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Lakitty

@lasslichkeit.bsky.social
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Lovable fool, loathsome pun-slinger. A stupid tree that does stuff sometimes. Partner's designated "Boyself."

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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same Hat.
Joseph Joestar, of "Go Ahead, Mystic Jouster" fame, screaming "Oh my god!" whilst life proceeds to give him a little bit of The Funny (TM).
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Skeleton Update: My Little Bony, Combat is Tragic.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ojama Stone ATK/0 DEF/2000 When flipped or special summoned, gives all Ojama monsters +500 defense points. Once per turn: When your opponent declares a direct attack, you can special summon this card from your hand in defense position and change the target of the attack to this card.
Look, I just drew a funny red speedo on this guy for the gag, okay? Don't tell me if there really IS an Ojama card that does this stuff.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Free KFC MH crossover pendant, go!
The KFC weapon pendant from Monster Hunter Wilds. Ignore the Savage Omega Set I busted my balls for. Glad I dont have to do that hunt ever again. Not even for more fashion. Seriously. So many AOEs, an AOE DOT, the fuckin' Jumpscare Attack. Screw that guy. And dont even get me STARTED on Pantakrator mode or the DPS check where you gotta fight a whole ass beefed up Nerscylla while contending with a buncha hazards or else you wipe. They dont even shave the check's HP off of his main HP! AND they expect you to do this hunt in 35 minutes! The  Tinfoil Crab Meat has more HP than the endgame Master Rank boss from MHW:IB! I played through so many FF games where I found this guy. I knew he was gonna be a bitch. But THIS? This was BIIIIITCH!

10/10 fight. "eScape" goes hard. Gameplay is fun. I am just salty.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Paused an episode of @tastinghistory.bsky.social at the perfect time.
A screenshot of Max Miller from 17:12 of Tasting History's "Feeding the Last Tsar of Russia - Pelmeni for Nicholas II", where it looks as if he is judging you VERY deeply.

Additionally, I captioned it "MAX MILLER IS DISAPPOINTED IN YOU."
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I started calling him THE LOVE FALCON after the Azreal LOVE PHANTOM brainrot hit me. This Azreal in particular is what I called THE LOVE PHANTOM when I was still playing BB regularly. The Japanese X-Files ending theme didnt need to go that hard.
Look, if you know the combo, you can hear the song in your head. Azreal slays in this ridiculous fit.

BBCF Azreal Colour 19.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I'm gonna have twenty of these fuckers painted for my Ham Warmer games.
Warhammer: Age of Sigmar's Mortek Triaxes.

Or, as I like to call them, The Bowners.

I am a childish bastard, I know.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
@poondonkus.bsky.social Whenever I have to find that "the game is good" baki panel, I have to remember you are the only dude who posts it. So I made this.
Poondonkus, probably.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Me, pressing my cutest button. (The Throw Button)
I ran full screen with little to no cover just to grab you and piss you off.

Image credit to dustloop.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Your move.
Jamiroquai, virtual insanity, successfully inputting the Raging Demon, earning him the set. GGs, shake my hand.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Here is a subpar joke that took too much effort.
Hello, Yang Wen-li from "Legend of the Galactic Heroes"!Why, hello, Mio Akiyama from smash hit anime "K-ON!" Same, bro.Saaame.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Me: I love making intricate, elegant, and unique character designs. Also Me: Do you know, the-
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Painted a big ass skeleton. My first large model painting project. Not the best by any stretch of the word, but I am quite proud of him. My boyfriend's Vizzik in progress is in the background, currently in timeout. He partied too hard.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I know nothing about Uma Musume. Is this result any good? Does she need a bigger hat? Is the Autism Spectrum important for horse lore?
A horsey? I unno. Forgive me, I am but a humble dirt farmer.I swear it should be much higher than a 6.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Seto Kaiba once offered to make a suitably larger hat for Marisa Kirisame. Sadly, it was just a Blue-Eyes card with a big hat on it. Nobody but Kaiba was pleased with this.
A joke with far too much effort put into it.

A screenshot from one of those YGO card making sites (since I don't know if I can trust them with a direct download, not since some of them advertise AI card art) showcasing the card "Blue-Eyes White Dragon w/ Bigger Hat"

It's special effect let's you summon a Spellcaster monster if it was Special Summoned, but only once per turn. It sees some niche use in Dark Magician/Blue-Eyes Hybrid decks, but most people find both archetypes plenty strong enough on their own, so it's pretty hard to excuse the deck bloat proper use of this card would require.

Seriously, though. Do you have ANY idea how much effort making a legit-looking Yu-Gi-Oh card for an in-joke is? That text doesn't convolute itself, ya know.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
TADC spoilers in Alt Text.
In case you're just here to see me put ALT Text for our boy Neil here, who is always banging out the tunes, then here is a Naked Fancy Rat named Neil, playing on a toy Keyboard/Xylophone, absolutely BANGING out those tunes, with a caption that reads "Neil banging out the tunes, April 13, 2006." What a legend

Anyways, Jax having his avatar's skin peeled off to showcase that his avatar seems to REALLY be a skeleton avatar underneath, has to have been one of the single greatest visual metaphors to ever describe a character. To my eyes, it was a perfect encapsulation of his persona and how he is putting on a facade with everyone. Beautifully done.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Here is the best explanation I could give with quickly done paint-tool style editing.
Qwest sprout riding atop that big bird that goes "Kweh!"

I know, it's a Chocobo. Lemme have my joke in the Alt Text.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Here is my cat. Sorry she looks weird. She just has a sore throat is all.
A cat, for real, I swear, bro, you gotta trust me.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It happens to the best of us. I am far too guilty of it myself. Especially with this guy.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
I wonder how many people noticed the tiny Master Asia.
Some guy, idk. I think he's called King of Europe or something?
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Did you know that scientists believe dark matter exists due to how the universe seems to behave like there is more matter than there actually is? It's true. For example, certain gravitational phenomena just seem to not follow general relativity. I personally believe it is due to the Very Big Hat.
The Andromeda Galaxy, a sister of our Milky Way, one might say. Looming overhead, slowly feeding the Super Massive Black Hole in the center, is an Appropriately Large Hat for Marisa Kirisame.

Perhaps the observable universe is supplemented by a hereto unthought of number of Suitably Sized Hats, and we have simply yet to decipher this due to the black holes devouring the Celestial Hat Matter?

Who can truly say?

Image taken by the Donkus Space Telescope, circa 2026.

Comically Small/Frighteningly Large Master Asia for scale.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Not much of a poster, but I have taken up painting this year, and I am quite proud of myself despite how new I am to the medium.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Photographed from the ISS.
The planet earth, our home, being taken under the thrall of Donkus' artistic vision.

A running gag for a running gag. Marisa Kirisame's hat will never be big enough.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
What did @poondonkus.bsky.social mean by this?
Josuke Higashikata from JoJo part 8, frankly flabbergasted by some out-of-context/out-of-pocket Yu-Gi-Oh TCG criticisms.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I saw "Blaseball" and made this not knowing it was a real thing and not just a typo.
Hero of love and justice, BANG SHISHIGAMI, repping a Cubs cap. I make no statements. I don't watch baseball.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What do you get when an Iron Dracolich curses the bloodline of Song Dragon descendant elves to serve as his phylactery? Turns out, ya get a Were-Dragon with extra steps and a sick rusted metal skeleton form. #DnD #OC #painting #spooky
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
In 1825, as the Circus began to swell in popularity across the U.S, J. P. Brown, Circus owner, attempted an act of such great spectacle and hubris that could only be likened to the building of the Tower of Babel. "Behold!" Goers heard him shout with manic glee. "A bigger hat for Marisa Kirisame!"
Depicted is a photo of a Circus's Big Top Tent. This is in fact NOT the first circus tent, as was used by Joshua Purdy Brown for the convenience of traveling with it, but its wide, conical shape lends quite well to jokes about the absurdity of Marisa Kirisame's witch hat and it's comical size.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
same hat
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If we wanted to maintain her dragon theme, then consider one of these little segmented dragons that you play with.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
For Judith? Consider this-
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
A title screen in the style of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that reads:

"Donkus invents the Osseous Papacy."

Hum the opening theme to yourself for maximum effect.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
It's obvious what this is, really. It's DICK GUMSHOE ERASURE! The cowards cannot handle this much raw power coming from one VN character. Just look at him. You can FEEL the limitless Himbo aura emanating from his being. They are scared of him. (I don't know what possessed me to do this bit.)
Art of DICK FRIGGIN' GUMSHOE from the Ace Attorney series.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Recently started watercolor painting. It's definitely tough, but it's quite fun. The first is an Original Character. The second is based on Nilfruits' "Traffic Jam", a Vocaloid song.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Bomberman.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Leonardo da Vinci, a prototype design for Marisa Kirisame's Bigger Hat, 1482.
Nobody reads my alt texts, but this is Leonardo da Vinci's fighting vehicle, a precursor design to what would later be conceptualized and realized as a military tank. In this context, its shape is being compared to a really big hat.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The Image.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
FFXII Couerl if it was cool.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The mornings are so cold. A nice hot coffee does a lot of good.
A shirtless character sits upright in bed, partially covered by blankets. They are holding a cup of coffee and clenching their blanket.

The caption reads "Chilly, Sleepy Morning."
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It is okay to feel overwhelmed, to feel a scream bubble in the back of your throat. It is okay to cry, to wail, to feel in times of great struggle. Do what you must to feel yourself again, to get even one step closer to calm.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
It's official. You cooked.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
My Teachers: He's so creative and inquisitive! He's so eager to learn! He must read and watch pleasant educational material. My clueless ass's tv at 11pm:
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Listen. Nobody asked me to make a Twisted Wonderland version of Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove. BUT SOMEBODY HAD TO, OKAY?!?
A yassified version of Disney character Kronk made to appear like an NRC Faculty member from the mobile game Twisted Wonderland.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Be sure to dress for the cold in these coming months, those of you bound to the northern hemisphere. A chill wind and cold sun can do a number on the unprepared.
A figure sits in the cold atop a stone, dressed with gloves and a shawl for warmth against the cold winds of winter.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
"I am as you wish of me. A boogeyman, a pariah, a criminal. I am as I was born. Different, hopeful, human." __________ There were a lot of feelings put into this one. Themes of alienation, discrimination, and bias, to name a few. Some of us are penalized for merely being born as we were.
Divine Irony.

A cyclops is crucified with sharp wire amongst many others in a vast desert. He moves still. Despite his peaceful, almost curious gaze, he is treated as a monster and a criminal, his only offense being his difference.
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Lakitty @lasslichkeit.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Remember to breathe. Rage, fear, sorrow, these are all natural, very human feelings. They dwell within all of us. It is okay to let it be known.
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