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lamp 🧙‍♂️

@lampnado.bsky.social
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You are a regular guy. You can do normal things. He/They I hate it here. The human embodiment of the yellow M&M. The definition of “meh”

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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So at the end of Whalefall, the guy just gets shit out right? Like that’s really the only way it can end. That, or he somehow had a bomb and blows the whale up from the inside, but that just doesn’t seem as likely. And no, I’m not going to go watch it and find out.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oregon uniforms look like they’re an Arena football league team lol
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Go cougs though 😪
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
There are three constants in life. 1. Death 2. Taxes 3. Washington State being at the bottom of the PAC-12
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You’d be surprised what a solid lamp can handle
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
YOU TOO!?!? Wild that both of us got pre approved on the same day! Did yours also come in an envelope that was way too fancy and probably skirted some USPS standards (like a stamp)?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Some of us out here having to do it MULTIPLE times per day. Shits wild
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New bidet arrives on Monday!!! My asshole absolutely cannot wait. It’s bursting with excitement
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤘 I just celebrated 5 years sober last month
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah same I’ve never shit in my entire life. Idk why bidets are such a big thing if people aren’t actually shitting
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You KNOW bidet YouTubers be SHITTING!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this why I can’t stop shitting?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They are coming to the lamp. It is time.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But like they aren’t glass..? Right? Contactless individual over here sorry
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
FACTS!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Getting baked. Then getting a chicken bake. Then baking my chicken bake while baked. Really is baking season lol
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s wild how the smallest pinch of salt can determine if a sandwich slaps or is just meh
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*me lookin in the mirror in the morning
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fair. I like the effort but yeah he shouldn’t be trying it lol
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean you gotta give em credit for trying, right?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Damn it I missed it!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Drake Maye needs to get pissed off at his receivers.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My kind of competition! 💩🫡
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rizzo wanted to make sure you saw her. Say hi Rizzo
Cat in front of a window. Cat in front of window… but closer Cat getting closer and closerSuper close up of a cats eye and their nose and whiskers
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Standing by
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ITS A CRIME SCENE!?
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait do I have to trace over the lines? Instructions unclear…
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If a contractor said they did licensed work and then proceeds to expose that they weren’t licensed, am I able to ask for an extended coverage if the work they did? Asking for a friend
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙏🙏
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes. They also call me The Factory of Sadness
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Happy belated 4:20 blaze it
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ACAB includes Veronica Mars
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My body is a Roy Rodgers!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Hotdog Friday to all those who celebrate
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not a single rivet in sight
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was expecting actual riveting to happen in this video. Don’t be like me and get your hopes up
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Same homie. Same.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember to not put too much condiments on your hotdog. When you do that you’re taking away from the true enjoyment of the hotdog
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp forgot how much I enjoy OSRS
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wait y’all have friends? Like in real life? Damn….
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEVER!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Can we stop having terry bradshaw do the first half recap during halftime? He’s fumbling more than rhamomdre Stevenson
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Turns out I’m really not good at shit talking. But ya boi definitely be out here shittin
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Patriots defense to Aaron Rodgers
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Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme
Alt: Tom Brady & Julian Edelman: You're Too Old Meme
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sure am glad these are Watwe proof lol
Super sticky insect trap box. Typo says “Watwe Proof”
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Buddy turned into a water polo player this week. He did so good! 😊
Buddy the doggo wearing a water polo cap. He looks concerned but also into it.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still baffles me that I pay so much money for NFL Sunday Ticket but that still doesn’t include Redzone. Capitalism sucks.
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
AND IT HAPPENS A THIRD TIME!!!
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vikings getting bailed out like corporations getting bailed out by the US government
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lamp 🧙‍♂️ @lampnado.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
For whatever reason every Friday since school started, my neighbors have been playing Soulja Boys “Crank Dat” at exactly 3:30pm Idk why but I’m kinda into it
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