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This Monkey’s Gone To Heaven

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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Poll: Which Sally Rooney Book Made You Join Hamas? waterfordwhispersnews.com/2026/10/1…
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
When commentator said the yellow was for the manager I was actually hoping it was for Carrick. Cos it meant he actually did something.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Needs to sort out his positioning. The rest looks pretty decent.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just looked at yer man running past him. Lazy twat.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Story with this ball over the top?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You can smell the complete lack of confidence through the telly.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He also took payments off the books so he knew.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So the solution to the “Red Cartel” winning everything is for City to win everything? Cos that’s what has basically happened last 10 years.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I agree but there is some cracking songs in Intimacy and Four. Problem is the rest are absolute garbage.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And that’s the problem. They’re stupid enough to not realise they’re being played by the elites.
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My football club is run by a billionaire racist right wing enabler and owned by Zionists IDF funding genocide supporters.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How are they so weak minded that they need a new manager every year to play well? Distinct lack of leadership for years now.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Who on earth do we get in?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We’re back to that stage where it looks like we’re playing in a straitjacket. Absolutely nothing working. No ingenuity, nothing natural, shit scared of the ball. From my own experience of watching this, the existing manager never pulls them out of it.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mazraoui has also caught the Utd bug and turned to complete shite
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Two goals you’d be hard pressed to see conceded by a pub team
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
We should have just sold a clatter of players that nobody has heard of for half a billion and sign another clatter of players for half a billion and we’d be golden.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Talksport fuming it’s overshadowed talking bollix about Bruno for a week.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You could’ve plucked that performance from any game in the last 14 seasons. Nothing is changing here.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That was just terrible from us. That’s not a good city side by any stretch. Is that 3 games in a row we’ve lost to 10 men?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
City seeing this game out the right way tbqfhwy. It’s something we have to learn.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Phone call from Dubai perhaps?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’re head was well and truly on the floor well before the new angles.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Your head is falling off over Bruno, mate. Cos you don’t like him. I get it. But micro analysing Foden kicking out at him makes you sound ridiculous.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Exactly what I thought. Probably made up the refs mind too.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There seems to be some kind of outcry from fans of other clubs about Bruno for the sending off. He really does send them to the moon.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He’s actually got much much worse since I posted this
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Dalot really doesn’t belong on this pitch. He’s been ridiculously shite so far.
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 08/09/2026
Imagine the self restraint to wait two and a half decades to tell this story for the first time.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We still can’t seem to handle when the opposition are on the front foot. When they are on top we can’t ride the storm. We always concede.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s the biggest no no in football to shoot from there in the dying minutes.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Story with us conceding screamers all the time?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Concede screamers to no marks FC
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
How does he know it was Dublin and not a soundstage in Texas made up to look like the moon?
Matt Le Tissier 
A surprise trip to Dublin to see my wife's favourite band Bon Jovi for her birthday. Great concert and bumped into James Nesbitt while we were having lunch yesterday
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The phrase “could play in his slippers” was coined for this guy. RIP to him.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’ve genuinely done a “russian crowd in rocky 4” on this. I was all for Argentina and now I hate them.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Very similar to 1990 this.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They really have.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Bit shite really that a player can win the golden boot by scoring a hatful in Soccer Aid when his rival for it plays in the actual World Cup final.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yea more or less. Two 100m midfielders in there for England. Only one looked decent.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Are fans of other clubs saying Mainoo should have got a run? Or just us eejits?
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
He’s a big strong athletic midfielder that takes a good corner. Two a penny if ya ask me.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
More and more I’m seeing players being judged on moments. They’ll say Spence had a good game because he made a sliding tackle. He was terrible in the second half. This also applies to Rice’s entire career.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Messi’s passing is out of this world
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Celebrating tackles. Not for me Jeff.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England aren’t natural shit houses. They’re the ones gonna suffer at some stage.
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
No Kobbie no care
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Imagine Dan Burn being a World Cup winner
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Lambshank Redemption @lambshank.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every single player is playing out of position so he can avoid playing Mainoo. Mainoo rode his missus or something
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