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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I can't tell if the Koreans are deliberately not marking, or if they're so dedicated to their formation that they can't mark. There's some heinous marking issues going on here #KORvJPN #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The Koreans are going ultra defensive so far, with a 5-4-1 formation as best as I can tell. The Japanese are dominating possession, and probably 85% of the game has so far been spent in the Koreans' half #KORvJPN #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Anyone else getting Evangelion flashbacks when saying the name "Shinji"? #KORvJPN #WAC2026

A list of the starting eleven players for the South Korean team in the Women's Asian Cup 2026 semi final.
The name "Shinji" is circled, and text has been added saying "get in the fucking football mascot suit, Shinji"

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👻Hollyween🎃 🟢⚽️🚂 @hollyberra.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

*whispers* Now that EVE has the record, can we stop putting her on when there are better options available?

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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 17/03/2026

Australia 🇦🇺 is the first nation to advance to this year's final of the AFC Women's Asian Cup.

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HER WAY Sports Media @herwaysportsmedia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

FOOTBALL: Two stunning goals - a first half team effort finished off by Caitlin Foord, then a second half special from Sam Kerr, has seen the Matildas defeat China 2-1 in tonight’s semi in Perth and book a spot in Sunday’s AFC Women’s Asian Cup final on Saturday night. 📸 Getty/Paul Kane

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

MATILDAS INTO THE FINAL!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Wait - is Winnie Heatley on the field?? When did that happen??

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

China are keeping Kerr very quiet so far. Time to introduce a bit of chaos and swap her position with Kennedy #Matildas #CHNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"Welcome back to the second half of China PR versus The Matildas" China's public relations staff are playing now?? #sarcasm #Matildas #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Ok so Gorry didn't touch the ball or interfere with play in any way. Why bother calling the offside and slowing down the game?? #Matildas #CHNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Ooof, Mini's really smarting from that poor tackle

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

We're not even a third of the way through the game yet. Still plenty of time for the Tillies to score a bunch more goals and walk away with a win #Matildas #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Wurigamula is having a fantastic game so far, I never cease to be impressed each time I see her play #WAC2026 #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Is it me or does Alanna Kennedy seem to get new tattoos every time we look away for two seconds

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Gonna pronounce "gargantuan" like "orangutan" from now on, in homage to @captainangelo.bsky.social

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I love how in the huddle so many players look exhausted and disheveled, and then there's Hayley Raso who's just flown in from Milan Fashion Week

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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Forget the USA and Trump's antics, Australia needs its own Kennedy Centre. 😁 #AUSvPRK #Matildas #HowWeWaltz #TilItsDone #WAC2026 #AlannaKennedy

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

WE'RE OFF TO THE WORLD CUP IN 2027!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 #Matildas #AUSvPRK

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

They sure as shit taped the hell out of Wheels' head with them bandages

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

That pass to Sammy?? *Chef's kiss* That cross from Wheels?? Faaaark that was good. Makes me so happy to see perfection like that #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Lewis Richards @lestri.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

"so you scored a goal as a striker? What does that make it, three for the tournament? That's still two below Alana. That's horrific. And she's barely a midfielder."

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Great to see Alanna Kennedy getting another. Wait, an update is coming in. We're being told it's a newcomer by the name of Kerr #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Angela CW @captainangelo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

btw the christian name for the venue tonight is The Pissus

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Not the Perth Rectangular Stadium playing Golden from K-pop Demon Hunters in a game with NORTH Koreans, who are politically opposed to the concept of the K-pop industry...

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Beyond 90 @beyond90au.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

And that's half time. The Tillies started brightly in the first 10 minutes but have been pinned back since then by an impressive DPRK side. The midfield of Gorry, Van Egmond & Kennedy are being overrun & the back four is working overtime. Lots for Montemurro to ponder in the break. HT 1-0 #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Whilst the Tillies are in the lead, the Koreans are spending far too much time in the Tillies' defensive half. I'd like to see more possession from Australia and a bit more usage of the midfield to move the ball up the pitch #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I walked away for a couple of minutes but now I'm back. How many more goals has Alanna Kennedy scored? What did I miss? #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Katrina Gorry's tackle just now was phenomenal!! #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 08/03/2026

Australia 🇦🇺 and South Korea 🇰🇷settle for a draw after the Matildas manage to equalize in stoppage time, while the Phillipines 🇵🇭 win against Iran 🇮🇷with a clean sheet.

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

I reckon Pep needs to make a sub here. We need more attack in the midfield. Kennedy off, Cooney-Cross on. #WAC2026 #AUSvKOR

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Chloe Lincoln has had the same number of touches in this game as there have been goals #IRNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"STEPHANIE Catley"?????? Has she done something wrong??

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

This goal difference is going to be a great help to the Tillies when they go up against South Korea on Sunday in the #WAC2026. If the Tillies come away with a draw, goal diff is gonna be massive

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Lou @laenij.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

NONE OF THOSE SUBS ARE CHIDS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"He *does* look like a seasoned criminal" - my wife when talking about Joe Montemurro

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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Alanna Kennedy scoring for the Matildas without a facial injury was not on my bingo card #IRNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Damn. Charlie Rule is doing an excellent job of picking out people in the box and delivering it in exactly the right place #matildas #irnvaus

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