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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Optimizing is not cool. All of my favorite conditions are decidedly sub-optimal. Borderline disastrous.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Definitely caught the depression (and how!)

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Your boy requires chutney.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We're having a special guest on the podcast this week.

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Rose-Colored Headphones @rchpodcast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you been keeping up with our mini-episodes on #Weezer? We‘ve been working chronologically through their entire discography, trying to make sense of… you know… The Weezer Of It All. It’s been… strange. Check out “Rose-Colored Headphones“ wherever you get podcasts!

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Thinking back on my life and remembering "that week I was really into salmon"

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just listened to an 18 minute podcast with 9 minutes of ads. I'll write the rest of the manifesto later but we'll start here.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had lettuce for the first time in months today. It's really good. I'm glad it's (probably) not poisoned at this very precise moment.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It calls to me. The film sees into my soul. I am filled with curiosity, and longing. There are throbbings... in various areas.

The feature-length film "Slam Dunk Ernest" for free on YouTube

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Ordering a nice heavy pile of lunch.

Buddy, you're doing god's work (gardening)

Look at them all. Barely conscious. Unwashed. Spouting nonsense... Improv troupes... Disgusting.

Extend your arms straight above your head and get a good stretch. That's the assignment today. Feel the little muscles crackling.

It's funny that companies are still trying to be cute in their branding like I don't automatically assume that they found a way to suffocate three puppies in order to deliver me a t-shirt.

Rose-Colored Headphones @rchpodcast.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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Out now: We dive into the world of #Phish with Mike Ayers, author of an excellent oral history of the ‘90s jam band scene. Ralph had a hard time with this one. Was he ultimately won over by these crunchy grooves? Tune in and find out!

book cover: SHARING IN THE GROOVE by Mike Ayers

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I understand that I have a seductive presence on here but please try to control yourselves.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Going to Ohio again today. In related news, I'm getting supernaturally good at holding my breath for long periods of time.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Always realizing, far too late, to my great dismay, that I am in need of a new belt.

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Not all pickles need to be dill. Can we talk about this?

Which, by the way, is PROBABLY MY FAULT.

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Balancing the karma by burning my workplace to the ground because the cafeteria ran out of pastrami.

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I seriously do want to be on the wall please don't tell anybody that I'm this delusional

Those are bigtime comedians. If I win, I get a plane ticket to either L.A. or Austin to do some shows.

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"Won". More accurately, me and Deepak moved on to the next round. It's a tournament. I'm high off of the show and saying I WON like a toddler. Pardon me, please. I am always hanging onto my self-control by a thread.

Ralph and Deepak. Don't you know them? I'll tell you who they are. They're winners. That's who they are.

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I forgot to mention that it was a competition, but I won.

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I get to perform in front of a lot of people tonight and I am going to make them SO FUCKING HAPPY who even cares what you think

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You just love some people, right? You just go "yup. I get it. No explanation required."

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Seriously though the desk hasn't been tiny for years. There's room for a twin bed and a kitchenette on that thing. You could move into the tiny desk.

I'm cutting footage I took from the last show I helped produce. Comedy is the best thing on the planet. I know so many funny people near and far and it's just incredible to me that we are allowed to access this amount of joy. Alright bye. Back to the mine.

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My friends sometimes tell me I'd like somebody because they also play music and it's like saying I'd like them because they use a pen to write things down

Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Just remembered this guy. I blame all of you for what's happened to my mind.

About to buy a 40 (of peanut butter)

They're making the phones fold now so that we can fit more tasks and/or content on the screen. That's good. The brain gun can hold more bullets now.

Oh, your friends are mad at you? Awww. You'll make new ones.

Any mental health content that doesn't ultimately lead us to go into the world and enjoy each other is doing us a disservice. Go out there and play with your friends, honey.

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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Stockholm syndrome also applies to "it gets really good around Book 4"

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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life

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I looked in the mirror and then I smiled at myself like I'm happy to see me (I am)

You can't have "junior" in front of your job title and have anyone take you seriously. "Junior Emperor of the Known Universe". Haha. He's just a little guy.

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Alright. Just a little bite.

I forgot I added the peepee water part at the last second and I might regret it. We don't know. We're all talking it over. Me and my mind gremlins.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Had a nice little bomb on stage. A cozy bomb. No regular people there. Just funny people who know each other's jokes already. We were joyful, but no one survived. We held each other as the ship sank into peepee water.

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I have been helping produce a stand-up show and I've decided that tonight (the night before) I will produce 5 or 6 music bumpers to play between acts. I'm going to need some of you guys to arm yourselves, hunt me down, and stop me before it's too late.

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Ralph @largeproduct.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Almost everyone who has ever lived is dead but we all know at least one guy who's like "I'm the one who gets to live forever, and also, I see no problem with this"