possible at all times.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
🐭Little mice choir 🐭
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tinyweirddogs.bsky.social @tinyweirddogs.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Time to play Open the Cage Door on hard mode.
Many black and white pet rats swarming the front of their cage to sniff through the bars.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Odette is learning how to chain stitch with a tambour hook. I was planning on learning this myself, but she decided she had more enthusiasm for the art and stole my supplies.
Odette the Himalayan rat sitting on an embroidery hoop with a piece of silk organza stretched in it. She's holding the end of a wooden tambour hook and nibbling on it. The silk has a line of beginner chain stitches on it. With practice, she might even start adding beads and sequins to the silk.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
a cartoon of a rat running in front of me on the sidewalk. i am very excited and say "oh my gosh!! hey lil buddy!!! aaaaa" a helpful label points to the rat and says "173,678th rat ive seen today"

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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Me every morning when I open up this app to check the news. Happy Rat Meme Monday.
Flork of Crows "Really? Right in front of my...?" meme of a cartoon person holding a rat with its legs spread wide, feet splayed, and giant testicles dangling. By all indications, the rat appears to be male, a suspicion confirmed by the text "Really? Right in front of my son and his bawls?"
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Accidental Ratnaissance.
Himalayan rat Odette in a nose-off boxing stance with beige rat Wolfgang. She and the Wolfman are tense, front paws raised ready to slap, and their noses are almost touching. In front, Odette's sister, black rat Odile, is looking at the camera as if to say "can you believe these two?"
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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s funky rat Friday 🐀💚 [ #cuteart #traditionalart ]
Two mini canvas paintings of cute, stylized rats. They’re both shaped to fit perfectly within the square of the canvases, and they’re painted with only pink, green, and yellow. Some paint pens lay around them.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Brothers in thirst. (Leopold is convinced the water tastes better when his feet are in it.)
Three young male rats gathered around a glass pie dish full of water. Blue rat Linus is drinking diligently, black and white rat Leopold is standing in the water and turned to face his Himalayan brother Oberon, who looks less than pleased about drinking his brother's foot wash.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I'd call him a handful of sentient mashed potatoes, except he doesn't have any sentience.
Oberon the Himalayan rat lying on his back getting tummy rubs from his human. His paws are in the air and his face is devoid of anything resembling intelligence. He has clearly opted for beauty over brains in the game of life, because he is showing off his splendid and handsome array of whiskers.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Today brothers Hector and Diomedes crossed the bridge the way they came in: stinky, sleepy, and never apart for more than a minute. Three years I had these guys, and I am happy to have had the honor of spoiling and loving on them the entire time. This was our last cuddle before we left for the vet.
Two incredibly old hairless rats asleep in a grey hoodie pocket. Only their faces are visible. At three years of age, they are about 120 in rat years.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oberon 's name when he's being a terrible little bastard is "Obe-Ronald Reagan", but I did not call him that when we were snuggling last night. I did call him that when he tried to stash smoked salmon in the couch cushions later.
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3 or 4 rats @ratsack.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Watching these 3 year-old fart-butts drinking water to make sure they don't fall asleep and accidentally drown themselves. We are at the days-not-weeks stage of hospice care, they're still enjoying treats and cuddles, but when that stops we will talk to the vet about The Big Nap.
Diomedes the ancient hairless rat tucked into a fluffy blanket with his brother Hector. They're drinking water out of a dish held by their human, and both look very sleepy because they are the rat equivalent of 120 years old.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hector, age 3, finally letting me cuddle him. This would be a magical, transcendent moment in our rocky relationship if he didn't have dementia and a tendency to bite anything in front of his face when he wakes up, hence my index finger being held out of his face.
Hector the extremely old hairless rat asleep in his owner's hand, looking somewhat like a dried out piece of ham. The human's index finger is held stiffly away from his face in the hopes of preventing a confused, geriatric chomp when the old man awakens.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hallo, Phil
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Rat Meme Monday movie night at my place, bring cheese.
Cover of a Blockbuster VHS copy of the 1999 film She's All That re-titled She's All Rat with a rat's face Photoshopped over Rachael Leigh Cook. This version of the film is much closer to the director's original vision.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Locked up for his crimes (tax fraud and identity theft).
Leopold the black and white rat with his paws grasping the bars of his cage and his nose poking through. He has been jailed unjustly by anti-rat authorities.
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Laughing Rat @laughing-rat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A gift given (an oxtail bone) and a gift stolen (an oxtail bone).
Linus the blue rat and Oberon the Himalayan rat nibbling the last bits of meat off of a large oxtail bone.Continuation of the first image, except Oberon has snatched the oxtail and is a blur as he prepares to run off with it. Linus is caught mid-nibble and hasn't had time to react yet.
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