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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'll have you know I don't watch Rick and Morty and get drunk anymore. Now I'm watching House. Also drunk. I've also been out running two days a week, so... idk, progress.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"You'll have time if you make it" will earn you a punch in the mouth from me. Can you guys tell the anger is my primary emotion right now? I need to come down, goddamn.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm not usually this guy, but there's an app for this. Paprika. Scans the website, removes ALL the bullshit, and deposits a clean recipe in a simple list for you to click on as needed.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

My neighbor cannot come over every day. He can't. I don't understand why he thinks he can. What does he think my life is? Like, I'm not working and doing shit every single waking hour? I cannot sit on my stoop and talk for 45 minutes every day. I am not your wife.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I am continually shocked by this condition, which is apparently the norm - teachers teaching stuff they don't know. It seems to me that you can't actually do this. Teachers should have degrees in subjects, THEN learn to teach, not the other way around. I was roaming a community college once...

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One thing about knowing youre dumb is that it doesn't hurt that much when life shows you how dumb you are. You knew it already, so you just throw up your hands and keep going.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A Buddhist from a not-western country who I have come to know a little has been advising me. She talks about an acceptance of your fate, for lack of a better world, which is your nature in the world. Your nature is trained and inherent, but fighting it only hurts you. I hope I have this right.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

No, no no. I'm absolutely heartbroken today and for some reason I have no one to tell. I'm embarrassed and hiding, so it's going on the internet. My chest feels empty and vacuous. If anyone has something to say, say it to me.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Ok, well, I guess I'm back on my bullshit with the Skarsgards and then of course also Joel Kinnaman.

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Joel Kinnaman's Scream in Silent Night

ALT: Joel Kinnaman's Scream in Silent Night

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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Everything is terrible, but look at this pig

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Turns out, I'm enraged today too. I'm mad at other people today though. laocooncitheronia.substack.com/p/anger?r=2z...

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Anger

and its dissipation

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

It means "if you want to teach people to read, we will require you also to let them watch a little bit of propaganda. We promise it will be ok. Just a little. Sure, you can think critically about it if you want! Because propaganda totally doesn't work just through constant exposure."

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I have often been embarrassed to be an American, but never so deeply reddened in shame as I am of Donald Fucking Trump. He's a fool and a con man. He has no integrity and represents the very worst that humanity has to offer. I hate him.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Combined my bowline with a clove hitch and this bad boy today to solve all my rope-related problems. NEW KNOT! Also - knots have nothing to do with manliness. www.artofmanliness.com/skills/outdo...

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My New Favorite Knot

Discover the Alpine Butterfly knot: an incredibly useful knot that can withstand heavy loads and make camping easier!

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

They know full fucking well that we needed those workers. Mexicans were a huge portion of the working class and they were GREAT at it. Who is going make up the difference in manpower? Christian nationalist abortion bans are pro-natalist for economic reasons, too. You are a breeding cow to them.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

What do you do when you are so wrecked tired that you can't do another fucking thing but you are also incapable of relaxing and it is not bedtime?

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This is the kind of afternoon I'm going to have. A little goes a long way.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

When the windshield on my old beater sedan cracks, it's a thousand dollars. When the windshield on the brand new, enormous, rental Canyonero shatters, suddenly windshield installation is exactly the same price as my deductible, which is 400 dollars. You can't help feeling that this shit is a scam.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Im sad again. Man, I'm a big mopey fuck right now. I hate myself and I can't seem to figure it out.

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Satanic Planet @satanicplanet.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Over 4000 outraged signatories have added their names to a petition to take down video for Satanic Planet single "Sam Alito's Mom"

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

"you have to admit, AI is useful for--" no i don't. no one needs to hold the devil's pitchfork and think of what it could poke

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I have a bunch of hopeful feelings crawling up my leg and I'm trying to shake them off but goddamn they got hooks

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

TST offers free telehealth visits and medication abortions in three states.... and now a fourth. Hail Satan.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I've been watching Lie to Me. Idk, man, it might be trash, but I like it.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

My neighbor just installed a backup sump for me for the price of parts. The kindness of people wants to stop my heart for some reason. I feel like a scary abyss of gratitude. Being cared for has never been a strong suit. I never know what to do with it except cry.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

And then, I found a new leak in my roof. I am so carefree and grounded, so full of abundance. I am not wandering the wasteland. I am so full of life and love. Right? I am not down to my last ten cents and my last nerve.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I am sitting here abdicating all my responsibilities. I wish it was more a choice than a necessity. This week has been punishing with little end in sight. Trying to keep going.

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Sparkling Blue Night Sky

ALT: Sparkling Blue Night Sky

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

It's been raining for four days straight and it's about to rain for four more. The airport is shut down, basements are flooding, the power is out, tornadoes, trampolines in trees. People are fucking scrambling all over the place. If the power goes out again, i'm going to be completely fucked.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I just did a caulk job because it said no rain and it rained. I find I can't trust the weather report anymore. The caulk is a huge fucking mess and I am so, so, so fucking angry.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The problem with starting your day at 430am is that, by 430pm, you're fucking shot and you can't go to bed because that's embarrassing and you'll just end up starting tomorrow at 230am.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

My mailman is really too hot to be a mailman. He's a porno mailman and it's unreasonable. I'm becoming some kind of trope and I don't care.

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My Man Mail Man from Rick and Morty

ALT: My Man Mail Man from Rick and Morty

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Let me tell you this - you cannot afford to get divorced. But the real advice is that you can't afford to get married. Mortgage assumption? Yeah, it's gonna cost you. A lot. They aren't going to tell you that when you call the first time. Motherfuckers.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

If we could get some weather than exists between "tornado and six inches of rain in ten minutes better hide and pray" and "two-month drought where animals drop dead on the pavement," that would be amazing. I remember when it just rained sometimes and it was nice.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Alright, I have to make a very difficult phone call. My guts are averting so hard they are almost leaving my body. I have to pick up the phone.

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Boy's Scary Reaction

ALT: Boy's Scary Reaction

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Should I go upstairs to get my faux-chicken sandwich out of the airfryer during this tornado, or naw?

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Whoop, this tornado is gonna be a bad one. If you don't hear from me again, remember how deeply cool I am.

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Laocoon @laocooncitheronia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Kudos to me who, upon getting out of the car at the grocery store thought "this is hail coming," turned around, went home, put the car in the garage and just barely got inside before getting hit with hail>golf ball. I'm afraid my house might break it's so big. Saved myself one headache at least.

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