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Ollo Clark

@olloclark.bsky.social
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TAKING A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAK STARTING JAN 1st. SEE BELOW. Actor, writer, TTRPGer, Creative Lead at Escape Plan Games, British, very little else.

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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I just typed “T-shirt and jeams” and am revolted in a way I cannot fully express.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
KP is an actual wizard. Go grab a slot.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
The recent progress on assisted dying in the UK means that terminally ill people may finally have some say over how and where they die. On a completely unrelated note, there is a town in the UK called ‘Battle’.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Wow. Crazy that they couldn’t make *any* arrests.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
To all those making the trip to Philadèlphia #PAXU…
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a young boy in a hat is standing in the snow and says `` bring me back something french . ''
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Just had to type the words “soft knees”, and IIIII didn’t like it. Still don’t.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Am trying out a neat social mechanic for my current PCs who have just arrived in a new town: Some residents are excited by outsiders, and some are inherently suspicious- for every persuasion roll I’m having them roll 2d20, but only I know if that’s at advantage or disadvantage. #dnd #ttrpg
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
‘Muppet Christmas Carol’ but all the muppets are played by smaller muppets on the original muppets’ hands, all except Scrooge who is played by Kermit. Every year, the film is increased by a factor of muppet. Waitress: I meant about what you’d like to order.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Genuine question: Am I the only one who finds the TV trope of “grown adult gets mad at building IKEA furniture” unbelievable? You can pay taxes well enough to stay out of jail, but you can’t do oversized Lego? With an instruction manual?
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I have now seen around seven different ads for ‘A Real Pain’, and I still can’t tell if these are clips from the movie or just Jesse Eisenberg and Kieran Culkin talking. #arealpain
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Inside me are two wolves. Thanksgiving Dinner was Messed. Up.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut. Uh… Ollö. A mirror.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Turkey Day, America! 🇹🇷
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
The best, unsung joke of #peepshow is that- several years apart- Big Suze auditions for theatre versions of both ‘Crash’ movies.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The best part of #duolingo is how every lesson is something I can immediately apply to daily life.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I’m not saying I’d *enjoy* it as an alarm clock, but the sound of my cat vomiting at 3am did get me from deep sleep to awake and getting to work on my (brand new, very short) list of tasks for the morning in 0.5 seconds.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
5 favs, 5 tags! Food: Italian. Season: 3 of The West Wing… I mean… ‘autumn’ Drink: tea in the UK, coffee in the US. Color: racing green/navy blue Anime: ‘Attack On Titan’ @patrickkeeffe.bsky.social @latiajacquise.com @jmaddalina.bsky.social @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social @kp11studios.bsky.social
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Settling in for a writing session on #bloodrum&thunder, (*cough* the pirate campaign coming next year from Escape Plan Games *cough*) Now. What should this adventure smell like? #dnd #ttrpg #pirates @cantripcandles.bsky.social
A brinewater tides candle from cantrip candles among books and a wooden box.
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same old ghost 🌿🪻 @sameoldghost.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Costco is selling enormous jars of whole peaches preserved in syrup, in case anyone needs a Yuletide gift for a visit to a nobleman of moderate regard in the middle ages
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Mike Royce @mikeroyce.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
“we’re getting word that Trump’s pick to lead the Department of Right-Side Up is, and this is worrying, Upside-Down Jones”
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Another wonderful time from earlier this year. A true joy watching the fantastic #patrothfuss work, as he designed a pirate live for our upcoming ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’! Thanks to @jmaddalina.bsky.social for hosting, and for all the incredible artwork she’s doing for us!
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Brings me a lot of joy to log on here of a Sunday and see a flurry of “well, in MY d&d game today…” #sund&day
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Starting to run a new #dnd campaign today. Everyone send @hellotybeeren.bsky.social and @bextraterrestrial.bsky.social your condolences. I mean ‘luck’. Yeah. Send them luck.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Bringing some choice memories over here from the dead bird. Starting with “the feeling that comes with making your players pull this face on a stream”. #dnd #ttrpg With @hellotybeeren.bsky.social, @travismcelroy.bsky.social, @bathory.bsky.social and… someone else.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A few things I have researched today: -The tensile strength of anthracite. -Sailors’ shore leave in the 18th century. -Bootlegging distilleries in the 1920s. -Lancet window construction. But yeah, #dnd is that game that drives you into Satan’s waiting arms.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Not ashamed to say that deciding “which bit of this overwhelmingly large project am I going to write today” by rolling a d10 for chapter then a d20 for section has been the most successful writing aid I’ve ever found.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
The best part is that none of the writing will have to change. abcnews.go.com/US/onion-buy...
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The Onion buys InfoWars in bankruptcy auction
The satirical website The Onion purchased InfoWars on Thursday, a capstone on years of litigation following InfoWars founder Alex Jones' defamation case.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Achilles: I was a prince, the son of one of Jason’s Argonauts and a sea nymph. I bested Hector and was a hero of the Trojan war. How am I remembered? Me: honestly I’m not great at Greek history, it’s always been my Achi- I mean I don’t know.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Good morning: have a cat.
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KP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Gosh I do hope that links don’t have the same problem here as they do on the crap x-bird site… If you see this post, could I ask you to please share it around? My business solely depends on word of mouth. And if we’ve done a shoot together before, would be honored if you can share your experience
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
@kp11studios.bsky.social notifications on point-
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Kyle Shire @kyleshire.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
In about an hour I’m taking over Darrington Presses IG to answer all your burning questions about Queen By Midnight Quarter Past! Come hang!
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TTRPGkids ➡️ Gamehole Con @ttrpgkids.com · 13/11/2024
Want to give back this season AND support TTRPG resources? There are a bunch of TTRPG non-profits out there that could use some support! Find my list of TTRPG-related non-profits/charities here, and thank you for thinking about the community! www.ttrpgkids.com/2022/11/14/w... #TTRPG #charities
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Hypothetically- if I was currently writing a successfully kickstarted pirate campaign, ‘Blood, Rum & Thunder’ for d&d 5e- which non-European pirates would you want to see given a nod to? Just hypothetically. #dnd #ttrpgs #pirates
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Starting to DM a new D&D campaign for some friends this weekend. Them: “what if it was Bloodborne-y?” Me:
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.
A Remembrance Day poppy
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
When the beer you thought was empty isn’t empty.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
“This looks like a job for inadvisably applied magic if ever I saw one.” Congratulations, @modiphius.bsky.social on a stonker of a campaign! Can't wait to see how you do Sir Terry proud. #ttrpg #discworld #gnuterrypratchett
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Modiphius @modiphius.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
“But there's still such a lot to be done..." YES. THERE ALWAYS IS. Ook! 🦧 🐢Last chance* to back the Discworld: Adventures in Ankh-Morpork Kickstarter! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mod... (*If you miss the cut-off, you can still pledge at the link) #Discworld #ttrpg #games
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
“HA. So. You think ADHD is a disorder do you, Kaiba? YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!”
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Put out a casting call recently, and my god I wish I had the confidence of some of these maniacs. Casting call: Indian actors in the Los Angeles area with VO experience. White news anchor in St Petersburg, Florida with no VO experience: “hell yeah, I got this”.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Great minds think substantively. #thesubstance @hellotybeeren.bsky.social
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Can someone explain to me how people do non-standard #fonts in here? In return, I’ll tell you stories about how things used to be better and show you my dentures.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
Who’s going to tell Hong Kong?
Headline reads “Hong Kong discovers dinosaur fossils for the first time”.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
I guess I should also say on here that I’m a British #VO #voiceactor in Los Angeles. Whether you need snooty or soot-stained, get in touch.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
East Los Angeles is starting to put tiny roundabouts into a ton of four-way intersections, and don’t get me wrong- it’s adorable- but you really have to teach people how to use them first, California.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Going to try the algorithm thing. Beyond TTRPGs, I want posts and videos from: -Bookbinding -Science -Fine Art -History -Metalwork -Libraries -DIY -Buried Treasure -Winning Lottery Tickets -World Peace The last three are a bit of a stretch, but I’d feel like an idiot for not trying.
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Ollo Clark @olloclark.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
About a third of the posts on Bluesky seem to be about how nice it is posting on Bluesky, and you know what, it *is* nice posting on Bluesky.
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