lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So at the end of Whalefall, the guy just gets shit out right? Like that’s really the only way it can end. That, or he somehow had a bomb and blows the whale up from the inside, but that just doesn’t seem as likely. And no, I’m not going to go watch it and find out. 020
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oregon uniforms look like they’re an Arena football league team lol 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026There are three constants in life. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Washington State being at the bottom of the PAC-12 110
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026YOU TOO!?!? Wild that both of us got pre approved on the same day! Did yours also come in an envelope that was way too fancy and probably skirted some USPS standards (like a stamp)? 120
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Some of us out here having to do it MULTIPLE times per day. Shits wild 021
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New bidet arrives on Monday!!! My asshole absolutely cannot wait. It’s bursting with excitement 020
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yeah same I’ve never shit in my entire life. Idk why bidets are such a big thing if people aren’t actually shitting 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026But like they aren’t glass..? Right? Contactless individual over here sorry 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Getting baked. Then getting a chicken bake. Then baking my chicken bake while baked. Really is baking season lol 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It’s wild how the smallest pinch of salt can determine if a sandwich slaps or is just meh 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Fair. I like the effort but yeah he shouldn’t be trying it lol 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Wait do I have to trace over the lines? Instructions unclear… 110
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If a contractor said they did licensed work and then proceeds to expose that they weren’t licensed, am I able to ask for an extended coverage if the work they did? Asking for a friend 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I was expecting actual riveting to happen in this video. Don’t be like me and get your hopes up 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Remember to not put too much condiments on your hotdog. When you do that you’re taking away from the true enjoyment of the hotdog 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Can we stop having terry bradshaw do the first half recap during halftime? He’s fumbling more than rhamomdre Stevenson 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Turns out I’m really not good at shit talking. But ya boi definitely be out here shittin 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Patriots defense to Aaron Rodgersstatic.klipy.comTom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old MemeAlt: Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme 000
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Buddy turned into a water polo player this week. He did so good! 😊 042
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Still baffles me that I pay so much money for NFL Sunday Ticket but that still doesn’t include Redzone. Capitalism sucks. 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Vikings getting bailed out like corporations getting bailed out by the US government 010
lamp 🧙♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For whatever reason every Friday since school started, my neighbors have been playing Soulja Boys “Crank Dat” at exactly 3:30pm Idk why but I’m kinda into it 000