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Lance Mason

@lancemason.bsky.social
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Love my dog. Oldy time drummer.

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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Elmo Shrug
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I liked your past.😋
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Same bag of Halloween candy that cost 7 bucks the last year Biden was in office now costs 17 dollars at the end of Trumps second year in office this time around. But please MAGA. Tell me again how Trump is better for the economy than Biden was. Or Kamala could have been for that matter.
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Woman's Reaction: Idiots
ALT: Woman's Reaction: Idiots
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Check out the fem bot in the red dresses facial expressions.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This guy is fucking delusional.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
👍
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Be safe. You can always come stay here if it gets to crazy. I have a spare room.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You and I are about the same age. How come you still look like a highschool cheerleader. And I look like a hungover Homer Simpson?
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Gromit's Expressive Head Shake
ALT: Gromit's Expressive Head Shake
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Classic Batman Batusi Dance
ALT: Classic Batman Batusi Dance
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lemme get my straw.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll pack him a lunch.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah. Happy Birthday.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Man Fails Barrier Jump in Store
ALT: Man Fails Barrier Jump in Store
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn
ALT: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison Eating Popcorn
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think you are beautiful. Both inside and out. But most importantly. On the inside. Though you sure are easy on the eyes.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bought me some new drums. 😁
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Smitten Bunny Character
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
He shits all over Canada and other allies. Then rolls out the red carpet for Chinese leader Xi Jinping? How in the fuck do you square that bullshit MAGA? If that ain't some anti American shit I don't know what is. Seriously. Fuck this guy.
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
ALT: Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay fine. I'll take the brain surgery tools back to the pawn shop.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can you hear that? That's the sound of no Trump on TV. Ain't that total bliss. Ban some more news networks you fat bastard.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't they call that " State TV " ?
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I will never forgive the (no longer) friends who voted for him.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well. Seeing you walk down the beach would make my day beautiful. So I can only conclude. All the guys at the beach today had a beautiful day. 😊
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got it running. Thanks!
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi gang at Stephanie Miller Show. I connected ROKU to my TV to get FSTV but it isn't connecting. Any suggestions? HELP!
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Good morning to you.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I could have taken care of that for him for much cheaper.
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Hazmat Suit Spraying for Covid
ALT: Hazmat Suit Spraying for Covid
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No. But it certainly helps.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Tell me you've had sex with an animal without saying " I've had sex with an animal."
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I was in a heavy metal hair band. You think you looked stupid.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have Dish TV. (Satellite)
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My Television went out. So I bought a new one. It's a "smart" TV. But I'm setting it up as a dumb TV. Not connected to the internet. Because I'm not giving the corrupt corporate overlords what they want. Fuck um.
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Spongebob Says 'Yeah, I'm Not Doing That'
ALT: Spongebob Says 'Yeah, I'm Not Doing That'
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
So. Now. Thanks to the wonderful Trump supporters who helped put his fat ass back into office. Trying to eat healthy may kill me... Wonderful.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is there any law this guy can break that will actually get him arrested? Scratch that. Is there any law this guy hasn't broken?
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Should be any day now. Then we can all dance.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Ariele Sieling's Badger Camp: I Don't Wanna
ALT: Ariele Sieling's Badger Camp: I Don't Wanna
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Too funny.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Thirsty Raccoon Drinks Water Adorably
ALT: Thirsty Raccoon Drinks Water Adorably
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Morning!
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
< Never been chased. Just saying
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just paid $6,00 a gallon for gas. Ain't them egg prices great?
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Angry Birds Red's Frustrated Facepalm
ALT: Angry Birds Red's Frustrated Facepalm
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Liane Cartman: That Shouldn't Be A Problem
ALT: Liane Cartman: That Shouldn't Be A Problem
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You wouldn't happen to need a pool boy would you? Towel boy? Water boy? Chef? Lawn nome? I could be a lawn nome.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You know what will be fun? IF, the Democratic Party takes over control of the house and senate after this years midterm election. Just watch how fast the people working for and with Trump either flee the country. Or, turn states evidence to avoid prosecution by the law.
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Playful Clock Out Leaving Work
ALT: Playful Clock Out Leaving Work
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What kinda guy thinks. Yeah. Everybody hate me. I'm gonna give them more of me. ???
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
" Very " astute.
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And his grifting family too!
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Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Crazy? Naw... He's fucking fruitloop batshit looney tunes.
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