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Daniel Phimphisane

@dphimphisane.bsky.social
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Football, Polaroids, memes, pancakes. Still harbouring feelings to visit Glenrowan. He/Him.

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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Isuzu Ute A-League is dead. Long live The Golden Gaytime A-League Men
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The person that hit the Wharfie Time button early rn #AFLGF
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If someone can check on Melbourne City and their women’s programme too, that would be great
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mood
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism,
Milo Yiannopoulos on the Piers Morgan show, looking upward and pulling a stupid fake anguished face
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me, before and after 50 espresso shots
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Me, seeing more WahiNix player announcements tonight
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Melbourne City needs to calm the fuck down. #Dub
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mitchell Starc to Bangladesh right now
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
GF replay for round 1, because sure why not #Dub
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The ACL is a stupid ligament
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Aideen Keane getting falcon’d to hell and then coming back on the pitch is definitely a choice #ALWvCHE
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Seeing Nunn, Woods and Yallop link up… #ALWvCHE
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
#ALWvCHE
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When you decide to rage quit, then bargain, then get depressed, then decide to ride it out in the first 5 minutes of FIFA #ALWvCHE
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Western United super-goneburger footballvictoria.com.au/news/update-...
footballvictoria.com.au
Update on Western United FC and Football Victoria competitions
Football Victoria (FV) has today confirmed that Western United FC (WUFC) will be withdrawn from all FV competitions,
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It’s a bad night to be an Adelaide, City and Macarthur fan
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
When you need to tell Dominos to delay the pizzas by 30 mins #SDRvMAC #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HOLY FUCK. #WahiNix
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Finding out that Macey Fraser’s goneburger from professional football in a fashion article is peak Dub www.thepress.co.nz/style/361057...
thepress.co.nz
Street Cred: Former Football Fern moves on from ‘dream job’ of professional sport
A phoenix from the flames, leaving Phoenix behind, and life on a gas rig.
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Farewell, Western United. We hardly knew ye
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Western United goneburger
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What in the Abby Erceg is going on in Wellington right now
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In other words, UEFA went and said to Gianni:
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today, I feel unemployed
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
My approach to toast
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hey Gianni and FIFA,
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bump #CHEvWSW
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
… so the Wanderers are currently Club World Champions… that’s how it works right? #CHEvWSW
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Essendon’s greatest era is unparalleled
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Alex Rufer transfer saga
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
*turns off tv set and back to sleep* #KBRvMVC #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He’s working for his pic-a-nic basket tonight #KBRvMVC #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The Mariners (and therefore the entire F3) goneburger? #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This explanation’s some grade-A horseshit.
afl.com.au
AFL explains why Australia v Ireland game won't be played at bigger venue
Laura Kane explains decision to keep Australia v Ireland game at North Sydney Oval
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Perth Glory goneburger #LIOvPER #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Jets goneburger? #AustraliaCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Most of us in Welly rn
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The All Whites didn’t finish last in the World Cup you say?
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You could say nobody in men’s AND women’s football expected the Spanish Inquisition #FIFAWorldCup
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Horatio Caine CSI Miami YEEEEAAAHH Meme
ALT: Horatio Caine CSI Miami YEEEEAAAHH Meme
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Proper Copa Mundial, that
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain. The first country to hold both men’s and women’s World Cups at the same time. #ESPARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SPAIN SAYS NO BUENO #ESPARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s going to be 1994 revisited, isn’t it #ESPARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The fix is so fucking in #ESPARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Meat Loaf AFL GF entertainment > that half time crap #ESPARG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Jordan Henderson being a full kit wanker after he broke his arm during the tournament Is proper commitment to the bit #FRAENG #FIFAWorldCup
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Daniel Phimphisane @dphimphisane.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
England beating France on a dead rubber World Cup game #FRAENG #FIFAWorldCup
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