laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22hHis mistake: He didn't say "No takesies-backsies" at the end. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026Don't want to go into detail as to how, but I have some proximity to the Tony Alamo story. Absolute bonkers shit. I was on a road trip recently and saw someone that reminded me of him (which was not a welcomed thought). www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uxy...youtube.comMinistry of Evil The Twisted Cult of Tony Alamo Episode 1YouTube video by Jack Bristow 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026Love these digital collages. Thinking about trying my hand it at. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/10/2026youtu.be/0otdTJa9IUc?...youtu.beYou Are An Expert Software EngineerYouTube video by KRAZAM 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/09/2026Never heard of these guys but saw them open for Local H and Toadies. Really digging the new EP and they have great stage presence. open.spotify.com/album/7FMzov...open.spotify.comTrace It Back - EP by Olive Vox | SpotifyOlive Vox · EP · 2026 · 6 songs 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026The Great Stellar Replacement movement aims to to get rid of white dwarves. OK, I'm done. I'll be here all week. Thanks. 030
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026It's Main Sequence and Eve, not Main Sequence and Steve. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026When I was a kid, there were only two spectral types. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22/09/2026Toadies still rock. There is nothing quite like Texas rock n roll. 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 17/09/2026I just saw an ad where a guy says he "built a team of bots to manage his family's health" and that they are a part of his "wellness stack". Bruh wtf are we doing.static.klipy.comPicard FacepalmALT: Picard Facepalm 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/09/2026I got a bunch of free stuff at the grocery store today if you don't count the money I spent there. 030
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/09/2026Holy shit. One of my favorite games of all time, that I still play almost daily, has been in maintenance mode for at least 4 years. It hasn't release a new hero in 6 years. I need to change my pants now... 011
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 11/09/2026Love these videos. Excellent production quality. Funny. Brutal. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 11/09/2026So that is what Raygun was trying to do in her dances. 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026Doom Edging: When a meeting I dread gets pushed back a daystatic.klipy.comRalph Wiggum from The Simpsons: I Almost Died!ALT: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons: I Almost Died! 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026I am 100% confident that one of the big genAI CEOs has kicked around the idea of naming one of their models "Roko" or "Basilisk". 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026Another good voice cutting through the AI hype: youtu.be/54Lu6_ZRF0c?...youtu.beAI Isn’t “Out of Control” — The AI Companies AreYouTube video by Cal Newport 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026Getting a tshirt made that says ED ZITRON is NOT in IT 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026AI prompt: "Make a thumbnail that gives the impression that this could either be an interview about AI or a main event MMA fight." 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026Sometimes it seems like the world is overrun with shitty people. Watching this makes me forget all of them, even if only for a moment. Be like Dolly. ❤️ 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/08/2026I am continually amazed at how Microsoft Copilot doesn't know basic things about its own products. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 26/08/2026Mmmmmmmmmm www.ign.com/articles/kfc...ign.comKFC Reveals the Oreo Chicken Burger, and It's Either a Crime Against Humanity or a Work of Mad GeniusHas capitalism gone too far? KFC China has just revealed the Oreo Original Recipe Chicken Burger, and we can't help but be intrigued. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026Lost a real one. I saw "9 to 5" and "Best Little Whore House in Texas" more times than I can count. Not sure why my mom let me watch them. 😀 My family had almost all her albums on vinyl. RIP. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22/08/2026brb. summoning transubstantiation www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMh...youtube.com[SFM] Hocus BogusYouTube video by an0nymooose 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026All the Natalie Harp news reminded me of a Greg Proops rap from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" youtu.be/b85aKALKIb0?...youtu.beStamp Collecting Rap - Whose Line is it Anyway UK Episode 17 Series 3YouTube video by TCILPart3 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026futurism.com/artificial-i...futurism.comKentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With "North Dahota" and "Olkchoma"An educational packet given to students at one Kentucky middle school contained 17 pages of AI-hallucinated garbage. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026"Hexen" autocorrected to "Helen" but I'm leaving it because it brought to mind a a funny image of a middle-aged woman slaying monsters in a DOOM clone. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026Watching a 3-4 hour long documentary on Tubi about the history of FPS games. Heretic and Helen mentioned in passing. No Ken's Labyrinth. No Blake Stone Aliens of Gold. 0/10 would not watch again. (Kidding) 100
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026Will I be able to follow The Apple Dumpling Gang if I haven't seen any other films in the DKCU (Don Knotts Cinematic Universe)? 020
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026Out here getting hearing damage with the boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjN1...youtube.comData CenterYouTube video by Hovey Benjamin 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026Was looking at a job description today for a senior level position that *requires* a low level security cert that is relatively expensive. Like one that people almost never self-fund. Why would this be a requirement? 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 13/08/2026Great. More floors for me to forget which one I'm on. 020
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 13/08/2026These artists make some awesome band posters: beyondthepale.com.aubeyondthepale.com.auFine Art PostersSilkscreens by Ken Taylor & Rhys Cooper. Official limited edition posters for Foo Fighters. QOTSA. Soundgarden. Arctic Monkeys & much more. 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/08/2026Ope! Let me just squeeeeeeeze past ya to get to the voting booth. 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026I know. It was more of a tongue-in-cheek joke (poor one, I know) about the peak credulity displayed by so many people on social platforms. 020
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026This is obviously fake, unlike that picture of the 101 year old war veteran grandpa holding up a handwritten sign on Facebook. He needs likes and shares for his birthday. That's real. 0201
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026Reminds me of some of the features on "It G Ma" (itself a ripoff of an OG Maco song). 010
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 06/08/2026"Kidnap a seal" is breaking my brain a little bit. Wouldn't taking any seal be kidnapping? Or is there some case where a seal consented to going somewhere with a human? Isn't kidnapping kind of an exclusively human affair? Did "capture" never enter his genius brain? I don't even... 020
Reposted by laserjet4000Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 04/08/2026On Wednesday, the Senate Commerce Committee will vote on four bills that would expand age verification, increase online surveillance, and make it harder to access lawful speech online. Take one minute to tell your senators to vote NO. www.acteff.org/campaign/16...acteff.orgTell the Senate: Don't Turn the Internet Into an ID CheckpointTell the Senate to Reject Bills That Expand Age Verification 7214159
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 04/08/2026Bro, do you even edit your autoexec.bat and config.sys to make custom boot options selectable from a menu? 000
laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/08/2026When my last kid moves out of my house, I'm going to stand in the middle of my living room and declare: "all my apes gone" 000