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Lance Hildebrand

@lancehildebrand3.bsky.social
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Self-proclaimed ball knower working in pet care. Mizzou ‘13. STL📍. Tennis Enthusiast. Enjoyer of Movie Theaters. Frequent Concert Attendee.

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Gregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 9h
the Texans defense has been average at best this season. hard to believe
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 12h
That’s insane Kyle Hamilton got a personal foul on that
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Florida man, hand on chin, down by 35
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mevis, The Thicker Kicker Celebration
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Patrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking you're back then getting annihilated by Mizzou <<<<<
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's funny because 99% of the AI stans have no clue what the fuck they're talking about that's why they use AI
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish Mississippi St chose to be this sloppy against us last week.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s keep normalizing serial abusers, seems like it’s working well in the world 🫠
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chicago Bears Luther Burden Iii
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Ben Rothenberg @benrothenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Amanda Anisimova is ending her 2026 season, which had been a frustrating one, due to a recurring wrist injury. She’s going to slip outside the Top 20 soon, but recent signs before this had been promising, so I wouldn’t sell stock in her chances moving forward.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Davante vs PS2 is the old guy at the gym schooling everyone lol
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lamar is geeked, love it
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
incredible dueling reactions from Baker Mayfield and Chris Godwin as an 85-yard touchdown is wiped out by holding
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s just not a hold on Luke, maybe I needed another angle
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We deserve this for choosing Todd Bowles over Mike Evans
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the mahomes hit was hard but it wasn't dirty at all. guy tried to keep him body weight off him and everything.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parker Washington says what penalty, my word
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Terrell Owens: That's My Quarterback Romo
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Peak tennis would have been Fritz beating the rat and then someone else losing to Carlitos, but it’s great to have this goober back playing.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Jose Mourinho's 'I Can't Hear You' Gesture
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Noel, Liam, all I’m asking for is a unique code
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Calm
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a fire everyone type of loss if you're the Bucs
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cleveland Browns 🤝 Republicans Stubbornly supporting an abuser who is terrible at his job and refuses to recognize it despite volumes of evidence to the contrary while continuing to gaslight their base and make everyone’s lives measurably worse
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’ve been to A&M as an away fan and it is not an easy environment to say the least. This is quite a stunning scoreline.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If someone buys this they deserve to be ridiculed
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hell yeah Mary
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is barbaric that Americans owe $220 BILLION in medical debt. In the richest country on Earth, healthcare should be a right—not a debt sentence. We must *finally* eliminate medical debt and deliver Medicare for All.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How to defeat AI
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lol, Sharapova
Elena Rybakina and Maria Sharapova on stage taking a picture with the US Open trophy and Maria has her hand out palm flat pointed at the trophy
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Courtney Nguyen @fortydeucetwits.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
good to know elena rybakina is human.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Whew Joao 👌🏻
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ITS TIME
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The grit Coco Gauff has, can’t teach the stuff
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I miss Anna Rybakina in the box for Elena. We have to deal with Vukov and the announcers don’t even pretend to think he’s done anything wrong. Alas, she’s #1.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Rolex makes incredible tennis commercials it has to be said. Bowie’s Starman for the Federer commercial and Celeste’s Stop This Flame for the Coco commercial just hit all the notes.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ok Queeny
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Big same, also sighs at the possibility of Screama-Ryba,
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Courtney Nguyen @fortydeucetwits.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
PUT THE SEMI ON ARMSTRONG
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Foeeeeeeeeee
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Get out of my life hard court merchant
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
To Lindy, Save Tennis Yours Truly, Lance
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Emilie @delicatepear.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Sports hurt 🥲 That said, Zheng is doing some crazy stuff that is moving me, so I have no choice but to stan. I am going to need her to win USO now. Grim reaper your way through slam champs and go get your trophy Qinwen.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Pool bound for me. It was a great summer ride Iga.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s going to be hard to keep watching this as an Iga adorer.
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Lance Hildebrand @lancehildebrand3.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We have watched Qinwen flip matches like this all tournament, so it can still happen, but are the physical and emotional canisters close to empty?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
pay living wages for all workers. tax the shit out of billionaires. happy labor day.
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Emilie @delicatepear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Incredible stuff by Tiafoe this match.
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