Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 07/04/2024@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Possibly the most unhinged internet ad I've ever seen. Immediately thought of Maintenance Phase. 020
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Calling this done, because I'm discovering that the way this tablet saves stuff means it's really hard to do subtle shading. A bunch of it disappears every time the screen re renders. Which makes it hard to learn if I'm doing it right or not. Still happy enough with it that I'm sharing it though. 😊 020
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 20/03/2024Carrying my cat with me to bed just so I can experience her abandoning me when we get there. 000
Reposted by LanceUncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 18/03/2024*Donald Trump voice* They're doing nasty things down there - very nasty things in a place called, they call it "Riften" - they call it that I actually call it the "Ratway", full of rats. Absolutely filthy. It's a disgrace. The jarl's a loser, not like me - not like my hold - not like Whiterun. 313824
Reposted by Lancescott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 04/03/2024If everybody is sad for no reason, the world has a “mental health” problem. But when everybody is sad for *legitimate* reasons, mental health has a world problem. 15594101
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 03/03/2024Had the most fucked up dream. My cat exploded. It was gory and vivid. Why my subconscious gotta torment me like this? 000
Reposted by LanceGhoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 28/02/2024If the Supreme Court decides in favor of Trump’s claim that a sitting president has immunity from prosecution, the logical and legal thing for Biden to do would be to simply assassinate him before the election 1022584614
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 29/02/2024It seems like of there's anything a president should not be immune to prosecution for it's election fraud. #Trump #SCOTUS 000
Reposted by LanceSandraChoupiQueen @sandrachoupiqueen.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Arrestation d'un Criminou 502027462
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 24/02/2024Bring aware of the world is doing even more sanity damage than usual. 000
Reposted by LanceKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 23/02/2024I am going to offer a game changing solution for creatives. I am going to offer to come around your house and turn off Baldur's Gate 3 so you can do some work. 1722032
Reposted by LanceWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 23/02/2024Daily bunny no.2407 is cursed! 4796169
Reposted by LanceBonnie Burton ✍️ @bonniegrrl.bsky.social · 22/02/2024I made my friend’s pet VERY happy - and high - with a new toy full of catnip. My work here is done. ❤️😻❤️ 4483
Reposted by Lancescary rabbits 🚩🐇 @snuffbunny.northsky.social · 20/02/2024oh to be a little bunny in a little bunny ball pit 0264
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 19/02/2024I need to sleep but there are too many adorable cats on Bluesky that I must view. 000
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 18/02/2024The CDC says that microbes don't cause illnesses unless you invite that energy into your life. If you manifest good health you can't get covid. 100
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 17/02/2024Generative AI is getting much better at making videos but that doesn't mean it's any closer to making movies. 010
Reposted by LanceWill Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 15/02/2024Daily bunny no.2399 makes herself a valentine 243397
Reposted by LanceAndraste Sideyr @andraste.fuckbgp.com · 14/02/2024all jokes aside, we shouldn't forget the real Reason for the Season 312690762
Reposted by LancePaul Tobin @paultobin.bsky.social · 18/01/2024One of the greatest books ever made. 1748886
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Haven't heard about RFK Jr for a while. Not sure if it's because he's fallen out of the mainstream view or if it's just because I'm not on Twitter anymore. 000
Reposted by Lancewilf @friendlykitties.bsky.social · 04/01/2024*bangles voice* nap like an egyptian 1478
Reposted by LanceWhy you should have a cat @shouldhavecat.bsky.social · 04/01/2024he has a question 330756
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 30/12/2023Such a talented creature. Natural goober face, tummy full of sillies, not weighed down by a single thought in her head. 000
Reposted by Lance🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 28/12/2023Everyone knows the cause of the Civil War was trans kid wanting to play lacrosse after reading a banned book. 424335
Reposted by Lance🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 23/12/2023BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GAVE IT AWAY 3747
Reposted by Lanceskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21/12/2023since i can’t post the video here’s mr kips getting his nose stuck in a toilet paper roll tube 88611
Lance @lancelotl.bsky.social · 19/12/2023Not a phrase I was expeting to show up in my Roman legion tactical combat game 000
