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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 08/10/2026

Don't want to go into detail as to how, but I have some proximity to the Tony Alamo story. Absolute bonkers shit. I was on a road trip recently and saw someone that reminded me of him (which was not a welcomed thought). www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Uxy...

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Ministry of Evil The Twisted Cult of Tony Alamo Episode 1

YouTube video by Jack Bristow

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/09/2026

Never heard of these guys but saw them open for Local H and Toadies. Really digging the new EP and they have great stage presence. open.spotify.com/album/7FMzov...

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Trace It Back - EP by Olive Vox | Spotify

Olive Vox · EP · 2026 · 6 songs

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 22/09/2026

Toadies still rock. There is nothing quite like Texas rock n roll.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 17/09/2026

I just saw an ad where a guy says he "built a team of bots to manage his family's health" and that they are a part of his "wellness stack". Bruh wtf are we doing.

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Picard Facepalm

ALT: Picard Facepalm

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/09/2026

Holy shit. One of my favorite games of all time, that I still play almost daily, has been in maintenance mode for at least 4 years. It hasn't release a new hero in 6 years. I need to change my pants now...

Heroes of the Storm new hero announcement.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026

I am 100% confident that one of the big genAI CEOs has kicked around the idea of naming one of their models "Roko" or "Basilisk".

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/09/2026

Almost every song on this album is a banger.

Album art for "Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy" by Mindless Self Indulgence

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 28/08/2026

Sometimes it seems like the world is overrun with shitty people. Watching this makes me forget all of them, even if only for a moment. Be like Dolly. ❤️

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/08/2026

I am continually amazed at how Microsoft Copilot doesn't know basic things about its own products.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026

Lost a real one. I saw "9 to 5" and "Best Little Whore House in Texas" more times than I can count. Not sure why my mom let me watch them. 😀 My family had almost all her albums on vinyl. RIP.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/08/2026

"Day of the Dead" on Tubi is a VHS rip.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026

All the Natalie Harp news reminded me of a Greg Proops rap from "Whose Line is it Anyway?" youtu.be/b85aKALKIb0?...

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Stamp Collecting Rap - Whose Line is it Anyway UK Episode 17 Series 3

YouTube video by TCILPart3

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026

"Get your ass to Marc." - Arnmolf Schwazmenfunger

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/08/2026

Watching a 3-4 hour long documentary on Tubi about the history of FPS games. Heretic and Helen mentioned in passing. No Ken's Labyrinth. No Blake Stone Aliens of Gold. 0/10 would not watch again. (Kidding)

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026

Out here getting hearing damage with the boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjN1...

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Data Center

YouTube video by Hovey Benjamin

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/08/2026

Was looking at a job description today for a senior level position that *requires* a low level security cert that is relatively expensive. Like one that people almost never self-fund. Why would this be a requirement?

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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 04/08/2026

On Wednesday, the Senate Commerce Committee will vote on four bills that would expand age verification, increase online surveillance, and make it harder to access lawful speech online. Take one minute to tell your senators to vote NO. www.acteff.org/campaign/16...

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Tell the Senate: Don't Turn the Internet Into an ID Checkpoint

Tell the Senate to Reject Bills That Expand Age Verification

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 04/08/2026

Bro, do you even edit your autoexec.bat and config.sys to make custom boot options selectable from a menu?

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/08/2026

When my last kid moves out of my house, I'm going to stand in the middle of my living room and declare: "all my apes gone"

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 31/07/2026

My work gives me opportunity to talk to a lot of Chinese expats. Let me tell you: China has broom technology and efficient sweeping on lock. They can sweep anything. They can sweep water off a flooded street. I bet if you fart, they can sweep it out of the air, leaving only the clean air behind.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 31/07/2026

Correction guy image macro "Alabama*"

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404 Media @404media.co · 28/07/2026

Police arrested a teacher for clapping during a city council meeting last week. They went to the meeting of Emporia, Kansas City Commission to speak out against a proposed hyperscale data center that would sit on 1,000 acres of rural land. @mjgault.bsky.social reports www.404media.co/person-oppos...

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/07/2026

Hope his local police aren't watching. I let my gate off leash ONE TIME, and I got a $1000 fine.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 24/07/2026

One of the best things to come out of genAI are AI porn glitches. Absolute peak humor. Seeing a guy's penis detach mid-coitus and spin around like the Glaive from "Krull" is comedy gold.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/07/2026

I forgot how bad a movie Transformers is. Stupid plot. Nonsensical dialogue. Ugly visuals. Everyone in themovie looks over-tanned and greasy. Plus the robots look terrible. Just clouds of floating metal pieces. Reminds me of "Sledgehammer".

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 09/07/2026

I miss plates like this. One of my earliest memories is my grandfather drinking coffee out of a cup that was this same color and material.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 07/07/2026

The AC unit in my hotel room has a button labeled "Fan". Without my glasses on, it looks like "Fart". My initial, brain dead thought was, "Cool! The AC has a setting for if I fart in the room and want to clear out the smell!"

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 06/07/2026

Eating myself to death in Chicago Chinatown. Went into one shop and they are selling brass knuckles, which was surprising. Where I grew up, that was a trip to jail for an illegal weapon. They are illegal in Illinois too, but legal in a lot of other states surprisingly.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/06/2026

Unfortunate that Masters of the Universe isn't doing well in theatres. It is a genuinely fun movie. Not a great movie. It won't be remembered for being good at any particular thing (characters, story, cinematography, music, etc.), but it is worth a watch.

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Skeletor's Excellent Laugh

ALT: Skeletor's Excellent Laugh

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/06/2026

Don't be someone else's exit liquidity.

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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 10/06/2026

Goes without saying but if you have Anthropic's S-1 or financials hit me up on ezitron.76, I'll protect your identity!

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 05/06/2026

I heard a guy in Costco ask ChatGPT how to store dry coffee. We are cooked. There's going to be a large subset of the population that can't think their way out of a wet paper bag.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 29/05/2026

Fake it 'til you make it... or $100 million. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCIb...

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jay shetty got exposed

YouTube video by voidzilla

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 21/05/2026

I wondder if one of the unstated goals of the genAI hype is driving down wages?

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/05/2026

Remember Microsoft Tag? I was going through some old files and ran across the first Tags I made. The backgrounds were all of Kobe Bryant dunking.

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404 Media @404media.co · 11/05/2026

Roll the tape. Read the story now: www.404media.co/ucf-ai-comme...

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/05/2026

(Picked up my son from a school club meeting) Me: “What club was meeting?” Son: “Scat club.” Me: “…Bro, what the fuck?” Son: “Like ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope.” Me: <longer pause> “…Bro, what the fuck?”

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/04/2026

(To the tune of "Back to the Hotel" by N2Deep) 🎵 Back my truck in the spot like an old one. Just in case I gotta call my grandson. 🎵

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/04/2026

They say prayer doesn't work. Checkmate, atheists.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/04/2026

This slaps your momma's booty cheeks. A lot of my friends clowned on this when it came out. I still have the CD single. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijXc...

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Jordan Knight - Give It To You

YouTube video by JordanKnightVEVO

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