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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve started rewatching The Big Bang Theory
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the amount of people who will apply for a job but not attach a resume……..
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK YOU BATMAN FUCK YOU AMANDA WALLER STOP CHASING ME!!!!!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Drew playing the whole game to get second place and ended up getting third #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SHE HAS ARRIVED
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
whyyyy is my boss texting me at fucking 8:30pm oh my godddd LEAVE ME ALONE
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I miss Danganronpa
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
STOP TALKING ABOUT SURVIVOR I DONT CARE!!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tw // danganronpa spoilers TERUTERU CONFIRMED DEAD THANK GODDDDD
Screenshot of new danganronpa 2x2 trailer showing Mikan in a class trial with Teruteru’s portrait showing he’s dead
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FINALLY!!!!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
haunted by them….
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Rachel saying her favorite players this season are Dee and Devens…. #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
no one has time to watch the feeds or comment on the blatant racism running rampant in that house but he’s got time to make a video about dwts alright!! #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
worked out for the first time in like a month
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
6 hours straight of meetings today and I already have to pee so bad
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
WAITTT 👀👀 #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
fuck they’re rly gonna get me to watch unlocked by giving me Josh #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I CANT BELIEVE IT WE RLY WON #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Personally I love living in drewlusion #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
watching the interview of Rome talk about how backing Jason into a corner and humiliating him at the tea party was completely unnecessary and mean for no reason #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
pls Jason pls pls pull out another win #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
it’s amazing that all Jason had to do to win me over is beef with an annoying man like suddenly I’m suchhhh a stan #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Whole house has cyclospora
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
wrestleGASM ????? #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Kamu’s requested music is literally on my religious trauma playlist I’m cryingggg #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
excited to watch Rome get evicted tonight #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
OK ILL ADMIT IT I think Lyric’s baby voice strategy is disgusting and I still don’t fw Jason #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Rome crying gives me the ick #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I rly do not fw Jason at all and I haaaateeeee when I can’t root for the only gay person #bb28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
goodbye morning NPR, hello BB live feed updates 🙂‍↕️
Screenshot of Rob Has a Podcast: We Know Big Brother
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Having a butch/masc is like having a bad child that doesn’t listen” can’t relate my girl would never embarrass me she knows better
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
RACHEL?!?!!!!! #BB28
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Big Brother betting pool has been made… the season is so close I can taste it
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It’s fascinating having a current celebrity look alike and learning exactly which of my physical features would be scrutinized if I was famous
A concerned looking Abby Lee Miller
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I miss having an android so fucking much
Woman crying at 9/11 memorial
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
MONTOYA IS FUCKING BARBARA WHILE SHE’S STILL TECHNICALLY WITH JIM HAPPY PRIDE
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
just get through today just get through today
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
WAIT A THIRD SIBLING HAS HIT THE TOWER?! TARA?!?!!!!! 😭😭
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
MY GIRLSSS 😭🩷
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Jeff Probst accidentally spoiling Survivor 50… you know what show that literally couldn’t ever happen on?
Julie Chen dressed as a meatball
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ohh so now we’re at the part of my Saturn return where people from my past are trying to come back….. riiiight right right….
picture of Lauren from BB27 staring out at the backyard with the caption “Lauren is scared”
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
flabbergasted that Teen Mom is painting Nelson as Cory’s wise friend
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
NOOO THEY’RE BROTHERS?!?!!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
watching a Malcolm in the Middle episode about the advance class teacher deciding to publicly rank the children based on their intelligence
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
no cause is that cruise ship actually gonna start another pandemic
Nervous Homer Simpson
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
that’s twin
Francis from Malcolm in the Middle
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
if Netflix buys it…. I fear big brother is over forever……
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
WHY IS NETFLIX TRYING TO BUY THE BIG BROTHER HOUSE?!
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I need a drink
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lizard @lapislazzu.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I was 23… she was 35…. I was spiralin out… and she was so alive
Carrie Bradshaw wistfully smoking a cigarette
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