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I do security stuff. If what you are doing in life makes you happy and doesn't harm others, carry on. GLHF

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22h
His mistake: He didn't say "No takesies-backsies" at the end.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026
Don't want to go into detail as to how, but I have some proximity to the Tony Alamo story. Absolute bonkers shit. I was on a road trip recently and saw someone that reminded me of him (which was not a welcomed thought). www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uxy...
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Ministry of Evil The Twisted Cult of Tony Alamo Episode 1
YouTube video by Jack Bristow
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026
Love these digital collages. Thinking about trying my hand it at.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026
New "Other Mommy" trailer just dropped.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/10/2026
youtu.be/0otdTJa9IUc?...
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You Are An Expert Software Engineer
YouTube video by KRAZAM
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 06/10/2026
"This MF playing Whack Bat on MY lawn."
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/09/2026
Never heard of these guys but saw them open for Local H and Toadies. Really digging the new EP and they have great stage presence. open.spotify.com/album/7FMzov...
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Trace It Back - EP by Olive Vox | Spotify
Olive Vox · EP · 2026 · 6 songs
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026
The Great Stellar Replacement movement aims to to get rid of white dwarves. OK, I'm done. I'll be here all week. Thanks.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026
It's Main Sequence and Eve, not Main Sequence and Steve.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026
When I was a kid, there were only two spectral types.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/09/2026
The OBAFGKM agenda on full display.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22/09/2026
Toadies still rock. There is nothing quite like Texas rock n roll.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 17/09/2026
I just saw an ad where a guy says he "built a team of bots to manage his family's health" and that they are a part of his "wellness stack". Bruh wtf are we doing.
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Picard Facepalm
ALT: Picard Facepalm
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/09/2026
I got a bunch of free stuff at the grocery store today if you don't count the money I spent there.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/09/2026
Holy shit. One of my favorite games of all time, that I still play almost daily, has been in maintenance mode for at least 4 years. It hasn't release a new hero in 6 years. I need to change my pants now...
Heroes of the Storm new hero announcement.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 11/09/2026
Love these videos. Excellent production quality. Funny. Brutal.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 11/09/2026
So that is what Raygun was trying to do in her dances.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026
Doom Edging: When a meeting I dread gets pushed back a day
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Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons: I Almost Died!
ALT: Ralph Wiggum from The Simpsons: I Almost Died!
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026
I am 100% confident that one of the big genAI CEOs has kicked around the idea of naming one of their models "Roko" or "Basilisk".
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/09/2026
Almost every song on this album is a banger.
Album art for "Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy" by Mindless Self Indulgence
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/09/2026
I has a stick. No, you cannot has it.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026
Another good voice cutting through the AI hype: youtu.be/54Lu6_ZRF0c?...
youtu.be
AI Isn’t “Out of Control” — The AI Companies Are
YouTube video by Cal Newport
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026
Getting a tshirt made that says ED ZITRON is NOT in IT
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026
AI prompt: "Make a thumbnail that gives the impression that this could either be an interview about AI or a main event MMA fight."
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026
Sometimes it seems like the world is overrun with shitty people. Watching this makes me forget all of them, even if only for a moment. Be like Dolly. ❤️
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/08/2026
I am continually amazed at how Microsoft Copilot doesn't know basic things about its own products.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 26/08/2026
Mmmmmmmmmm www.ign.com/articles/kfc...
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KFC Reveals the Oreo Chicken Burger, and It's Either a Crime Against Humanity or a Work of Mad Genius
Has capitalism gone too far? KFC China has just revealed the Oreo Original Recipe Chicken Burger, and we can't help but be intrigued.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026
Lost a real one. I saw "9 to 5" and "Best Little Whore House in Texas" more times than I can count. Not sure why my mom let me watch them. 😀 My family had almost all her albums on vinyl. RIP.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026
I see you installed the MAHA mod.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026
"Day of the Dead" on Tubi is a VHS rip.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22/08/2026
brb. summoning transubstantiation www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzMh...
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[SFM] Hocus Bogus
YouTube video by an0nymooose
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026
All the Natalie Harp news reminded me of a Greg Proops rap from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" youtu.be/b85aKALKIb0?...
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Stamp Collecting Rap - Whose Line is it Anyway UK Episode 17 Series 3
YouTube video by TCILPart3
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026
Listen... not having any more wars ain't cheap.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026
futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Kentucky Middle School Sends Students Home on First Day of Class With AI-Generated Educational Materials Full of Inexcusable Hallucinations, Including a Map Labeled With "North Dahota" and "Olkchoma"
An educational packet given to students at one Kentucky middle school contained 17 pages of AI-hallucinated garbage.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026
"Get your ass to Marc." - Arnmolf Schwazmenfunger
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026
"Hexen" autocorrected to "Helen" but I'm leaving it because it brought to mind a a funny image of a middle-aged woman slaying monsters in a DOOM clone.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026
Watching a 3-4 hour long documentary on Tubi about the history of FPS games. Heretic and Helen mentioned in passing. No Ken's Labyrinth. No Blake Stone Aliens of Gold. 0/10 would not watch again. (Kidding)
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026
Will I be able to follow The Apple Dumpling Gang if I haven't seen any other films in the DKCU (Don Knotts Cinematic Universe)?
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026
Out here getting hearing damage with the boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjN1...
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Data Center
YouTube video by Hovey Benjamin
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026
Was looking at a job description today for a senior level position that *requires* a low level security cert that is relatively expensive. Like one that people almost never self-fund. Why would this be a requirement?
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 13/08/2026
Great. More floors for me to forget which one I'm on.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 13/08/2026
These artists make some awesome band posters: beyondthepale.com.au
beyondthepale.com.au
Fine Art Posters
Silkscreens by Ken Taylor & Rhys Cooper. Official limited edition posters for Foo Fighters. QOTSA. Soundgarden. Arctic Monkeys & much more.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/08/2026
Ope! Let me just squeeeeeeeze past ya to get to the voting booth.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026
I know. It was more of a tongue-in-cheek joke (poor one, I know) about the peak credulity displayed by so many people on social platforms.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026
This is obviously fake, unlike that picture of the 101 year old war veteran grandpa holding up a handwritten sign on Facebook. He needs likes and shares for his birthday. That's real.
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/08/2026
Reminds me of some of the features on "It G Ma" (itself a ripoff of an OG Maco song).
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 06/08/2026
"Kidnap a seal" is breaking my brain a little bit. Wouldn't taking any seal be kidnapping? Or is there some case where a seal consented to going somewhere with a human? Isn't kidnapping kind of an exclusively human affair? Did "capture" never enter his genius brain? I don't even...
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 04/08/2026
On Wednesday, the Senate Commerce Committee will vote on four bills that would expand age verification, increase online surveillance, and make it harder to access lawful speech online. Take one minute to tell your senators to vote NO. www.acteff.org/campaign/16...
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Tell the Senate: Don't Turn the Internet Into an ID Checkpoint
Tell the Senate to Reject Bills That Expand Age Verification
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 04/08/2026
Bro, do you even edit your autoexec.bat and config.sys to make custom boot options selectable from a menu?
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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/08/2026
When my last kid moves out of my house, I'm going to stand in the middle of my living room and declare: "all my apes gone"
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