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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁

@lanceharrisson.bsky.social
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💉💉💉💉💉 💉 💉 Xitter escapee, so far this place is nice, let's not allow "them" to f-it up. Loves to call out stupid people doing stupid things. Don't be an asshole. Unless I know you, no DM's please.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We all know how this would really play out.
A side-by-side image of Prime Minister Mark Carney in hockey equipment while playing for the Harvard team, President Donald Trump holding a bowling participation trophy he won at Army camp.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The sky today at work. 1:30 pm.
Yellow-orange colored sky due to wildfire smoke.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Perhaps a look inward is required Congresswoman Tenney. Had your glorious leader not started with the fvckery, we wouldn't be where we are now. The Distilled Spirits Council ought to know who not to back. U.S. bill prompting trade investigation of Canadian booze bans share.google/9wPyqobt0Ou9...
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Republican to introduce bill prompting trade investigation of Canadian booze bans
A Republican congresswoman for New York says she is introducing legislation to compel the United States Trade Representative to conduct an investigation into Canadian provinces that are not purchasing...
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Can they use the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool water for an AI data center?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The people buying these are truly proud Americans, right? The grift that keeps on grifting... www.ifixit.com/News/117789/...
ifixit.com
Teardown Confirms the Trump Phone Is a Gold-Painted HTC U24 Pro
Is the Trump phone actually made in America? Our deep-dive teardown reveals the Trump Mobile T1 is basically a gold-painted, rebranded HTC U24 Pro.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
More fear mongering from the US auto industry. 1. Fvck the US auto industry they've sat on their fat asses without innovating a single useful thing for decades. 2. What "intel" will a Chinese car gather that your smartphone or Google already hasn't? Globalnews.ca share.google/IOf0wgOZs1Bo...
globalnews.ca
Global News | Breaking, Latest News and Video for Canada
Globalnews.ca – Watch and read Canada’s Breaking news plus Business, Health, Politics and World News
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Took a meh Gen 2 Marlin 7 and made it mid. Actually, I'm pretty impressed so far. Bontrager Verse Trail saddle Recon Silver RL 100mm forks M5100 1x11 drivetrain M6100 brakes Hope Pro 5 hubs DT Swiss XM 421 rims Vittoria Mezcal XC Trail rubber.
Trek Marlin Gen 2, the only thing g stock leftover thisbime is the frame and handlebars. Replaced the drivetrain with Shimano M5100 1x11, brakes are Shimano M6100 2 pot, DT Swiss XM 421 rims, Hope Industries Pro 5 hubs for wheels wrapped on Vittoris Mezcal XC Trail tires.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
If they're separating, then why are they putting citizenship markers on their drivers licences? Also, this is a dumb idea. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/alb...
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Alberta adding citizenship markers, health number to drivers’ licences, ID cards starting in July
Alberta is adding more personal markers to provincial identification cards starting next month.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Why do they feel they have to join a party? Why don't they start THEIR OWN party and see where that leads them? I have a feeling I already know the answer to that question though. Fvck these guys. pressprogress.ca/alberta-inde...
pressprogress.ca
Alberta Independence Leader Calls on Supporters to Join Danielle Smith’s United Conservative Party and Nominate Separatist UCP Candidates
‘It’s time now to join the UCP’, Alberta separatist leader says
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Quite possibly the best rock video EVER made! I'll fight you over this! Soggy - Waiting for the War 1981. www.youtube.com/watch?v=58XP...
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Soggy - Waiting for the war
YouTube video by Nestor du Périgord
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well! Alberta separatism, brought to you by the same people that brought you other smash hits, such as "Election Interference" and "The Freedumb Convoy"! And of course the vapid and vacuous just eat it all up! Om nom nom dummies! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
Russia and U.S. amplifying Alberta separatist narratives to stoke division, distrust: report | CBC News
Moscow has long tried to meddle in foreign elections. What's newer is Canada's neighbour overtly trying to influence and fan flames of referendum bid, warns a new report on foreign interference.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trump's blockade be like.
media.tenor.com
a man says they 're on double secret probation
Alt: Animal House, double secret probation.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Does a double blockade mean there's no blockade? Like, do they cancel each-other out?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
There's a special place in hell for people who don't clear their time from the microwave...
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Oh Alberta... Great Read. thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
thetyee.ca
Among the Separatists | The Tyee
I wanted to learn the true target of their angry dreams. What I heard made me tremble for the Alberta I love.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
What were they expecting??? They're dealing with MAGA energy. Although not directly involved by the Trump family, (that we know of) this company espouses and supports his ideology. globalnews.ca/news/1172904...
globalnews.ca
Landowners take stand over years of missed payments by delinquent oil company | Globalnews.ca
The group says MAGA Energy hasn't paid its lease for three years, and therefore the company is no longer allowed on their land in Edmonton.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Just dumped a pile of money into new wheels for my bike. (total price TBD after assembly) Rims, Switzerland Hubs, England Spokes, Belgium Tires, Italy Tubes, Germany All sourced either from Canadian bike shops, or direct from the manufacturer. Not a cent into the US economy.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Lies, lies, lies, yeah... So kids, there's a little thing called The Official Secrets Act, which makes anyone, regardless of their security status liable for disclosing or discussing any protected materials no matter how it came to known by them.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Go sign this!
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'd like to congratulate The United States of MAGA on their new war in the middle East. A special shoutout to Zionist Israel without whose help none of this could be possible. May it bring you both the joy and prosperity you deserve!
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This! If you're a Canadian, PLEASE sign this, and make sure you confirm once the link is sent to your e-mail.
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🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁 @teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
🚨👇🏽THIS THIS THIS👇🏽🚨 The National Post is NOT in our national interest.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The microphone explodes, shattering the molds Either drop the hits like De La O or get the fuck off the commode Wit' the sure shot, sure to make the bodies drop Drop and don't copy yo, don't call this a co-op Terror rains drenchin', quenchin' the thirst of the power dons That five sided fist-a-gon
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Album No2 for the night. For some reason this resonates with me right now. May I present to you, GWAR, America Must be Destroyed, 1992. I've never had much luck with these splatter vinyl records. Track 1 has a pop. :/ #vinyl #vinylsky #vinylcollection #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #GWAR
Blue splatter vinyl, GWAR, America Must be Destroyed. Pressing No. 87/100
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
After a day on the trail, it's a vinyl kind of night. I'll start with a classic from Minnesota. #vinyl #vinylsky #vinylcollection #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #minnesota #huskerdu #winterbike
Husker Dü, Flip Your Wig LP.Dirty, dirty mountain bike.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Holy crap! They didn't just indiscriminately murder them? www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.bbc....
www-bbc-com.cdn.ampproject.org
Royal Navy ship stops boat carrying £35m illegal drugs - BBC News
Commando snipers were used to disable boats travelling across the Gulf of Oman, the Royal Navy says.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
The people who wish to battle ANTIFA are exactly what again?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Why is what should have been a simple 'trip to the bathroom' being documented? Weirdos.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Reminds me of this. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America...
en.wikipedia.org
America (Cattelan) - Wikipedia
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I'm just wondering, is paranoia and incoherent rambling a symptom of dementia? Here's a totally unrelated article for you to read as you ponder my question. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump says he suffered ‘triple sabotage’ at UN and demands answers
President rants about ‘three very sinister events’ he says he suffered during visit to body’s headquarters on Tuesday to tell world leaders Europe is ‘going to hell’ and climate change is a ‘scam’
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
HAPPY RAPTURE DAY! Is anyone still here? www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...
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Blondie - Rapture (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by BlondieVEVO
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
It is just a coincidence that Venezuela just so happens to have the largest proven oil reserve in the world?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Larry Brock is a fvcking 🤡
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Is it political violence when no politician was involved, nor is there a suspect to reveal their motive/intent? Asking for a friend.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I'll send them my thoughts and prayers.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Good! He should have gotten jail time for intentionally and knowingly breaking the law. This attention seeking, convoy participating, PPC supporting, grifter can fuck all the way off. I smell a Go-Fund-Me grift in Jeff's future.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I would love to wipe that smug smile off his schnotzi fvcking face.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Shit. No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I never thought the leopards would eat MY face! www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
cbc.ca
He's lived in the U.S. since he was 3. At 46, he was denied re-entry at the border | CBC News
When Christopher Landry was making his annual trip to New Brunswick from New Hampshire, he didn't think he would run into any problems. But on his way home crossing the border to the U.S. in Houlton, ...
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
If your church preaches politics, it should be taxed out of existence. If your church preaches intolerance, it should be seized and converted into a hospice. If your church preaches hatred and violence, it should be leveled, and its leaders incarcerated.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Imagine what $45 billion could do for housing and healthcare...
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Alright, I'll play along. Name a SCI-FI show that is not Star Trek 📺 Red Dwarf.
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a poster for the movie red dwarf shows a group of men standing next to each other
ALT: a poster for the movie red dwarf shows a group of men standing next to each other
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Fun Fact! The Confederacy lasted 5 years. Aqua Teen Hunger Force broadcast for 12+ years. Therefore Aqua Teen Hunger Force has a larger impact on American culture than the Confederacy. Master Shake shall rise again!
media.tenor.com
a group of cartoon characters are standing in front of a poster that says " visible frylock "
Alt: Aqua Teen Hunger Force characters.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Smith and Moe are separationist pigs. If they do stock American alcohol, will enough people buy it to make it worthwhile, or will the good citizens of AB and SK send a message?
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
If there's a United States left once the dust settles, it would be in your best interest to review and amend the Constitution. If there are loopholes, close them. If your 2A rights are ineffectual, can them. Personal freedom and personal responsibility are not mutually exclusive.
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Jennifer Rahn 🇨🇦 @jennrahn.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Petition to make leaders get security clearance: www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
ourcommons.ca
Sign this Petition - Petitions
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Damn... #vinyl #vinylcollection #vinylcommunity #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinylsky #Punk #punkrock #TheDamned
The Damned, Machine Gun Etiquette,  2009 reissue.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
This album doesn't get the recognition it deserves. #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #TheWho
The Who, The Who By Numbers LP, released 1975.
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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hey Alberta, check this out! thetyee.ca/Analysis/202...
thetyee.ca
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
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