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Patriot Tomato Comedian

@lanassar.bsky.social
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⚠️ Warning, I don't sugar coat shit.⚠️ 🇨🇱Texas Democrat: Yes we exist! Don't give up!" Defy, Defend, Depose! Let's make good trouble people. Trans community, you are not invisible, you are not alone. Love: Dogs, Cats, Fish, reptiles: Tomato Doolittle!

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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Because it's football! You libtards wouldn't understand. The ball needs to get to the end zone. It needs to get there because if it doesn't the opposing team will win. And then they get to light cars on fire and climb light posts. We can't let that happen.😑
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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From the antitrump community on Reddit: It would be a shame if you saved this and shared it all over the internet
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
God save the queen!😂 www.reddit.com/r/PoliticalH...
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From the PoliticalHumor community on Reddit: Let Them Eat Cake
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
As long as they don't do it in public.😅
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A difficult woman is a problem. Until she does great things.😑 🫡 Rest in peace you difficult woman.🫡
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
What files?😂
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a flag
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
We should ask Bibi to release the Mossad tapes.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ok but what's the new news?🤨
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
The government is shut down. Active duty military and border patrol are not getting paid. My question is ice getting paid?🤔
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I died.🤣🤣🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Too young, for his decrepit ass.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Congratulations! You didn't take merch. I'm very impressed.🥱 Now grow a pair and stand your ground.🧐 "History has its eyes on you." 🤣 We're all fucked. 😭
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Love it. When I was in the Navy dolphins would swim ahead of our brow. It was amazing!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Soooooooo, what they have been doing already? My leaves are shaking.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
That's not fair! Manson knew what he was doing!🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Careful now, Nike may be seeing this.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"No don't." Said the GOP. But it's only a matter of time. Turds always float to the surface.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Hey child rapists need to support each other. When he heard about the sexual allegations against Trump his first thought was. "That's my guy."😅
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It hurts me to say it but they hit a majority of the states that deny climate change. Irony is God's favorite sort of humor isn't it.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Hey, kids fuck your school lunch! We got better things to do.🤣 Fuck me! 😤
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
How did you accomplish that? You are a witch. I hope you pass the drowning test.😑
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I own an American flag. The merch is available.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I find the term cunt offense. My dick and balls won't tolerate that kind of language.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Amazing, before we had smart phones. People just did things.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
But, Jesus...chose him.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Unless, they were a skimpy dress. Then it was her fault.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I would apply but I'm not a podcaster.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Classic Trump tactics. Just ask the contractors he never paid.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The president told us it was, and when has he ever lied.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Not anymore buddy. It turns out it was a the left. It has always been the left. Except for all the instances which are undetermined. 🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I am tired of these lies. Illegal immigrants can't get any federal or state benefits because they don't have social security numbers or a birth certificate. The issue is they don't want the children of illegal immigrants (Who are Americans) to get the benefits. "Starving kids" don't sound so good.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
It's hard to present documents to people that refuse to read.😮‍💨
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I wouldn't have used that particular example.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I drink everything at room temperature now.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
THEY ARE EATING THE KAILE AND TOFU! Someone needs to stop this!😤
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Dennis Miller all over again.😞
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's like Trump and his mother. I would post the picture but I would rather never see it again.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Our vote in certain states, might not push the needle, but our vote with the Almighty dollar seems to do the trick!
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
I hate to have to say this but Democracy is on the line.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Look over there! Emilia Earhart. Now be quiet.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The ocean teaches us. Tides come in, and then they recede. Just like all things in life.
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It turns out they like money more than politics.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What? She doesn't know what the fuck, she is doing? I for one, am flabbergasted.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I never thought I would hate a number but you invited one. Wait there's my bank account, I forgot about that.🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
That was a great reduction of what is happening. Keep it up because the only thing I can think of is. "What's the fuck is wrong with you? How do you not see this?" And that approach doesn't go over so well.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
🤤 ok I'm sold. When is dinner?
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
But where is Amilia Earhart? O' that's right now one cares. Release the files.😂
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
I would say well just let the morons die. The only problem is that heard immunity protects our vulnerable population. So as always, it's not so simple. Critical thinking is a curse sometimes. But if we don't do it who will?
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Our best and finest folks! 🤣🤣🤣
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Patriot Tomato Comedian @lanassar.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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