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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️

@langhuck.bsky.social
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public dork. southeast missouri music person. professional lurker. they/them. 🏳️‍⚧️ doublehelldeathmatch.bandcamp.com

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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's the album Supporting Caste by noted Canadian music band Propagandhi
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
absolute scrib doon
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
listen sometime I just wanna look like a stereotype okay
the poster in a gray Deadpool crop top and green cargo pants
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
it's shirt and shorts Sunday
the poster in a black and white horizontal striped shirt and white shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ichiro and Minilla from All Monsters Attack with a speech bubble superimposed
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"I kind of look like I'm going to a lesbian marching band's summer wedding" "That is an extremely lesbian shirt" "I'm pretty sure it's what Daniel Craig was wearing in that one picture"
the poster in a gray jacket with buttons, black sleeveless top, and lighter gray capris. you can't see it but the jacket has some white piping embellishments on the shoulders
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
they should invent women's pants that have pockets that can hold a phone. just tossing a million dollar idea out there for anyone who wants it
the poster in a patterned top and mustard yellow pants (they have fake front pockets! boo!)
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
also got a couple of classics of the '90s
CDs of the Swingers soundtrack and Hotshot by Shaggy
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
wife called out of work today so we went to the thrift store and spent seven dollars on two shirts and then I ate a big messy burger
the poster in a red cowl neck asymmetrical top and black and gray striped skirtthe poster in a yellow sweater with ties at the neck like it's a hockey jersey or some shit. also black jeans.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEARTBREAKING: THE WORST BASEBALL TEAM OWNER YOU KNOW JUST MADE A GREAT POINT
Derek Jeter "destroyed" Marlins ballpark by removing home run sculpture, ex-team owner Jeffrey Loria says
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/lang...
a text exchange between me and my wife where I sent her a couple pictures of me in this outfit and she replied:

"Love the contrast--the more masc shorts with the tied up button down 🥰"

and I responded:

"thanks 😊"
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been working mostly late shifts this week (lame!) which is why you get to experience all of these fits the last few days (cool!). you're welcome.
the poster wearing a red plaid shirt tied off at the belly, black undershirt, and baggy gray Dickies shorts. they look like someone who might've skated in high school and just never bothered to update their fashion sense. but they didn't skate. they've never skated.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
KEYS TO THE GAME
- DON'T GIVE UP RUNS TO THE ROCKIES
- SCORE MORE RUNS THAN THE ROCKIES
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me, updating the pronouns in my work email signature:
a screenshot from the Garfield and Friends cartoon with Nermal on a pedestal and the text GET HIM OUTTA HERE!
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
fun fact: these are the pants I was talking about in that one thread (linked below)
the poster in a gray and white patterned top and green pants
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
post a meme made by you this one is for about four people
an edit of that one Kevin Hart meme with Patrick Harper from the Sharpe's Rifles TV movie series holding his seven barreled Nock gun and yelling, with the text, 

"THIS IS THE 95TH RIFLES BITCH"
"we clown in this muthafucka betta take yo sensitive ass back to the 33rd Regiment of Foot"

written over it
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's shirt smonday
the poster in a black and white shirt and black jeans
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's skirt Saturday
the poster in a red shirt and black pinstriped knee length skirt. my wife actually made this skirt years ago and she's jealous that it now fits me better. (if she's reading this alt text, love you 😘)
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
haven't posted a 5x5 in a minute
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we're gonna need a bigger bonk
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
get you a them who can do both
the poster in a 3XL blue-green ombre shirt that says BRING THE HEAT across the chest. whaddya think they got on under there? (it's shorts. pervert.)
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they's a them, in a red leather jacket they's a gem, in a red leather jacket
the poster in a white button up shirt, brown pants, and a red leather jacket
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
big fan of feeling more confident in my body and feeling good about wearing clothes and putting my little outfits together every day
the poster in a red and white mostly unbuttoned shirt with a black undershirt and black jeans. you can see a lil bit of tummy peeking out.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
went to Aldi and got some of that girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I mean girldick paradise I m-
a can of "Gridlock Paradise" energy drink from Aldi
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sundays are for big shirt little shorts
the poster in a big green Kitty Kat Fan Club shirt and olive green short shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a can of 1993 vintage Anheuser Busch disaster relief water. not my picture unfortunately, I stole it from the internet. but I definitely remember drinking this as a kid.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
one of my favorite parts of my day is sending these pictures to my wife and getting her reactions
the bottom part of a picture of me and a reaction emoji of a smiling face with a buncha heartsanother picture of me with my wife's text reaction, "Ooh, nice. That black and gold one with the pockets would look good over leggings too (cat emoji)"
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm off work today and the kids are at school so we got a twofer
the poster in a purple and black vertical striped long sleeve top with black sleeves, and black leggings
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
65 degrees out means it's leggings season now
the poster wearing a black longish top with gold pattern on the sleeves and lower part, and black leggings. THE TOP HAS POCKETS, DID YOU NOTICE THAT. IT HAS POCKETS.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*Ed Sullivan voice* really big shirt
the poster in a 2XL BTMI shirt and lil red shorty shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"grammar school"
the scene from Inglourious Basterds where the English spy gives himself away by signing "three" incorrectly. similarly, by using the term "grammar school" instead of "elementary school", the garbage poster above has revealed themselves to be either a hundred years old, or English, or both.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"sexually suggestive" my ass. suck my shit from the back bluesky
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a lot of stuff in the world is bullshit right now. but one of the things giving me joy is wearing a big ass band shirt that goes down to my thighs. highly recommended.
me in the 2XL Circle Jerks shirt from before. now you can't see the shorts. my feet are blurred. pervert.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I got enough big ass band shirts from when I was fatter that I could probably do this all week
the poster in a black three sided long sleeve Circle Jerks tour shirt with olive green short shorts
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we have something similar here, if you've ever called this venue anything but Riverport you're either a child or a tourist
Hollywood Casino Amphitheater (originally Riverport Amphitheatre and formerly the UMB Bank Pavilion and Verizon Wireless Amphitheater) is an outdoor concert venue in Maryland Heights, Missouri, near St. Louis.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
no he wasn't. that isn't true.
the back of Jeff Suppan's 1997 Score baseball card, which reads, in part, "Jeff has been likened to a young Greg Maddux because of his build, poise, arsenal of pitches and knowledge of the game. And he is considered the heir apparent to Roger Clemens as the ace of the Red Sox staff."the front of Jeff Suppan's 1997 Score baseball card
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want a them with a short shorts and a loonnnnng t-shirt
the poster wearing off white shorts under a 2XL SKA DREAM tshirt
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can feel you putting my dick inside your mouth
Trying to fit my whole dick and nuts inside your mouth

UGK - She Luv It
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
fiesta cat
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's the album Cognicide by Western Addiction. I'm actually listening to it right now.
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank you to everybody who has wished me a happy birthday today but especially to the 2014 Subaru Forester
an image of the screen from my car wishing me a happy birthday
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
TEISCO GANG BOTTOM TEXT
a red Teisco E-110
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
HEARTBREAKING: the worst baseball team owner you know just made a great point
Derek Jeter "destroyed" Marlins ballpark by removing home run sculpture, ex-team owner Jeffrey Loria says
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a panel of the character Teodor from the webcomic Achewood looking at a computer and saying, "Oh, sorry. You know how it is with Wikipedia."
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it is Tuesday my thudes (they/them dudes)
the poster taking a mirror selfie wearing a dark blue knee length dress with a brown jacket over it
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's true.
a screenshot from eBaseball Pro Spirits 2026 Star Player mode with the player character's wife Ano saying, "It's true. Paris really is the home of cakes!"
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
got my ass
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Leezus H. Christ 🏳️‍⚧️ @langhuck.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
got my ass
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