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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm just gonna leave this right here.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Are we talking about this Mitch McConnell?

A moldy potato that bears a striking resemblance to Mitch McConnell.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I'd love to see that! Although, be warned of the tangerine toddler's athletic acumen. After all, he did win a truly amazing bowling participation trophy at army camp once.

A side-by-side image of Prime Minister Mark Carney in hockey equipment while playing for the Harvard team, President Donald Trump holding a bowling participation trophy he won at Army camp.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We all know how this would really play out.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I say we put them both on the ice and let them play to a score of 10, televised, open net, one-on-one, no referees. Winner takes all. Loser gets cast adrift on an iceberg.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

@mapquest.com No need for name-calling here! Numbers are far more efficient!

A map of Lake Ontario except the name has been changed to Lake 8647.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

9/10. It's missing the matching fuzzy toilet seat and tank covers with coordinating, yet unnecessary piss-catcher, I mean toilet mat...

image of a toilet complete with matching toilet tank, top and seat covers. And yes, it also has the semi-surround toilet floor mat, all in a wonderful grass green colour.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Took a meh Gen 2 Marlin 7 and made it mid. Actually, I'm pretty impressed so far. Bontrager Verse Trail saddle Recon Silver RL 100mm forks M5100 1x11 drivetrain M6100 brakes Hope Pro 5 hubs DT Swiss XM 421 rims Vittoria Mezcal XC Trail rubber.

Trek Marlin Gen 2, the only thing g stock leftover thisbime is the frame and handlebars. Replaced the drivetrain with Shimano M5100 1x11, brakes are Shimano M6100 2 pot, DT Swiss XM 421 rims, Hope Industries Pro 5 hubs for wheels wrapped on Vittoris Mezcal XC Trail tires.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Why is it so difficult for cities to realize that a curb protected bike lane is probably the best solution for everybody?

Image shows a curb protected bike lane where cyclists are protected from road hazards by a physical barrier.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Here's the remains of what would be considered a "luxury brand". A 1974 Pontic Parisienne shouldn't look like this but modern cars are designed to sacrifice themselves for the sakes of their occupants. The fear of Chinese cars in 2026 is the same BS as the "jap scrap" rhetoric of the 70's.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Album No2 for the night. For some reason this resonates with me right now. May I present to you, GWAR, America Must be Destroyed, 1992. I've never had much luck with these splatter vinyl records. Track 1 has a pop. :/ #vinyl #vinylsky #vinylcollection #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #GWAR

Blue splatter vinyl, GWAR, America Must be Destroyed. Pressing No. 87/100

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

After a day on the trail, it's a vinyl kind of night. I'll start with a classic from Minnesota. #vinyl #vinylsky #vinylcollection #nowspinning #nowplaying #vinylcommunity #minnesota #huskerdu #winterbike

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Judging by the quality of those photos it could also be this guy.

Blurry still photo taken form the 1967 Bigfoot footage by Roger Patterson and Robert Gimlin.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

Is it this one? Please tell me it's this one!

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

I would love to wipe that smug smile off his schnotzi fvcking face.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

Shit. No cheating, your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist, who is it?

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

I'm just gonna leave these right here...

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

I don't want just bike lanes, I want intelligently designed, safe, separated curb bike lanes. Why can't we have nice things Clare?

Image displays a line drawing plan for separated curb bicycle lane, where the bicycle lane has a 1m barrier from the road that acts as a loading and off-loading area for automobile passengers.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

If you're a Canadian and Rush doesn't elicit some sort of an emotional response, you're probably dead inside. If you aren't familiar with Rush... sort yourself out. #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #RUSH

RUSH, Moving Pictures LP. Masterdisk, Anthem Records Canada, 1981.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Amazing debut album. I saved the best for last! Fun Fact! Boom Swagger Boom on local university radio was what turned me on to the Devils. Then I discovered Get Off The Floor... wow. @murdercitydevils.bsky.social #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #murdercitydevils

The Murder City Devils, self-titled LP in great marble vinyl.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

If you ask nicely, I'll play another one. Aaaw, who am I kidding, I was totally going to play It anyway. @murdercitydevils.bsky.social #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #murdercitydevils

The Murder City Devils, In Name And Blood LP.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

Who doesn't love a little Murder... City Devils. The fact that this album doesn't get more love is a travesty. @murdercitydevils.bsky.social #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #murdercitydevils

Murder City Devils, Empty Bottles Broken Hearts LP.

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Lance H 🇨🇦🍁 @lanceharrisson.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

As suspected, an absolutely gorgeous re-release of what is arguably one of the most influental albums of the 90s. I would have expected nothing less though. #vinyl #vinylcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #vinylsky #smashingpumpkins