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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm not even in Alberta and I hate these people.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How about a compromise? May I propose "Super Artificial Intelligence". Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Although you must admit, it's an incredibly uncommon phrase in North American vernacular. I generally take small slips in lingo as somebody being disingenuous. The original post has somebody using the phrase while apparently trying to appear as they were in the U.S. My guess would be a Russian.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I'll bet he'd run faster for a tequila shot than a testosterone shot. Or 12.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Hey Michael! Hinduism is 4000 years older than christianity, so, by your logic, combined with the track record of christians... Also, Les seems angry, he should seek help.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Perhaps he needs a Testosterone shot...

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Speaking as a non-US citizen, I would say that the majority of households would have one, or at least access to one. Much like in Canada. Hell, we've got washers and dryers at work even.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The device that feeds into the sewer system, would that be a toilet machine?

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

How can they be a (checks notes) "Free and Sovereign Alberta" when they're beholden to 'Merica? Fvck these seperatists.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So... they got what they wanted? I'm so happy for them!

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Who calls a Dryer a "Dryer Machine"? A Bot. That's who. -Just throw your clothes into the dryer machine, I don't mind...- Said no one ever.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

He needs a smack. Hell, they all need a smack. The people had better deliver that smack in 28 days.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

These people enrage me. "iT's RiGhT tHeIr In ThErE nAmE!" I've presented them with period books that illustrate the intended use of the word 'Socialist" in their party. They're not much into fancy book learnin'. (misuse of their and there in the quote is intentional and for illustrative purposes)

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The double flip-off while saying "Alberta Forever" needs to become a thing. Maybe a T-Shirt.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I thought it was Hunter's laptop, or Hillary's email something-something that were the cause of surging fuel prices? I know up here in Canada it's DEFINITELY Trudeau's fault. (Pierre Elliott, not Justin) *community service alert, this post is DRIPPING with sarcasm*

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I would totally agree with this, except on one front. A lot of times women use batrhroms as a safe space at clubs and the like. It's an unfortunate last resort, but it is a reality. What we really need is a change in societal attitudes.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why do you allow morons to run your country?

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I want the audio from this part as a ringtone.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm just gonna leave this right here.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fvck! I do know better and yet, I keep coming back! It's like a train-wreck, only it's a piss soaked train-wreck with alien demon-mold...

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Are we talking about this Mitch McConnell?

A moldy potato that bears a striking resemblance to Mitch McConnell.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The back pain is nature's way of saying "NO! You should not be doing this!" Or it's god punishing you for the sin of soaking your feet in piss.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Does she wash her hair with piss as well?

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Those goggles are not being used as intended by the manufacturer.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Hannah and Christie are on to something. "Aliens ARE Demons" So, with that logic... couldn't aliens be mold as well?

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I dunno... I think the US should have to take care of the terrorist threats in their own backyard before worrying about others.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Someone should create a memorial fountain.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Naah, put him in a meat-suit and drop him off a few clicks outside of Churchill MB.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

It wouldn't be the first time peasant forces wearing sandals have overwhelmed and defeated a "superior" force.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The adult population in the US is approx 269,700,000 people. That's 269.7 MILLION people. At $5000 a head that's $1,348,500,000,000. 1.3485 TRILLION dollars. Seriously...

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It does! However, you have to give up your 2A rights. We all think it's a fair exchange.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'd love to see that! Although, be warned of the tangerine toddler's athletic acumen. After all, he did win a truly amazing bowling participation trophy at army camp once.

A side-by-side image of Prime Minister Mark Carney in hockey equipment while playing for the Harvard team, President Donald Trump holding a bowling participation trophy he won at Army camp.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We all know how this would really play out.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I say we put them both on the ice and let them play to a score of 10, televised, open net, one-on-one, no referees. Winner takes all. Loser gets cast adrift on an iceberg.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Imagine if it were Xi doing this to a map of Asia, or Putin doing this to a map of Europe. People would be losing their absolute sh!t. But when the tangerine troglodyte does it, it's just "meh, another day in 'merica".

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