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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The convenience store chain is piloting surefire catastrophically explosive diarrhea fodder at stores in Media, West Chester, Goen Mills, and Exton.* tinyurl.com/2uvc86s4

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I like how they included that even though they are at NO risk of it happening in the first place

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Some Rams fan tried to “Um, actually…” me in the comments lol 🤪

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Another Nick Sirianni and Sean Mannion second half disasterclass

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Crazy how the Rams have one opponent (the Eagles) but the Birds have three (the Rams, the refs, and also the Eagles)

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Britain Covey was looking like DJ Khaled the way he refused to go down

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Posting ass because the Phils lost yet again in the playoffs 🫩

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you see me wearing the same exact clothes as I was yesterday at 2 PM…yeah, you did. I’m a little superstitious! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #RedOctober

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Matt V: “Is there a kind of cleaned-up, PG-13 version of what happened that you can share?” Kruk (remembering doing coke out of strippers buttholes in the locker room): “…no.”

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I feel like I’m losing my goddamn marbles — these guys just have no approach when they get to the plate. Not a single thought in their heads.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

me and my friends would’ve killed Liberty Bibberty with hammers i can tell you that much

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Liz Roscher @lizroscher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Fuck Blooper

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Marsh’s pitch recognition was terrible in that PA. Left a lot of meat on the bone by expanding the zone.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

For a guy whose last name is Balls, he sure doesn’t know it

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

What would you have done differently? Which reliever with a 12.xx+ ERA over the last month would you have gone to, big brain?

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Hmm, I don’t think Mattingly threw the zero-break fastball at 95 in the dead center of the plate. He’s certainly not above reproach, but c’mon.

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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

WAAAAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS...

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

T-minus ten minutes to game time and all I want is for the Phils to make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a walk in the park. LET’S FUCKING GOOOO #RedOctober

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

As great as Family Mart is, Lawson’s will forever be my favorite Japanese conbini. Their chocolate chip cookies have a chokehold on me 😭

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The troglodyte running Blooper’s Twitter account realizing they’ll have to deal with Phils fans for the next several days:

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had to turn the game off. I don’t owe the Birds any more of my time or attention when this is how they show up to play.

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Keenum is playing well, but someone needs to get Joe and Troy some napkins so they can clean off their chins

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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I've evolved in my 40s from screaming to sitting with that deep silent disappointment where people wonder if you're OK

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LancCo Rob (Topper? I hardly know her! Edition) @lanccorob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Why is Jason Kelce wearing that fuck-ass suit and cabby hat? Did he lose a bet?

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