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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The jokes on all of us if it's actually a light stick for The Boyz K-pop group:

A megaphone-shaped handheld light stick where the bell is heart-shaped

Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

I can't tell if the Koreans are deliberately not marking, or if they're so dedicated to their formation that they can't mark. There's some heinous marking issues going on here #KORvJPN #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

The Koreans are going ultra defensive so far, with a 5-4-1 formation as best as I can tell. The Japanese are dominating possession, and probably 85% of the game has so far been spent in the Koreans' half #KORvJPN #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Anyone else getting Evangelion flashbacks when saying the name "Shinji"? #KORvJPN #WAC2026

A list of the starting eleven players for the South Korean team in the Women's Asian Cup 2026 semi final.
The name "Shinji" is circled, and text has been added saying "get in the fucking football mascot suit, Shinji"

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👻Hollyween🎃 🟢⚽️🚂 @hollyberra.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

*whispers* Now that EVE has the record, can we stop putting her on when there are better options available?

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Say it louder for the people up the back! Don't be ashamed when you're in the right!

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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · 17/03/2026

Australia 🇦🇺 is the first nation to advance to this year's final of the AFC Women's Asian Cup.

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HER WAY Sports Media @herwaysportsmedia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

FOOTBALL: Two stunning goals - a first half team effort finished off by Caitlin Foord, then a second half special from Sam Kerr, has seen the Matildas defeat China 2-1 in tonight’s semi in Perth and book a spot in Sunday’s AFC Women’s Asian Cup final on Saturday night. 📸 Getty/Paul Kane

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

MATILDAS INTO THE FINAL!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Considering SK20 has been mostly marked out of the game, should we consider swapping her (positionally) with Alanna Kennedy and having Tall Girls Up Front™

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I must learn to pay closer attention 😂

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who missed it 😂

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Wait - is Winnie Heatley on the field?? When did that happen??

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

China are keeping Kerr very quiet so far. Time to introduce a bit of chaos and swap her position with Kennedy #Matildas #CHNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

"Welcome back to the second half of China PR versus The Matildas" China's public relations staff are playing now?? #sarcasm #Matildas #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I seem to remember you saying it was 3am and you weren't gonna clip anything 😜

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

@kgarson3.bsky.social more sunset content for you, in case you haven't heard enough yet

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Ok so Gorry didn't touch the ball or interfere with play in any way. Why bother calling the offside and slowing down the game?? #Matildas #CHNvAUS #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Ooof, Mini's really smarting from that poor tackle

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Catley just tripped over her own feet with no one else around 😂 Definitely agree they're not great right now

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

We're not even a third of the way through the game yet. Still plenty of time for the Tillies to score a bunch more goals and walk away with a win #Matildas #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Wurigamula is having a fantastic game so far, I never cease to be impressed each time I see her play #WAC2026 #CHNvAUS

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Your mum and Rosie must get along like a house on fire when it comes to the Minister For Defence!

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

I wish I had even half of 1% of your drawing talent! Lots of respect to anyone who can draw

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Is it me or does Alanna Kennedy seem to get new tattoos every time we look away for two seconds

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Gonna pronounce "gargantuan" like "orangutan" from now on, in homage to @captainangelo.bsky.social

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

And now I've been shown Jets vs Auckland FC advertising.... Still no dub ads 🙃

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Just bonkers statistics - how the hell did we win that?!

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I love how in the huddle so many players look exhausted and disheveled, and then there's Hayley Raso who's just flown in from Milan Fashion Week

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Peter Murphy @peterwmurphy1.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Forget the USA and Trump's antics, Australia needs its own Kennedy Centre. 😁 #AUSvPRK #Matildas #HowWeWaltz #TilItsDone #WAC2026 #AlannaKennedy

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

WE'RE OFF TO THE WORLD CUP IN 2027!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳 #Matildas #AUSvPRK

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

BONDI AND SYDNEY FC'S OWN CHARLIE RULE 🥳🥳🥳🥳

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Blood or concussion - you choose one per game.

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

They sure as shit taped the hell out of Wheels' head with them bandages

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

That pass to Sammy?? *Chef's kiss* That cross from Wheels?? Faaaark that was good. Makes me so happy to see perfection like that #AUSvPRK #WAC2026

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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

This is an unbelievably spot-on-accurate take

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