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Mm, hmm. I'm not sure I'd recommend it. You're a warrior I respect, but I'd probably do terrible things to a maid no matter what.

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hhhoorgh. I'll need some medical help after this, but it's fine... I had a good fight! That's all that matters in this second life!

Ohoh? I'll consider it, maybe... (stroking his chin.)

Ha-! (one more blow to blow before he finally drops onto his knees, coughing out a bit of blood.) oogh- hoh. hah.

I don't want to wear one, but a good looking woman wearing one is another thing.

You keep those frilly shits away from me.

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(blow for blow! blood for blood! he can feel his skull crack a little when he meets her kick with a headbutt, but he can't stop! a swing for the gut! a swing for the gut! a swing for the gut!) hahahaaha! (... he'll likely crumple on his own in a bit.)

I can tell! Felt like I was felling an actual tree! (gritting his teeth, caeneus swings his own fist to meet the blow, knuckles cracking under pressure as he swings his other fist towards her gut.)

The heart is fickle. But I can see you're the type who wouldn't listen to a harsh truth, so I won't bother.

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"She's plenty loyal except when she's not", I see, I see, the forgiving type. Ha.

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That woman's got no loyalty! Have no expectations for her.

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(this time the sweep is expected, so while it connects, he can at least block a little before hopping back, panting.) You're one heavy woman, phew.

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Not on your life, giant warrior-! (here comes the foot, just like he wanted. instead of taking the hit, he wraps his arms around it, using barghest's own motional force and his strength to try and lift her up- just to slam her right back down.)

enemy of the state @smokingmirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

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I only like women. If it makes you feel any better, I like it when they make a lot of money. Like, ok million dollar CEO wife, what do you want for dinner?

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Matthew du Fontaine @beyondthegraysky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You can say you're a top. It's okay.

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(scratching his nonexistent balls while wearing his straight pride shirt.)

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I only like men if it's me up their ass.

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. alright.

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I'll have to tell her we can't see each other anymore, ugh. Annoying.

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The throne makes sure we look good unless there's some bullshit legend that makes us not look good. Ain't much more to it.

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Depends on the wine. Some piss in the bottle from the pantry? I'd pass. The good stuff though, hmmm...

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A tyrant stands alone. But I've some people I can rely on.

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Whatever the gods say can't hurt me. I've already been dealt the greatest indignity! Now I just don't give a shit.

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Eeeh? What do they say about me there? Hope Poseidon fears my name.

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I'm not some stupid harpy like you! I need something better than this soap opera shit.

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No, the humans are just being boring.

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I got her into the trouble, but I'll only help if I'm called! Gyahahaha, I'll have my fun watching.

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—𝐍𝐢𝐲𝐨 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞 @shepherdmagus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Must be that time of the month. You're an innocent lamb, after all.

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Guys, why is Musashi upset with me?

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