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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇

@lapsoirium.bsky.social
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(he/him) Detroit -> ATX, Autistic/ADHD, Music Lover, Socialist, Dad, Grandpa, Geek, Lifetime Pistons Fan. Billionaires should not exist. #antiracist #antifascist #LGBTQally

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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 50m
I once got hooked on the stuff during a particularly bad allergy season and it was a nightmare to kick...worse than cigarettes.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 59m
Whatever you do, don't start taking Afrin.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 3h
Start with the oligarchs and work your way down.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 3h
You’re more powerful than you know. Also everything is going to work out exactly as it is meant to. You got this. 🫂
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 3h
Jesus, the guy from The Bible: "Rich guys will all burn in hell ha ha" American Christian fundamentalists who believe Jesus was the son of the lord god above: "Mo' money!"
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 3h
“Smart people” can sound so dumb sometimes.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 3h
The batteries are stored in the “belly”.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13h
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 14h
Ohhh I see what you’re saying and yes.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 15h
I hope you didn't get tickets to Pam's Labyrinth. It's pretty greasy.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 15h
Shit, let's return to the old ways and have a six hour phone call.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 16h
I think it's cool that they caught a shadow of his hairdo behind him like that.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 17h
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Chris Farley's Mind Blown Reaction
Alt: Chris Farley is lifting up his sunglasses to see clearly Mind Blown Reaction
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 18h
1 of 1
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Titania @titaniasrealm.bsky.social · 22h
Witchy squirrels on a vintage Halloween card
Illustration depicting two witchy squirrels making a potion in a cauldron. They are surrounded by other woodland animals in costumes. There is a tree in the background and a full moon.
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WNBA @wnba.com · 20h
SHE IS THE STANDARD. 🏆 A record-extending FIVE Kia MVP awards for No.22! A'ja Wilson becomes the FIRST PLAYER in WNBA history to win MVP in three consecutive seasons, adding another milestone to an already unmatched resume. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 19h
Power Lines Drawing #131 (Ferndale, MI) Original drawing for sale at my store 8" x 10" black ink on paper $250 USD marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/product/powe...
Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole and power lines
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21h
I have new books out! Back the kickstarter 🤌 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 21h
So you're saying neiiiiigh?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22h
Blue Root, herbal, Italy 15th century. Philadelphia, University of Pennsylvania, Rare Book & Manuscript Library
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 22h
Cowards
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 23h
It's okay, just remember not to forget anything. 😅
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 23h
I made blueberry muffins. I am now unstoppable.
Blueberry muffins on a stovetop
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LLCoolB @lynsib.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bye Yankees
Graphic of Ken Griffey, Jr. In the 90s wearing his navy warm-up pullover and backwards hat, smiling. Quote next to him says, "Is the Yankees were the last team, if they were the only team that gave me a contract ... I'd retire." (1995)
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The kids are alright. Keep going.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We were shown this in school, but ONLY if we had a signed permission slip. 😂😂
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Ari Ofsevit @ofsevit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Happy Yankees Elimination Day to all who celebrate!
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Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
ALT: Yankees Lose Da Yankees Lose
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This reminds me of how big the pit was when I saw Nirvana in 93, but with ants.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This reminds me of Theology class back at my christian school. I treated them as debate class (me vs the rest of the class usually...)
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I long for the reckoning. These people deserve justice.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dead 150 years, but still going strong. Marx is with you France, Spain and Brazil. Take back what is yours.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember handing friends 4 floppy discs to give them one song back in the mid 90's. 🥴
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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This Guy Look At This Guy
Alt: This Guy Look At This Guy
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Good job, Rays.
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Creight Photo 🌱☮️ @afewfromtheforest.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#ThankfulThursday from Pennsylvania 🍂
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what's your favorite thing about @sophianyx.bsky.social's prompts? The way they bring so many people together.
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Marcus @marcusjmerritt.com · 08/10/2026
Power Lines Drawing #99 (Detroit, Clairmount) Original drawing for sale at my store 8" x 10" black ink on paper $250 USD marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/product/powe...
Black ink drawing, silhouette of a utility pole with a broken streetlight and power lines
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Sparkly Secret Of Nimh
Alt: A crow saying "OOH, a Sparkly" to a mouse. Secret Of Nimh
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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FUGAZI THE ARGUMENT
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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sushi’s proud moment.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Homestar Runner: BALEEETED! Email
Alt: Homestar Runner: BALEEETED! Email
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is a great price for a beautiful album.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jimmy Talario owes me money!!
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He clearly needs more testosterone. Like a whole bunch.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm really sorry if anyone wakes up next Friday in Toledo, Ohio.
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This voicemail started out normally, but went full number station/sleeper agent activation.
role, if you're interested, is, calling you on December 8, 9, 4, 9, 8, 4, 8, 8, 8, 9, 4, 9, 8, 4, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8, Thank you have a great day.
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Order of the Blazing Horse @oobh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
5:30pm EST today! www.youtube.com/live/VC-rMEm...
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Pistons Pre-Seasoning ft Megan Gailey
YouTube video by Order of the Blazing Horse
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You probably need to use more packing tape.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
support my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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irium 🖖🏻🎃🦇 @lapsoirium.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know a video is great when the term "The feast of the ass" comes up. 😋
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Myths and Mysteries of the Early Christians
YouTube video by Tor's Cabinet of Curiosities
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