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@larsforgothispw.bsky.social
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This is Lars. I forgot the password to my @larsthewanderer account. I hope everyone is doing well.

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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 3s
They went to the Yankees School of Defense.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 20h
Whew
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 20h
Yikes
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 20h
Same
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 20h
Try not to blow the game in the 4th, Valks.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 20h
lol yanks
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 21h
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 22h
My Amazon product preferences window would say "Not wearing pants"
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 22h
Also, there will be three of them. And instead of deploying them after the lander has touched down, the copters will be dropped in the air prior to landing. Either turn on or go splat.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 22h
New Mars Copters with loin clothes! www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/nasa-te...
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NASA Tests Featherweight Radar Antenna for SkyFall Mars Helicopters | NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL)
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 22h
When the Giants would tear through the playoffs every other year, I'm sure people were pissed about it. But it's different this time because it's me! 😜
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 23h
losers
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 23h
OTHER TEAM'S BULLPENS ARE FAILING ME!
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We've all seen fire and rain, James.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If there is another pandemic, I can just imagine what the batshit right-wing cure is going to be this time. "Just shove a pickle up your ass and whistle Dixie while saluting a confederate flag! Big Pharma doesn't want you to know this!"
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The pope is not saving them today.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tootblan
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus orders you to hit a homer here.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am actually a reptile.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/10/2026
rip to one of the coolest software engineers who ever lived
Margaret Hamilton standing next to a printout of code she and her team wrote for the Apollo program, which is as tall as she is
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
lol Donnie Re-sign!
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BitterGiantsFan @bittergiantsfan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pork chops > Tomahawk chops #BeatLA
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It felt bad cheering for the Braves. They were the only two I could stand.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mikey Yaz has disappointed me!
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Nathan @nmccurley1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Obviously fuck the dodgers but every time I hear the crowd doing that fucking chant I am reminded that also fuck the braves
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Brandon @todayologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I dislike his Duck Dynasty-ass-looking face.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Figures that maga barbie would do a problematic gambling app commercial.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MORE LIKE CHRIS FAIL, AMIRITE!
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 06/10/2026
It’s especially good today because neutrinos are just so much fun to talk about. They’re little! They’re weird! They sneakily transform themselves to other flavors when no one is looking!
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol yanks
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol jim bakker died
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees playing defense with their butt cheeks.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
bah
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lol, that is too weird even for me! 😛
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'd be more worried about viruses and microbes unlocked as the Siberian permafrost melts than a bunch of idiots with test tubes.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hahahaha
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LOL this dumbass stadium
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The yanks play defense like those old infomercial actors.
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Carwash Infomercial
ALT: Carwash Infomercial
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Rub some stupidity on it.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't care. He can drop face-down any day now. The shit is going to get crazier as the election draw near. It's all bullshit.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Catcher's interference
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BLUNDERS!
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is like they were on the player creation page and said "I need this face to be more punchable!"
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All the white yankee dudes have the same douche face.
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Waving Pope Dashboard Doll
ALT: Waving Pope Dashboard Doll
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BUTTER GLOVE
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol stupid dodgers
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Munce Maxy
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Lars @larsforgothispw.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Snoopy's Cute Teehee Moment
ALT: Snoopy's Cute Teehee Moment
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Jose Carlos Fajardo @fuzyjoe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Golden State Valkyries holds up a sign in the fourth quarter of Game 1 of the WNBA Semifinals at Chase Center in San Francisco, Calif., on Sunday, Oct. 4, 2026. The Golden State Valkyries defeated the Las Vegas Aces 71-60. #valkyries #wnba #bayarea
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