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Lakitty

@lasslichkeit.bsky.social
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Lovable fool, loathsome pun-slinger. A stupid tree that does stuff sometimes. Partner's designated "Boyself."

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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I tried making another image of a ridiculously large object with her hat on it, but, apparently, Bsky doesn't allow multiple yottabyte uploads. Here I thought we lived in a true civilization.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same Hat.
Joseph Joestar, of "Go Ahead, Mystic Jouster" fame, screaming "Oh my god!" whilst life proceeds to give him a little bit of The Funny (TM).
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Meanwhile, only the secondary towns have Collectible appraisers.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This oddly makes me wanna play the Hylics games.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who up Torkin they XBox rn?
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Currently setting up on VGen! Stay tuned, folks.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skeleton Update: My Little Bony, Combat is Tragic.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Listen, man, Dark Magician and his variants made me realize I liked men, so I am still gonna simp and play the funny edgy wizards in my deck.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gaem Desyn.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ojama Stone ATK/0 DEF/2000 When flipped or special summoned, gives all Ojama monsters +500 defense points. Once per turn: When your opponent declares a direct attack, you can special summon this card from your hand in defense position and change the target of the attack to this card.
Look, I just drew a funny red speedo on this guy for the gag, okay? Don't tell me if there really IS an Ojama card that does this stuff.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Careful, Donkus. As a Sigmar player, I will say you are getting a tad too close to an expensive hobby.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He really will, I have seen him do it.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What music is he into?
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kathyincanada.bsky.social @kathyincanada.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Fluffy approves
black and white image of a giant rabbit staring laser eyes at a data center.  Text reads I love my rabbit and I hate data centers.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Free KFC MH crossover pendant, go!
The KFC weapon pendant from Monster Hunter Wilds. Ignore the Savage Omega Set I busted my balls for. Glad I dont have to do that hunt ever again. Not even for more fashion. Seriously. So many AOEs, an AOE DOT, the fuckin' Jumpscare Attack. Screw that guy. And dont even get me STARTED on Pantakrator mode or the DPS check where you gotta fight a whole ass beefed up Nerscylla while contending with a buncha hazards or else you wipe. They dont even shave the check's HP off of his main HP! AND they expect you to do this hunt in 35 minutes! The  Tinfoil Crab Meat has more HP than the endgame Master Rank boss from MHW:IB! I played through so many FF games where I found this guy. I knew he was gonna be a bitch. But THIS? This was BIIIIITCH!

10/10 fight. "eScape" goes hard. Gameplay is fun. I am just salty.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yoshimitsu from Tekken or Soul series. Either or, I don't care.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Paused an episode of @tastinghistory.bsky.social at the perfect time.
A screenshot of Max Miller from 17:12 of Tasting History's "Feeding the Last Tsar of Russia - Pelmeni for Nicholas II", where it looks as if he is judging you VERY deeply.

Additionally, I captioned it "MAX MILLER IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Feet pics? In THIS economy?!?
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Step one just arrived today while I was at the ren faire. I'm a newborn deer now. Thank you to Blair for these amazing hooves. 🪡 @chaoscostumes.bsky.social
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
People shall remember this arc of Fandaniel obsession as the Fandango. ...... That, or someone will make dango and paint Fandaniel's face on them. That would also be a Fandango.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Unrealistic. The dice tumbling should last a good five minutes against a Skaven player. (Half joking. With the right Skaven setup in some games, you can roll 120 d6 for ONE attack.)
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
So, the new FFXIV Tank Class is basically The Big O? Alright, I'm down.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The Lact Act.
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Y'all, I just went fishing today for the first time. That was so much fun!
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Lemme get that Fried Chicken Hot Dog, bro.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
It's the shameful willingness to treat those of a different form as if they must be as pure as a saint. You cannot be comfortable AND built different to them. "You should eat more." "Are you sick?" Like, no, dude, my family has a rapid metabolism and hEDS. I am a perfectly functional skeleton man.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Same here. It's actually where I met the most important person in my life. It holds a special place in my heart.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Ah, gaia online. That takes me back. It helped me realize that I was gay as hell.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I started calling him THE LOVE FALCON after the Azreal LOVE PHANTOM brainrot hit me. This Azreal in particular is what I called THE LOVE PHANTOM when I was still playing BB regularly. The Japanese X-Files ending theme didnt need to go that hard.
Look, if you know the combo, you can hear the song in your head. Azreal slays in this ridiculous fit.

BBCF Azreal Colour 19.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Something about them just calls out to my Yu Gi Oh nostalgia. Like the classic chess themed Archfiends. Also, they steal your bones as taxes and serve a petty jerk who devoured every god of death he could just so he could make healers into mindless killing machines for delaying his taxes.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm gonna have twenty of these fuckers painted for my Ham Warmer games.
Warhammer: Age of Sigmar's Mortek Triaxes.

Or, as I like to call them, The Bowners.

I am a childish bastard, I know.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@poondonkus.bsky.social Whenever I have to find that "the game is good" baki panel, I have to remember you are the only dude who posts it. So I made this.
Poondonkus, probably.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
In order of favorite to least favorite, of all I have played: 12, 6, 4, 5, 1, 13-2, 13, 3, 2. 14 DOES have ome of my favorite stories, but as an MMO with evolving gameplay, 14 and 11 are excluded.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
That's...... hell man, I am so sorry to hear that.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Now I wanna listen to "Aamulla Varhain"... Very lovely art!
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Received my first comm from this artist. She's done such a great job on this and I'm super proud of her. She incredibly talented! COMM HER RIGHT NOW!
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Can't believe I'm killing some fuckass rats in my garage this close to my move out date.
static.klipy.com
Oh Shit a Rat
ALT: Oh Shit a Rat
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Me next week:
static.klipy.com
Cat Falling Down Stairs
ALT: Cat Falling Down Stairs
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
May be inactive for some time across all platforms. I'll be too busy falling up the stairs starting next week.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
An appropriate response to my unfunny fake YuGiOh card jokes, thank you.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Donkus, you gentle hippopotamus. An abattoir is a slaughterhouse. This is CLEARLY a field spell used to negate the special summoning of low-leveled monsters a number of times equal to the sum of monsters you currently control with a minimum of 1. It's limited for a reason! You should know this!
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Personally, I am a fantasy man myself. I play a bunch of skeleton chimerae, but I love helping my boyfriend find new ways to use 40 ratbois to break my kneecaps by having them use 120 attacks on a unit with only 5 hp. It's magical.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Valid. He got me into it.... Him and Monster Hunter.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don't forget the very, VERY rarely used element of FLESH. It isn't used often, but it tends to be something of a wild card element, with my encountering it usually having it be both strong against AND weak against anything. A true Double-Edged Sword (TM).
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My Name Is Dandy Caine. I Am Your B- @notsweetdandy.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍
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Pat Stares At FOREVER @patstaresat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
if p4revival wants to be good they need to re-institute the storyline where you get yosuke pregnant
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Chuck Salamone @chucksalamone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Had a good conversation with @toc.bsky.social about how easy it is to be kind to lgbtqia+ folks. It shouldn’t difficult. So many people that don’t live that experience don’t understand that you just have to let people live their own lives. People aren’t feral animals. They’re people. Listen to them.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ahhh, Scrub daddy. My friends used to call me that when I backpacked them in PVE games. Good times.
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Xerxes Kare 🏴‍☠️ @xerxesapplestix.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Habby briPe!
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Oh, okay. Yeah, I could see that.
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