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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times]

@larvalstage.bsky.social
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by day sculpture fabricator and restorer. by night activities include sculpture, RPGs, visual design and other anomalies both online and off. he/sidhe/they

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 20h
If you do like public executions you should be excluded from polite society.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 21h
Nebulous Cloud.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it's a do and a don't at the same time
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
not jealous since we have him and the nazi bar doesn't 👻 you're the one who seems to be simultaneously claiming he's a big star, but somehow he needs to go looking for his fans instead of them looking for him. or maybe you just feel he isn't catering to bigots and xenophobes enough.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
you're playing havoc with my understanding of the Summers family tree
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
craven cowardice a spine made of soft tofu a brain made of dried tofu a soul made of rancid yak fat [recipe continued on next page]
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*effective way
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
apparently none of them attended school or had childhoods, because the most effective to encourage a bully to bully you even more is to immediately give in to their initial demands.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
certainly feels like the wheels have come off and they're grinding along on just the hubs and making loud noises without real progress
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
it's become easier since they essentially became one pustulant, tumorous growth
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
technically correct, which everyone knows is the best type of correct.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
that's an excellent point; he obviously has no fans here and there's no way that his fans would be able to find him where he's already posting and go there (ie here), so he might as well bring more business to the nazi bar because otherwise the fans won't be able to find him. 👍🏾
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i can watch fascists, racists, and nazis receive preferential treatment without helping subsidize them by doing it from a distance, thank you. and yes, i also do not touch substack links either. i don't require total purity, but any org that knowingly funds nazis and the like is step too far for me.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i should post more art, but i have cutting back a bit on the doomposting
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a whole year where she had the funds to run for governor, like most Mainers
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
she was running for governor, i'm very confident she had the funds to pay out of pocket even if she wasn't insured (which would have been a good follow-up question)
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
her what now? is there any evidence of her possessing such a thing?
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
none of the people i know using LLMs have the newest cutting-edge models, but they're finding last month's models are often not good enough at non-coding technical tasks (setting aside that coding also requires lowering standards). ask a model the same question 3 times, get 3 different answers.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
great, i was hoping Hoggle's big brother would be enlisted to use his Merde's Touch to make Skydance even worse... (okay, that's a lie; i was hoping Blobby Cokedick would just fade away, damnit)
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
would it be Bigmouth Strikes Again by The Ironworkers?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Banned Books - Gator Days
Banned Books - Gator Days

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Panel 1

Olivia and Gustopher are at the library. The Library is having a special event for books that have been banned in the past. Dora the librarian is stacking books with titles like "BOOK", "Boogers", "Tales", "Can you", "read this" and "Word". Olivia has a great interest in forbidden knowledge and has been browsing what's available. She's found a book called "Salt Box" and has an important question for the librarian.

Olivia: Miss Librarian! Why was this book banned?

Dora: Vulgar Language.

Panel 2

Dora makes a shocked expression and holds her hands to her face. This is the only way she can express how depraved the book is.

Dora: The word "butt" is used.... FIFTEEN TIMES!

Panel 3

Dora looks down to the children to gather their reaction. Internally, Gustopher is wondering if Dora meant "but" with one "t" or "butt" with two. Olivia immediately assumes it's the latter.

Behind them is a poster promoting banned books week. There is a cartoon book that's smiling and saying "I'm forbidden!" He's booky the banned book. He was specifically banned for being made using the darkest of magic. He's also kind of rude.

Panel 4

Olivia is excited about the book. This leads Gustopher to assume that "butt" was indeed spelled with an extra "t".

Olivia: Now I have to read it.

Dora: Oh noooo... I'll help you check it out.
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Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror 🎃 @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i think quite well is highly dependent on what you're trying to use it for and how low your standards are. for example there's an ever-growing list of lawyers, judges, scientists, and teachers who are finding out that quite well is a potentially career-ending level of quality...
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
techbros speedran the 20th century arc of going from "the company's owner is the actual designer of the technology" to "dumbass nepo-babies who know just enough to have someone else build it and then use their unearned reputation to get the funding to strangle all competitors" vulture capitalism
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 05/10/2026
If the Democrats win, they have to be ready to bring generational change. Reform the courts, eliminate the filibuster, expand the house, admit DC and Puerto Rico as states, pass a new voting rights act, and prosecute every single corrupt member of the Trump admin.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gleengleengleengleengleengleengleenGLEEN... gleen?
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i suspect that democracy is the last thing Zuckerberg wants, he's made that extremely obvious over the last decade
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so it's an ali-baba knock-off of the iSword?
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Alexander Chee @alexanderchee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know some folks won't read a Substack, so here's her same coverage at The Addison Independent: www.addisonindependent.com/2026/10/01/t...
addisonindependent.com
Terror in the Backyard: ICE’s shadow surges in Vermont
Liza Cochran, author of Brave Little Voices, delves deep into the Aug. 8 ICE raid of Mary Richards’s home in Cornwall.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
as one of the some folks thank you for the link.
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: Slutty Witch walks through a supermarket on her phone, her black cat Lord Nibbles at her feet. The vampire remarks, "Looks like everyone's a witch nowadays." Lord Nibbles jumps in his shopping cart. Panel 2: The vampire pushes the shopping cart with the cat inside and says to the witch "You should be glad. Witches are cool now." Panel 3: The vampire happily says, "Just like sucking people off is cool now, too!" Panel 4: Lord Nibbles in the cart looks mortified. "You've GOT to stop calling it that."
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i saw someone use tow the line in a professional release this past Friday nothing involved towing, so it was clearly out of lime
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
while i started using LibreOffice over a decade ago it's exactly this sort of approach and philosophy that originally convinced me to use it.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the possibilities are numinous
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love everything about their design, especially the tufted tail
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
does Nitro have a fondness for the boxes of Boomex?
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i still do tbh
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Qsy @qsy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You ever looked at a guy being alive and went "absolutely not" ? #art #weapon #swordtober
Five beatsticks.
The first thingie is an arming flail with three heads made of a length of chain and a weight each. It has two discs framing its handle, which is covered in blue leather.
The second thingie is a goedendag, it is made of a rough length of wood roughly the length of a baseball bat, with a flared iron cap topped with a broadhead spear tip.
The third thingie is a large flamberge greatsword, with a wave patterned blade featuring two downward curved parrying hooks and a ricasso partially covered in a leather wrap for handling. The hilt is elaborate in shape with two sets of quillions and a side ring with openwork hearts cut out of them, while the grip itself ends in a heart shaped pommel and is decorated with blue tassels.
The fourth thingy is a poleaxe, with a blued steel head and fittings. It has an axe bit and a cloven hammer head topped with a straight awl point, a languette that extends halfway down the shaft and into a shell motif handguard, and a long heel spike.
The fifth and final thingie is an arming flail, made of two lengths of wood hinged together with iron links and studded with large spikes. The handle is wrapped for most of its length with a leather thong.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
at least include one Honky-tonk Badonkadonk cover. for the children.
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A judge who's "loyal" to the president that picked them isn't a judge at all; just a fucking stooge—and that's exactly what these people are 90% of the time. Trump's just pissed it isn't 100%.
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Arden Powell @ardenpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you think an artist's style looks like AI but you can scroll back through their portfolio and see them doing the same work before 2020, congrats, you're not looking at an AI grifter. You're looking at one of the original victims whose entire style AI stole.
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How could those ads NOT be illegal? Argh! presswatchers.org/2026/09/the-polit…
presswatchers.org
The political equivalent of Trump shooting someone on Fifth Avenue | Press Watch
Trump using tax dollars for a campaign commercial should trigger every thinking American, even White House political reporters
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Io Dodds 🌘🏳️‍⚧️♾️ @iododds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TODAY ON IOSPHERE: Everywhere you look, automated systems are behaving like people — yet without the accountability or vulnerability a person usually bears. That's not coincidence. It's a central pillar of the AI industry, and I call it personhood arbitrage. iosphere.beehiiv.com/p/17-personh...
iosphere.beehiiv.com
#17: Personhood arbitrage
What happens to a society when the line begins to blur between products and people?
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
obviously even the tiniest amount of media literacy is unnecessary for running a media empire
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
for me it was a pretty good place to follow a bunch of artists and experts before Stankface bought it and remodeled it into a nazi bar.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And stop trying to halt or discredit critics by conflating evil AI (gen AI, conversational AI, AI-powered surveillance systems, etc.) with other helpful or innocuous forms of AI. You know perfectly fucking well what we're talking about.
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em dash surrealiuS ⚙️_⚙️ [a brighter future for darker times] @larvalstage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i whinnied at that one
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026
I actually don't think the Republican Senator mixed up "Hawks" and "Hawkeyes." Going by his own statements, it appears his staff saw he went to a basketball game on that date and googled basketball games and found the only men's game that night in the whole country was in Atlanta.
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