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lamp 🧙‍♂️

@lampnado.bsky.social
490 followers 1K following 3.8K posts

You are a regular guy. You can do normal things. He/They I hate it here. The human embodiment of the yellow M&M. The definition of “meh”

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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes. They also call me The Factory of Sadness
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy belated 4:20 blaze it
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACAB includes Veronica Mars
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My body is a Roy Rodgers!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Hotdog Friday to all those who celebrate
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was expecting actual riveting to happen in this video. Don’t be like me and get your hopes up
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember to not put too much condiments on your hotdog. When you do that you’re taking away from the true enjoyment of the hotdog
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp forgot how much I enjoy OSRS
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait y’all have friends? Like in real life? Damn….
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can we stop having terry bradshaw do the first half recap during halftime? He’s fumbling more than rhamomdre Stevenson
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out I’m really not good at shit talking. But ya boi definitely be out here shittin
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Patriots defense to Aaron Rodgers
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Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme
Alt: Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure am glad these are Watwe proof lol
Super sticky insect trap box. Typo says “Watwe Proof”
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buddy turned into a water polo player this week. He did so good! 😊
Buddy the doggo wearing a water polo cap. He looks concerned but also into it.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still baffles me that I pay so much money for NFL Sunday Ticket but that still doesn’t include Redzone. Capitalism sucks.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AND IT HAPPENS A THIRD TIME!!!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vikings getting bailed out like corporations getting bailed out by the US government
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For whatever reason every Friday since school started, my neighbors have been playing Soulja Boys “Crank Dat” at exactly 3:30pm Idk why but I’m kinda into it
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You gotta love that hefty 2% salary raise companies be giving out these days….. really making an impact and driving me to produce high quality work…
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The duality of adult friendships
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lamp once again has been sunburned in snohomish…..
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I am once again reminding the world that the bidet is the superior ass cleaning method
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Please just call me big fella 👉👈
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes you just gotta stand in front of the stove and watch the hotdogs boil in the water.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
God damn why is it so hard to find a barber these days!?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
We out here
Picture of stage with 5 stools and a backdrop that says “Comedy Bang Bang Ground Beefing tour 2026” with the comedy bang bang logo on it
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Comedy Bang Bang! Ground Beefing Tour Seattle tonight!! Anyone else coming out? @pftompkins.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Y’all… the look on my wife’s face when I put ranch on my chicken and rice was absolutely FOUL Girl I know you put ranch on your chicken tenders! Don’t be out here judging me like that
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Drop some TRAINS 🚂🚞🖤🚆🚊
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FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train
Alt: FFVI: Sabin Suplexes the Ghost Train
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I did 😅
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Did y’all know the discovery feed was down or what lol
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yeah after watching Gossip Girl, I can understand why people don’t like Blake Lively
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It is honestly so wild to go from eating bread that has NO flavor to eating bread that has ACTUAL flavor 🤯
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ah I guess the blue angles are in town cause my house just fucking shook when they flew over Smh
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Fuck I forgot I did a reservation for the Steam Machine when it dropped and my reservation came up. Do I drop the shit load of money for this thing or wait it out a bit longer and hope prices drop? HALP!!!
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💀 dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
sure is great to be a stoner
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If there is one thing my partner know about me it’s that I be poopin
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I forget what I’m doing here still sometimes but then I remember I probably just need my feed to be refreshed or something. Who we interacting with these days?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh no the one cool ref who didn’t shake the presidents hand had to put himself on his tippie toes in the picture
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
God I hope no one shakes his hand
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi is not a god. He’s literally just a dude
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Donald trump just touched the World Cup trophy. If there is one thing I learned when I worked with FIFA it’s that NO ONE except the winners of the cup can touch the trophy. This means Argentina is going to lose now
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
@comill.bsky.social would the Chosen wear white socks or black socks? Asking for a friend…
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
But like… how do they actually get the cut in the hotdog bun before it’s baked?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Wait… Is the 38 Special song just about masturbation!?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not a day or night person. Heck, hardly even a person.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It’s the day after Indian food when I Miss my bidet the most. 😔
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My wife just “cool story bro”d me. Needless to say I haven’t felt this small since 2012…
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I had to apologize to my wife for the noises I make when I watch sports
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Our relationship is like Bluetooth. Spotty when further apart but great when we’re close together
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