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A Jordan Lambert

@lambertraa.bsky.social
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She/Her/Hers✖️Doing weird shit on the internet since MySpace. Opinions are my own.

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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Listening to Heilung and writing a DND session and drinking tea and right now, life feels beautiful.
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 25/02/2026
@olloclark.bsky.social has never seen #bridgerton but we’re making him build a regency romance with us anyway. Join Ollo, @lambertraa.bsky.social and @hapabarbarian.bsky.social for a special regency romance themed episode of Fantasy Fixer Upper, live now!
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 25/02/2026
Play the player not the game. The regency romance episode of Fantasy Fixer Upper is live now! #bridgerton #dnd #worldbuilding @olloclark.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @hapabarbarian.bsky.social
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 23/02/2026
Bring on the Bridgerton binge and keep the regency romance vibes going at your next TTRPG session. @lambertraa.bsky.social @olloclark.bsky.social and @hapabarbarian.bsky.social build out a regency romance world together on Infinite Stories! #bridgertonnetflix #dnd #worldbuild
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Oh, wow. That task that I’ve been putting off for ages wasn’t as hard or as bad as I thought it was going to be.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Tonight at 6pm PST on @althaven.bsky.social
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
And again tonight!!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Tonight on @althaven.bsky.social ! 6pm PST
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m gonna start making graphics and whatnot for official promo tomorrow, but between me, you, and the fence post - Blackness and Dragons returns to @althaven.bsky.social on Twitch on February 3rd at 6pm PST!!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
My backyard shed/office/streaming space/music room/reading den is going to need a name, isn’t it? Drop your best ideas in the comments.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
GUYS. I just learned ON STREAM that there's a TTRPG based on Dallas - and as a fiend for Soap Operas - I HAVE to run this game.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
We’re on now!
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Starting in 30 minutes w/ @radiofreewill.bsky.social , @lambertraa.bsky.social , @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
Well Actually, a legally distinct game show about correcting people, TTRPG Edition
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Join us tomorrow afternoon on Twitch! 1pm CST w/ @lambertraa.bsky.social @radiofreewill.bsky.social @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota!
Well Actually, a legally distinct game show about correcting people, TTRPG Edition. December 28th @ 1pm CST on twitch.tv/mattstormcrow Starring RAdio Free Will, A Jordan Lambert, Johnathan Fii, and Ron Leota.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I hope it doesn’t take three ghosts visiting you to know that at any time you can change your life and you don’t have to be a shitty person.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Mom and I started a tradition for these smaller years when it’s just the two of us; burgers, bourbon, and The Muppet Christmas Carol. I’m about to put the burgers on. Merry Christmas to you and yours. 🖤
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Matt Stormcrow @mattstormcrow.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just for fun, I'm going to be hosting a legally distinct game show about correcting people on Twitch, TTRPG Edition! Come join us this Sunday @ 1pm CST! Featuring @radiofreewill.bsky.social, @lambertraa.bsky.social, @noxaeternus.bsky.social and Ron Leota! twitch.tv/mattstormcrow
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The Ship of Theseus, but it’s me pouring more tea into the same half finished cup all day.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Excuse me, but in the Alien TTRPG the GM title stands for Game Mother and that’s all I want to be called from this point forward. Yes, I’m your Game Mommy.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I love getting, quite literally, called out by my playlists.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
About to do a little tavern chat with @pickyourpoisonp.bsky.social on Twitch. Come hang out!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Lowkey depressed Ravensburger wasn’t at PAXU, because I wanted more Lorcana junk. But, I’m so high on gaming when I get home maybe I’ll actually learn how to play the game. (And Magic).
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
More than one person at PAXU has asked me about my “big game” and when I’ve responded “I’m the DM of Blackness and Dragons”, they’ve said “I’ve heard of it!” 🥰
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I am BEGGING convention goers to use the deodorant with the aluminum. BEGGING
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Ooooh, I think the jet lag is gonna beat my ass this weekend, but I’m in Philly and ready for PAXU!
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
In one hours time, our FIRST Blood On The Clocktower game premieres on YouTube @ 12pm PT! TIME FOR SPOOKY DEDUCTION 👻🔮🎃 Feat: @markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social @rileysilverman.bsky.social @ryanomega.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @vincecaso.com @jeremycobb1.bsky.social
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Blood on the Tabletop Clocktower | "Wingles and Dingles" | Trouble Brewing
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Kelly Lynne D’Angelo ✨ @kellylynnedang.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Time for Blood On The Clocktower with my FAVES! 👻 Our FIRST game premieres tomorrow, Friday 10/31 on YouTube at 12pm PT! 🕰️ Feat: @markeiamccarty.bsky.social @dreamwisp.bsky.social @rileysilverman.bsky.social @ryanomega.bsky.social @lambertraa.bsky.social @vincecaso.com @jeremycobb1.bsky.social
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Blood on the Tabletop Clocktower | "Wingles and Dingles" | Trouble Brewing
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Okay, friends. What’s the deal on hotel rooms for PAXU? I’m on a panel and I’ve never been - so give me all the details.
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 24/09/2025
Anyone else craving one of those lose track of time, laugh until it hurts, I can't believe we did that kind of games? @xanderrific.bsky.social  @lambertraa.bsky.social  @hapabarbarian.bsky.social @mahrudeboi.bsky.social
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Valmina May @valminotaur.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
First up, Hunter’s Moon, a D&D one-shot full of masquerade drama run by @lambertraa.bsky.social and featuring @kyngvee.bsky.social, @christheechampion.bsky.social, and @janiepotts.bsky.social. Thursday 9/18 at 9pm EST. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNru...
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 22/07/2025
Featured: @hapabarbarian.bsky.social , @xanderrific.bsky.social , @lambertraa.bsky.social @mixladybcosplay.bsky.social @itsbeththebard.bsky.social @thedungeonmaestro.bsky.social
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Infinite Stories @infinitestories.com · 22/07/2025
Prelaunch is live! Welcome to Infinite Stories: the TTRPG toolkit that celebrates human creativity, never Generative AI. Claim your free NPC, magic item, and lore drops now!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I completely forgot about bluesky for a while. I had some big life drama. Left my job. And now I’m back.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Trying to clean up my DND Beyond because I have waaaaay too many characters in there, but some of these are beasts and I can’t remember where/when I played them??? Did I make them just for fun??
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I hope all of my autistic homies get back every single cent of tax money they’ve ever given the government.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Some of y’all need to be bonked on the head with a tiny little cast iron skillet!!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’ve thought April Fools was dumb ever since Bart Simpson shook up that beer can in the paint shaker and exploded the house. And this year?? Every damn day has been a joke and we’re all fools.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Letting my meat rest before I cut it, because the Food Network told me to. Me: Being a steak is so hard little buddy. Take a break while I plate everything else. Do a little cutting board rotting, because dinner is served. You’ve earned it.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Stoned and thinking about that tweet that said, “ the lead singer of modest mouse sings like someone is chasing him with a garden hose”.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I got to my car after work and it was…hot on the inside…like the sun had been shining on it??? Like spring has sprung????
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I have a new ritual called the “afternoon feel bad”, where I forget that on my current meds I will get nauseous if I don’t eat in a timely manner, so I don’t eat and then I feel bad and then I eat something and immediately feel fine.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Nothing ruins my mood faster than finding out my Instacart shopper is a man.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Idk how Sleep Token managed to create a 72 hour song, but damn Emergence is good.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Today was my first day without back pain in WEEKS. WE OUTCHERE!!
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Why yes, I do listen to a lot of Nirvana. Why do you ask?
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The urge to braid my hair now instead of waiting for NEO is so strong.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Tens machine is life.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Today’s workout bright to you by Lady Gaga’s Mayhem.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I heard too many noises at once and now I want to cry. A novel, by me.
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A Jordan Lambert @lambertraa.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I say this as someone who has loved all of her albums deeply - Mayhem is her best album since Born This Way.
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