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This Monkey’s Gone To Heaven

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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Poll: Which Sally Rooney Book Made You Join Hamas? waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/10/1…
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When commentator said the yellow was for the manager I was actually hoping it was for Carrick. Cos it meant he actually did something.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Story with this ball over the top?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can smell the complete lack of confidence through the telly.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the solution to the “Red Cartel” winning everything is for City to win everything? Cos that’s what has basically happened last 10 years.
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My football club is run by a billionaire racist right wing enabler and owned by Zionists IDF funding genocide supporters.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re back to that stage where it looks like we’re playing in a straitjacket. Absolutely nothing working. No ingenuity, nothing natural, shit scared of the ball. From my own experience of watching this, the existing manager never pulls them out of it.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mazraoui has also caught the Utd bug and turned to complete shite
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two goals you’d be hard pressed to see conceded by a pub team
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We should have just sold a clatter of players that nobody has heard of for half a billion and sign another clatter of players for half a billion and we’d be golden.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You could’ve plucked that performance from any game in the last 14 seasons. Nothing is changing here.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was just terrible from us. That’s not a good city side by any stretch. Is that 3 games in a row we’ve lost to 10 men?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
City seeing this game out the right way tbqfhwy. It’s something we have to learn.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Phone call from Dubai perhaps?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There seems to be some kind of outcry from fans of other clubs about Bruno for the sending off. He really does send them to the moon.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s actually got much much worse since I posted this
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dalot really doesn’t belong on this pitch. He’s been ridiculously shite so far.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/09/2026
Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Story with us conceding screamers all the time?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Concede screamers to no marks FC
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How does he know it was Dublin and not a soundstage in Texas made up to look like the moon?
Matt Le Tissier 
A surprise trip to Dublin to see my wife's favourite band Bon Jovi for her birthday. Great concert and bumped into James Nesbitt while we were having lunch yesterday
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The phrase “could play in his slippers” was coined for this guy. RIP to him.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve genuinely done a “russian crowd in rocky 4” on this. I was all for Argentina and now I hate them.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Very similar to 1990 this.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They really have.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bit shite really that a player can win the golden boot by scoring a hatful in Soccer Aid when his rival for it plays in the actual World Cup final.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Are fans of other clubs saying Mainoo should have got a run? Or just us eejits?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi’s passing is out of this world
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Celebrating tackles. Not for me Jeff.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England aren’t natural shit houses. They’re the ones gonna suffer at some stage.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No Kobbie no care
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine Dan Burn being a World Cup winner
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every single player is playing out of position so he can avoid playing Mainoo. Mainoo rode his missus or something
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
He’s gonna play the sub keeper in midfield ahead of Mainoo isn’t he?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck me, every Utd player has had a rotten World Cup.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Fuck me, every Utd player has had a rotten World Cup.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Upamecano just celebrated winning a throw in. Well if that’s not the game being gone I don’t know what is.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Paraguay are not arsed with even pretending to play to any kind of rules
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s quite the photograph
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Are we Utd fans deluded over Mainoo? He hasn’t got a sniff and there’s absolutely no clamour for him either.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This guy is a fucking diamond.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Aaaaaand breath. Thank fuck for that.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It’s absolutely scutter football but it’s what we should have done v Barcelona, twice.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Strange colours to be wearing lads
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I never actually realised how much I hated Arsenal till now.
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Trae Crowder @thetraecrowder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
POLL: Republican Men Huge Babies, Turns Out
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I think even we would fancy our chances against Leverkusen, Sporting and Athletico.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Carragher is gonna go all in with Ferdinands’s affair on his sick wife isn’t he?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
We want 7
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