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@lanassar.bsky.social
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⚠️ Warning, I don't sugar coat shit.⚠️ 🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist! Don't give up!" Defy, Defend, Depose! Let's make good trouble people. Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!

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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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From the antitrump community on Reddit: It would be a shame if you saved this and shared it all over the internet
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
God save the queen!😂 www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalH...
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From the PoliticalHumor community on Reddit: Let Them Eat Cake
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The government is shut down. Active duty military and border patrol are not getting paid. My question is ice getting paid?🤔
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I see a pattern here.😐 www.reddit.com/r/Trumpvirus...
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From the Trumpvirus community on Reddit: Today's Trumpist, corrupt, violent, pedophile brought to you by Reich•Wing Watch
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Escalator gate.🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=yHop...
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Mitch Hedberg - Escalator can never brake joke
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
We are one people, truth is still truth and we will survive. Stop the killing. One world united.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Can't wait to see Jimmy Kimmel tonight. And hear about the amazing raitengs tomorrow. Possibly more than the SUPER BOWL!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
How did he know? 🤣 youtube.com/watch?v=LYzP...
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Leonard Cohen - The Future (Official Audio)
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Seems very appropriate for these times. youtube.com/watch?v=q7Ol...
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The Interrupters - "Take Back The Power"
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
When someone asks me if I support Israel or Palestine in this conflict. My answer is. "I support humanity regardless of anything else." As humans we need to come together and stop killing whenever we can.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Hey, remember Gabby Gifford? But she made it so I guess no biggie.🤨
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Tell me how this makes sense. You need a driver's license to drive a car but to buy an assault rifle you just need to live to the age of 18. Then you automatically qualify.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
The Trump administration will not fall because of legality issues. It will fall because fast food will no longer be affordable.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Finally something that unites America. We all hate pedophiles...well almost everyone.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
She locked up comments. So I guess we are doing this. As an American we have this saying. "Mind your business. Especially if it conflicts with my island excursion."😂 It seems though that we have seen an alarming rate of criticism toward people doing the right thing, the humanitarian thing.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It's on now. www.reddit.com/r/Popculture...
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From the Popculturenow community on Reddit: It’s a win for the Governor! 🏅
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
DONALD J. TINY HANDS. IS SCARED OF NEWSOM. BECAUSE HE IS GREAT AND STRONG. HE IS A MAN, SOME MIGHT SAY WHAT A MAN...ESPECIALLY AT THE GYM. HE HAS A BIG SCHLONG IT'S AMAZING, I HAVE BEEN TOLD. ARNOLD PALMER HAS NOTHING ON NEWSOM EVEN MELIANA AGREES.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
This is so true it's sad. www.reddit.com/r/inflation/...
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From the inflation community on Reddit: Trump is a pedophile and rapist
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy Osbourne died today. I was just listening to his music yesterday. So it's absolutely a coincidence he just happened to pass the next day.😑 Tomorrow I will start watching Donald Trump's speeches. Keep your fingers crossed.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I think we can all start calling the Trump administration. The "Pedo-Administration."
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
At it again, I don't think anyone is surprised.🙄 www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/s...
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From the facepalm community on Reddit: The king of gaslighting, ladies and gents!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Reminder: They’re afraid of Zohran because he’s better at this than they are. He is putting the people first, and it reminds them of their own failings.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
We hear often about the good people who died of cancer. But what about all the assholes no one cares to mention?
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Well here we are.😂 www.reddit.com/r/therewasan...
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From the therewasanattempt community on Reddit: to warn people
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I got yippy on the first day.🤣 youtube.com/shorts/aqBgb...
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Donald Trump pauses tariffs after 'people get yippy'
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm with Penguin Oliver on this one.
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 27/03/2025
Yes, tariffs are a tax, but people don't mention often enough that they are a regressive tax. Taxes on consumer goods tax the poor at a higher rate, as basic necessities are a much larger part of their spending. If food goes up by 20%, it is a tax on the poor. Rich people won't even notice.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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From the lazerpig community on Reddit: It might not bother some.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Power to the people!✊
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Ruben Garcia @gorubenruben.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Oralè Resister I stand with Ukraine! #IStandWithVolo #Zelenskyy #SlavaUkraine #USDemocracy
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Republicans Against Trumpism @rpsagainsttrump.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thursday’s front page of the British Daily Star. Putin’s Poodle
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Happy, Not My President's Day!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Kendrick just killed it! I knew he was gonna play it! Kendrick epitomizing the spirit of punk rock! 🤣 Fuck you Drake.🖕🖕🖕🖕
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thank you for keeping me strong!🥰
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Thank you for keeping me strong!🥰
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
America right now! youtube.com/watch?v=R-rD...
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
America Uber Allis!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
GaGa killed it!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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From the blursed_videos community on Reddit: Blursed nature interaction
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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From the Snorkblot community on Reddit: Timeline Doesn’t Lie.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I have a story to tell. I had a cousin that I looked up too for so many years. He was one of the best guitarists I have ever known in person. But his daughter went with a trans man and he went MAGA hardcore. This was someone who was a punk rocker his entire life. I supported his daughter's choice.
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Ruben Garcia @gorubenruben.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Oralè Resister Know your assignment! Run, yell LA Migra! Save your brethren! Mexicans Lives Matter! #LaMigra #ICERally #RunSaveMexicans #USDemocracy #Holocaust
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
They are coming after our freedom of thought. www.reddit.com/r/lazerpig/s...
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From the lazerpig community on Reddit: J.D. Vance, Yale alumni says, conservatives "need to attack universities in this country and that "professors are the enemy"
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Manfred Siegenthaler @swissinusa.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I wonder what the rest of the world is saying about us now. Berlin newspaper.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Every Evangelical preacher that supports Trump should be degraded for promoting and supporting a pedophile.
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