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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️

@langhuck.bsky.social
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public dork. southeast missouri music person. professional lurker. they/them. 🏳️‍⚧️ doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 1h
KEYS TO THE GAME
- DON'T GIVE UP RUNS TO THE ROCKIES
- SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE ROCKIES
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 8h
me, updating the pronouns in my work email signature:
a screenshot from the Garfield and Friends cartoon with Nermal on a pedestal and the text GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 10h
bsky.app/profile/lang...
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 10h
fun fact: these are the pants I was talking about in that one thread (linked below)
the poster in a gray and white patterned top and green pants
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 15h
post a meme made by you this one is for about four people
an edit of that one Kevin Hart meme with Patrick Harper from the Sharpe's Rifles TV movie series holding his seven barreled Nock gun and yelling, with the text, 

"THIS IS THE 95TH RIFLES BITCH"
"we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to the 33rd Regiment of Foot"

written over it
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
the maddest I've ever had anyone get in my Twitter mentions was when I made this joke about Blake Snell:
a tweet by Nikki Haley, who posted "12 fellas down, 1 to go", quoted by me, saying, "Blake Snell at the start of the 5th inning:"
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"uh you know Blake Snell was actually 5th in the majors in quality starts in 2023" who gives a shit
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
iirc it was something to do with the primaries or the debates
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
well gently caress you, buddy
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's shirt smonday
the poster in a black and white shirt and black jeans
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Batman Returns in the theater
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
so i guess all the way down here in post 15 my point is maybe: if you’re trans you should come out. yes, even now. you should give transition a try for the sake of your self. and if you already came out, despite ways it’s made life harder (not your fault!) ask yourself: what else am i capable of?
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's skirt Saturday
the poster in a red shirt and black pinstriped knee length skirt. my wife actually made this skirt years ago and she's jealous that it now fits me better. (if she's reading this alt text, love you 😘)
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
youtu.be/EW1pxrW7_4I?...
youtu.be
Kids in the Hall - Sorry...
YouTube video by Parachute Adams
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
shameful of them to stoop to platforming Tony's killers
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haven't posted a 5x5 in a minute
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
maybe this will make it to streaming at some point? who knows, man. I only just now got around to adding a cover image, the songs have been done for months. motivation to do music stuff is kind of in the crapper right now.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it's Bandcamp Friday and this has been sitting in my drafts for way too long. there was gonna be more to it but some of that didn't work out. there's some other stuff in the pipeline but who knows when that'll happen on account of circumstances doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com/album/tiny-t...
doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com
Tiny Towns, Basement Sounds, by Double Hell Death Match
6 track album
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're gonna need a bigger bonk
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get you a them who can do both
the poster in a 3XL blue-green ombre shirt that says BRING THE HEAT across the chest. whaddya think they got on under there? (it's shorts. pervert.)
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they's a them, in a red leather jacket they's a gem, in a red leather jacket
the poster in a white button up shirt, brown pants, and a red leather jacket
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"'olding up a big soign, why 'at's unspor'ing, it is!" - citizen of a country where the football chants use racial slurs from before my grandparents were alive
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big fan of feeling more confident in my body and feeling good about wearing clothes and putting my little outfits together every day
the poster in a red and white mostly unbuttoned shirt with a black undershirt and black jeans. you can see a lil bit of tummy peeking out.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
went to Aldi and got some of that girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I m-
a can of "Gridlock Paradise" energy drink from Aldi
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sundays are for big shirt little shorts
the poster in a big green Kitty Kat Fan Club shirt and olive green short shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a can of 1993 vintage Anheuser Busch disaster relief water. not my picture unfortunately, I stole it from the internet. but I definitely remember drinking this as a kid.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Stone Cold Steve Austin's Hell Yeah Moment
ALT: Stone Cold Steve Austin's Hell Yeah Moment
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of my favorite parts of my day is sending these pictures to my wife and getting her reactions
the bottom part of a picture of me and a reaction emoji of a smiling face with a buncha heartsanother picture of me with my wife's text reaction, "Ooh, nice. That black and gold one with the pockets would look good over leggings too (cat emoji)"
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm off work today and the kids are at school so we got a twofer
the poster in a purple and black vertical striped long sleeve top with black sleeves, and black leggings
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
65 degrees out means it's leggings season now
the poster wearing a black longish top with gold pattern on the sleeves and lower part, and black leggings. THE TOP HAS POCKETS, DID YOU NOTICE THAT. IT HAS POCKETS.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Ed Sullivan voice* really big shirt
the poster in a 2XL BTMI shirt and lil red shorty shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
342-412-330? only if it's 5/3
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"grammar school"
the scene from Inglourious Basterds where the English spy gives himself away by signing "three" incorrectly. similarly, by using the term "grammar school" instead of "elementary school", the garbage poster above has revealed themselves to be either a hundred years old, or English, or both.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"sexually suggestive" my ass. suck my shit from the back bluesky
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of stuff in the world is bullshit right now. but one of the things giving me joy is wearing a big ass band shirt that goes down to my thighs. highly recommended.
me in the 2XL Circle Jerks shirt from before. now you can't see the shorts. my feet are blurred. pervert.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got enough big ass band shirts from when I was fatter that I could probably do this all week
the poster in a black three sided long sleeve Circle Jerks tour shirt with olive green short shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we have something similar here, if you've ever called this venue anything but Riverport you're either a child or a tourist
Hollywood Casino Amphitheater (originally Riverport Amphitheatre and formerly the UMB Bank Pavilion and Verizon Wireless Amphitheater) is an outdoor concert venue in Maryland Heights, Missouri, near St. Louis.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's like a big white radish, hope this helps
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
the same as it's been since 1999 you guessed it "Slob On My Knob" by Tear Da Club Up Thugs
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no he wasn't. that isn't true.
the back of Jeff Suppan's 1997 Score baseball card, which reads, in part, "Jeff has been likened to a young Greg Maddux because of his build, poise, arsenal of pitches and knowledge of the game. And he is considered the heir apparent to Roger Clemens as the ace of the Red Sox staff."the front of Jeff Suppan's 1997 Score baseball card
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Nathan For You Dog
Alt: Nathan For You Dog
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want a them with a short shorts and a loonnnnng t-shirt
the poster wearing off white shorts under a 2XL SKA DREAM tshirt
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
out here in Sofi, hitting big doinks in Sofi big ole doinks gang
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not going to lie, my assumption was that she already had she also blocked me on twitter for liking a post critical of her so she is absolutely not beating the "soft as baby shit" allegations
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can feel you putting my dick inside your mouth
Trying to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth

UGK - She Luv It
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fiesta cat
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Slob On My Knob" by Tear Da Club Up Thugs
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
new greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life just dropped www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8TNssAV/
tiktok.com
#judas #judaspriest #painkiller #metal #metalhead
TikTok video by Mello
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
honestly my first thought was of the great outdoor fight guy who did recumbent tai chi
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