lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was expecting actual riveting to happen in this video. Don’t be like me and get your hopes up 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember to not put too much condiments on your hotdog. When you do that you’re taking away from the true enjoyment of the hotdog 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can we stop having terry bradshaw do the first half recap during halftime? He’s fumbling more than rhamomdre Stevenson 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out I’m really not good at shit talking. But ya boi definitely be out here shittin 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Patriots defense to Aaron Rodgersstatic.klipy.comTom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old MemeAlt: Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Buddy turned into a water polo player this week. He did so good! 😊 042
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Still baffles me that I pay so much money for NFL Sunday Ticket but that still doesn’t include Redzone. Capitalism sucks. 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Vikings getting bailed out like corporations getting bailed out by the US government 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For whatever reason every Friday since school started, my neighbors have been playing Soulja Boys “Crank Dat” at exactly 3:30pm Idk why but I’m kinda into it 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026You gotta love that hefty 2% salary raise companies be giving out these days….. really making an impact and driving me to produce high quality work… 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I am once again reminding the world that the bidet is the superior ass cleaning method 120
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Sometimes you just gotta stand in front of the stove and watch the hotdogs boil in the water. 062
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 12/08/2026God damn why is it so hard to find a barber these days!? 110
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Comedy Bang Bang! Ground Beefing Tour Seattle tonight!! Anyone else coming out? @pftompkins.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social 1161
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Y’all… the look on my wife’s face when I put ranch on my chicken and rice was absolutely FOUL Girl I know you put ranch on your chicken tenders! Don’t be out here judging me like that 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Drop some TRAINS 🚂🚞🖤🚆🚊static.klipy.comFFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost TrainAlt: FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train 062
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Did y’all know the discovery feed was down or what lol 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Yeah after watching Gossip Girl, I can understand why people don’t like Blake Lively 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/08/2026It is honestly so wild to go from eating bread that has NO flavor to eating bread that has ACTUAL flavor 🤯 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Ah I guess the blue angles are in town cause my house just fucking shook when they flew over Smh 100
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Fuck I forgot I did a reservation for the Steam Machine when it dropped and my reservation came up. Do I drop the shit load of money for this thing or wait it out a bit longer and hope prices drop? HALP!!! 140
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If there is one thing my partner know about me it’s that I be poopin 031
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I forget what I’m doing here still sometimes but then I remember I probably just need my feed to be refreshed or something. Who we interacting with these days? 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Oh no the one cool ref who didn’t shake the presidents hand had to put himself on his tippie toes in the picture 110
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Donald trump just touched the World Cup trophy. If there is one thing I learned when I worked with FIFA it’s that NO ONE except the winners of the cup can touch the trophy. This means Argentina is going to lose now 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 18/07/2026@comill.bsky.social would the Chosen wear white socks or black socks? Asking for a friend… 100
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026But like… how do they actually get the cut in the hotdog bun before it’s baked? 120
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Wait… Is the 38 Special song just about masturbation!? 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Not a day or night person. Heck, hardly even a person. 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 18/06/2026It’s the day after Indian food when I Miss my bidet the most. 😔 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 17/06/2026My wife just “cool story bro”d me. Needless to say I haven’t felt this small since 2012… 100
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I had to apologize to my wife for the noises I make when I watch sports 011
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Our relationship is like Bluetooth. Spotty when further apart but great when we’re close together 001