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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 14h
in the same vein, I love being strong I love eating I love not counting calories I love having big boobs I love not being on a GLP1 I love not body checking🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 14h
I love being educated I love having a college degree I love reading nonfiction I love being ambitious and having a career I love not depending on a man for anything I looooveeee being a lesbian and not subscribing to the patriarchy in any way🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18h
stalking my TikTok reposts from 2023 and oh my god that girl was mentally ILL
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK YOU BATMAN FUCK YOU AMANDA WALLER STOP CHASING ME!!!!!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mayhem Mode in Lego Batman is like “oh ya since you’re a villain you only have 2 minutes to walk around Gotham until Batman and Robin get you, also Amanda Waller is sending in every fucking villain in existence to kill you. Oh! Also you don’t have a car and you can’t grapple. Have fun! 🤩”
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jupiter #bb28 @jxpiter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
put morgan pope and jag baines on the next season of survivor and give them powers #bb28
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Treyreloaded: School Hallway Scene
Alt: dramatic smug gif
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lesbian rizz transcends the lord
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the music from the Twilight Syndrome Murder Case is soooo scaryyyyy
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this jury is too racist and misogynistic to do anything interesting fuck all y’all #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drew playing the whole game to get second place and ended up getting third #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate Devens I hate survivor I hate everyone who loves white men #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I knew I’d be disappointed tonight #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I genuinely cannot believe the amount of people I know personally who are under 40 who have developed brain tumors… and the number of those people 30 and under is fucking insane
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crying at work within the first hour then having to reveal to news to my boss and coworkers and making them all cry immediately as well happy Thursday !
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love Hajime Hinata soooo much I sure hope nothing bad happens to him!!!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SHE HAS ARRIVED
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
perf thanks!!!!
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WrestleYourTrembles @wrestleurtrembles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Big day tomorrow! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there’s not an episode tonight, right? #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astrocartography says both me and my fiancé would thrive in Denver CO 👀
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not Madison Beer sampling Marceline on her new album lol
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am not a doctor. I am not a lawyer. There’s nothing about my job that is that serious. Leave me the fuck alone.
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whyyyy is my boss texting me at fucking 8:30pm oh my godddd LEAVE ME ALONE
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pym @pym.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just NEED Devens to lose #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
she is!!!! And thank you!!!!🩷🩷
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEW LAYOUT BC MY FIANCE JUST ORDERED ME THE DANGANRONPA 3 FUTURE AND DESPAIR ARC ANIME ON DVD EEEEEEE
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss Danganronpa
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cece 🧸 @realitycece.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
YAAAAY NOW WE'RE ALL UNHAPPY 🥳 #BB28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this season has rly made me not like Angela wtf is her problem #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DREW IS SUCH A FUCKING DUMBASS #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sry I rly have become one of those women who’s like “I KNOW MORE ABOUT MARILYN MONROE THAN YOU DO🔪”
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just learned who Lili St. Cyr is… further proof Marilyn Monroe likes women
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Young Sheldon is a fun family sitcom until you hit season 5 and it becomes horror
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
like why did we do an eviction on a Monday ???? #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can’t believe there’s an entire statutory rape plot line in Young Sheldon
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this is why I lowkey can’t stand straight women #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so if I get on Big Brother then James Gunn can see me and he’ll be like omg Milly’s twin! Then I can get cast as Powergirl
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Big Brother 18: Jozea's Scenarios
ALT: Big Brother 18: Jozea's Scenarios
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mars @mothmn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
DREW CAMPBELL BITCH I HATE YOU I HATE THAT STUPID ASS GRIN DREW CAMPBELL WHEN I CATCH YOU!!!!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drew holding down the title of biggest idiot, Melody holding down the title of biggest clown #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Drew’s gonna do what Devens tells him and once again a failed shot at the icons this is so fucking stupid #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ugh Melody you’re wrong about putting up Yash #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
THATS FOR ALL THE HATERS WHO SAID MELODY CANT DO SHIT AHAHA #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SHOW EM MELODY HELL YEAH!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everyone is far too mean to Melody and it does feel misogynistic #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Need to rewatch Wicked STAT
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
every time Justin Bieber posts a photo of him smoking a cigar with a glass of red wine I get fomo
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Rey @reycarpenter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’d have a Chima style meltdown if production lost my clothes. If I’m losing clothes, you’re losing sound & audio equipment! #BB28
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lia 🌙 @daughterofcosmos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
women are so beautiful
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
lol whatever helps y’all sleep at night
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lulu 💖 @louisesmist.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no zionist could ever write downtown
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