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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 12/09/2026

Holy shit. One of my favorite games of all time, that I still play almost daily, has been in maintenance mode for at least 4 years. It hasn't release a new hero in 6 years. I need to change my pants now...

Heroes of the Storm new hero announcement.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/09/2026

I am 100% confident that one of the big genAI CEOs has kicked around the idea of naming one of their models "Roko" or "Basilisk".

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/09/2026

Almost every song on this album is a banger.

Album art for "Frankenstein Girls Will Seem Strangely Sexy" by Mindless Self Indulgence

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/08/2026

"Get your ass to Marc." - Arnmolf Schwazmenfunger

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 31/07/2026

Don't tell Milwaukee what to do. It's their choice if they want to syndrome or not.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/07/2026

I forgot how bad a movie Transformers is. Stupid plot. Nonsensical dialogue. Ugly visuals. Everyone in themovie looks over-tanned and greasy. Plus the robots look terrible. Just clouds of floating metal pieces. Reminds me of "Sledgehammer".

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/06/2026

I love this face when she says she thinks they would say AI can't do all these things that were promised *yet*...

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 15/05/2026

Remember Microsoft Tag? I was going through some old files and ran across the first Tags I made. The backgrounds were all of Kobe Bryant dunking.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/05/2026

Also, great for parties where you don't want to get your drinks or penises mixed up, unique Star Wars sounding rods. (Don't look up sounding rods)

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/04/2026

(To the tune of "Back to the Hotel" by N2Deep) 🎵 Back my truck in the spot like an old one. Just in case I gotta call my grandson. 🎵

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 23/04/2026

They say prayer doesn't work. Checkmate, atheists.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 17/04/2026

This is the 2nd grossest drink I've ever tasted. I was able to get some when it was announced. Had some fun with my employees seeing who could drink it; all of them tried it, 1 barfed, and 1 chugged the whole glass (like 8-12 ounces). The grossest? Dirty Mountain Dew Cream Soda. Fucking yuck.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/04/2026

Being a swole skeleton in a Studio Ghibli scene is the goal. So glad this is organized by "the weight".

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/04/2026

"I most definitely did not fart in your fridge and immediately close the door. Furthermore, I do not refer to that thing I didn't do as 'cold boxing'."

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 21/03/2026

Infographic for those who need help deciding if they should put that dick up. I also love the attention brought to the "Big " Triad: Bills, Meals, Wheels.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 21/03/2026

NotebookLM, tell me about "Monaleo & Flo Milli - We Not Humping". #NotebookLMAO

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 10/03/2026

"These edibles ain't shit..." <45 minutes later>

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 11/02/2026

When you move the hair slider all the way to the right on the character creation screen.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 27/01/2026

In Donald Trump's America, The Predator wins.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 21/01/2026

Many years ago, kept one of these handy for testing POTS lines. When my last one broke, had to switch to my backup hot lips phone.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 16/01/2026

Nano Banana prompt: "A stylized image of children coming in from the cold, blowing their cold breath into data center racks to cool them, then shuffling back out into the cold to gather more cold breath. The data center racks should resemble an altar."

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/01/2026

I'll tell you my sins so you can sharpen your...

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 19/12/2025

They just saw "Revenge of the Sith" for the first time and are telling her about it.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 05/12/2025

You take that back right now! On second thought, never mind...

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 02/12/2025

Was looking for something in (the classic) "DNS and BIND" and completely forgot about this. I don't know if it has been in all editions. #MST3K

Excerpt from "DNS and BIND" referring to the domain for Gizmonic Institute.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 18/10/2025

Proper internal cable management

Drake meme format. Top frame: 3D render of veins, arteries, etc. in neck. Bottom frame: same image but with them all straight and bundled with cable ties.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 05/10/2025

Good news, patriots! The Bad Bunny half-time show at the Super Bowl has been cancelled! The show will now be performed by the old Cracker Barrel logo.

Bald eagle with a human hand giving a salute against an American flag background.

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 14/09/2025

I love this album cover. I like to think that right before the picture was snapped, she said her name in a very dramatic way. "Ccccccindyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..."

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laserjet4000 @laserjet4000.online · 25/07/2025

Thinking about writing a letter similar to one you might see on Ken Burns' Civil War documentary. Except instead of me writing home about my experiences as a solider for the Northern or Southern army, it will be about my losing battle with these motherfucking gnats in my house.