Reposted by LasersapienSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even if you've only done the Macarena once, you're still a carrier 25489149
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kid Rock showing Satan the secret entrance to Super Heaven. 000
Reposted by LasersapienMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026party dude confirmed ✅ 0201
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026CRAWWWLING IN MY BIIIIINS! RACOOONS EATIIIING A MEEEAAALLL! 013
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you’re selling a used pair of underwear, you’re legally required to tell the buyers if it’s been in an accident. 022
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026When God closes a door, he breaks a window… and the door. All the windows actually. He does not know his own strength. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Making the scratch n sniff pokemon stickers was a mixed bag. Some pokemon were easy. A sentient ice cream cone? Easy! Vanilla. Others were harder. This dog is on fire? Should we make it dog scented? What does a burnt dog smell like? And what part of the lopunny are we supposed to be smelling? 110
Reposted by LasersapienJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Conservatives in 2026 are like: “When we said Barack Obama was like Hitler we meant it as a metaphor for something bad, not a reference to real Hitler who we think is cool but not in a way that lets you say we’re racist.” 248341
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026I may not be funny to you, but it’s for an audience of one, so if you could tell me where that perpetual laughter is coming from, I’d like to thank them ^this on a black T-shirt at JCPenny in 2002 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026“The writers. They’re just like us!” *slams fist on table* “They should be better than us!” 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026@pelgranepress.bsky.social My halfling cousin? That’s Ginfoil Raspcrackle! He’s the town’s Wishing Well Architect. Always a good echo-y kerplunk on his designs. Not a great wishgranter though. #merryshire 011
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 28/06/2026“We’re like two peas in a pod” “Who are all these other peas?!” “Ignore them, honey.” 000
Reposted by LasersapienQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Shout-out to all the local businesses literally going to social media war on their Facebook pages Bakeries can't even make rainbow shaped cookies in June without coming face to face with the most hate filled person ever....and their 13 friends who all "won't ever come again" (have never been there) 1321617
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Entering a new area of the survival horror game and finding this note on a corpse: 001
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Dance clubs should just have one person dance and we all just watch them. 100
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Cats are like horoscopes. You can just kind of make their personalities up. 000
Reposted by LasersapienRyan North @ryannorth.ca · 20/05/2026I'm beginning to suspect that Modern Dog magazine is not entirely fastidious with marking their advertorial content 7958
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Early bird gets the worm? Denny’s serves worms all day and night. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 16/05/2026When on a cruise, don’t eat the rat shit! Even at the chef’s recommendation, they’re probably just trying to push it before it expires. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Thank god they stopped the guy creaming things before he got past corn. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Reposting because even though the show I originally became a Max Fun member for changed directions, I’m keeping my membership specifically to help out Dr Gameshow. I guess what I’m saying is that Manolo needs to pivot the show to rewatching Star Trek now. 110
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Don’t talk to me until I’ve drained all the fluid from my ear into this mug 000
Reposted by LasersapienCartoon Brew @cartoonbrew.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Check out a first look at Disney’s ASL re-animated songs from 'Encanto,' 'Frozen 2,' and 'Moana 2,' coming to Disney+ next week. The studio reworks key musical sequences using performance-driven signing. www.cartoonbrew.com/music-videos... 12888384
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026This is what my 5-year-old was making during @drgameshow.bsky.social just before calling me “the worst” live on mic 132
Reposted by LasersapienAllison Pregler 📼🎃 @allisonpregler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026So far this movie is not living up to the grand promise the cover presents. 1810314
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 15/03/2026This is probably what Absolute Kite-Man is gonna look like. 001
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 07/03/2026“Put on your shorts and t-shirts and grab a hammer and play outside” My neighbors apparently 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026We can increase the popularity of manga by introducing a companion strobe light to be used while reading. It’s just like anime now. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Subscribed the the Wife With Ads edition of Marriage 000
Reposted by LasersapienQuest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Here's Wario's audio from the PAL version 68516
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 08/01/2026“I’d get away with it too, if it weren’t for you metaling kids!” says the villain before turning into solid gold in my new weekly crime-solving cartoon, The Mighty Midas Touchers. 001
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 19/12/2025My child created her own elf on the shelf out of desperation. This thing is this close 🤏 to being brought to life by a child’s wish. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 10/12/2025My daughter asked me to draw a heart with girl things 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We need to start measuring the size of parade balloons in Trojan soldiers. 000
Lasersapien @laserbelt.bsky.social · 25/11/2025Imagine the chitinous bone prison of Dwayne Johnson surrounding your body in an ever tightening grip. That’s why The Rock is harder to break out of than Alcatraz. 000
